Many Many Semangat Pics!
Last Friday, i rushed through work and finally ran out (still making work phonecalls in the car) much to RyanMukati‘s disbelief
We went to KLCC to watch Da Vinci Code with his company people
The movie was at 8:30 pm
“It’s two and a half hours long,” warned AdrianYap of KLue the day before
Yikes
Two and a half hours… i calculated that i’d still have an hour left to run to Velvet for ‘I Am Fabulous’ and layan KinkyPugKevin
The movie started late -_-‘
I didn’t read the book so i was looking forward to the movie after all the book-hype
I think i should have just read the book and skipped the movie :p
By the time i reached Velvet, it was midnight
Freeflow of 10-12 was over π
What a waste of my invitation :p
I rushed into Velvet telling the infamous door bitches, “I am fabulous!… and i’m LATE!”
LicketyLicia (i think i’m spelling your name wrong la…) jumped hug me going,
“Yay! I’m Lickety Licia on your blog!”
“Heh yeah…”
Then she tried to kiss me
“Yikes! No! I got lip glosssss!!!” and turned my head
And she licked my neck till my top got wet
0_o
Wah damn annoying when everyone is happy tipsy except for me
And trodding all over my feet *UGH!*
And making me take endless pictures of them *stares pointedly at a Lickety Someone*
And shouting damn loud at me *stares at a particularly special Mai*
Some shameless girl was standing without much balance
“Eh. What kind of Indian is your sister man. Cannot drink for nuts,” i told JuniorQueenShal who was watching over her
“Haih, yea la.”
“Shameless.”
Zen bought a cute lil handbag from QueenKanch the other day
I wrote about that horrible nightmare, just haven’t posted it up yet heh
I put a stupid thing on my face cos really, i look awful in this picture
Doesn’t even look like *me*
Gregoire is spinning regularly in Maison every Saturday night
Threesome? Non?
Say it with me, se-lartttttttt
I’m pretty sure Casey is looking at… the alcohol.
Confirm looking at the alcohol.
On Saturday night, i went for a huge ass family dinner
I didn’t change out from my lacey top cos i thought it was fine
“What? Why you ask whether i want to change? Too slutty is it?!” i stared down at my top
My father and brother stared at my chest, “We didn’t say anything. 
”
I *should* have stared at myself in the mirror more
I didn’t bother and only noticed much later how transparent it was for a family dinner
WHAT MORE, on *that* particular day,
ALL my cousin sisters decide to wear… normal tops
How abnormal for them
And how extra slutty that made *me* look, boo hoo hoo…!
After that PassedOutBen and SowTheGoat picked me up and we went into the unknown for Lynnzter’s farewell thing
It’s damn unknown because… none of us go into that area
Damn lost
POB and Sow were damn funny arguing in the front seats
POB: Are you sure you know this is the right way?!
Sow: I’m master of the universe. OF COURSE i’m right!
Me: 
POB: 
Confirm lost.
Well we finally made it there
Then POB and me went to layan at Decanter @ Hartamas
Haven’t been there for damn long…
PassedOutBen was damn sarcastic, “Sorry, this is not your high so high so place okay.”
“Bitch. I’m having fun okay.”
“Hee hee hee.”
Played damn alot of stupid games and laughed damn alot
Ohmygod what a gay font!
The moment i thought that to myself, i knew i’d been hanging out too much with Smellie -_-
I took a huge fancy to GanasCallie’s skirt and repeated it to her in my tipsiness
“Careful. Say somemore she’ll get irritated and scold you then you know,” indulged POB
I damn scared of ganas her. So i didn’t say anything more about the skirt after that
I woke up early on Sunday to take my last driving lesson
At night, i went to watch Grease The Musical with MaryBerry, Dorcas and Ming Kwang @ KL Convention Centre
Joyce Can Drive!
LEGALLY!
MWAHAHAHA!!!!
I passed!
I passed!
I passed!
And i didn’t bribe a single cent fuckers!
hA!
*smug*
I sat on the chair there for 4 and a half hours
Four. And. A. Half. Hours.
Thanks to that i got a freaking backache the whole day after
Instead of being in the driving school, i transported myself elsewhere
Once in a while, i’d shift in my seat and look up
Tearing myself away from the Land of Faerie where Tristran Thorn was looking for his star
Or where the frightful witches were plotting ownership of her heart
I was actually quite astonished that nobody else brought a book or magazine to entertain themselves with knowing that they’d be waiting around for a good two hours at least
I thought younger kids nowadays read…?
Got sleepy after reading awhile so i shamelessly took a catnap
Yes
I arranged myself in such a way (there were two positions) where i could sleep without my mouth being open
I have this amazing ability to sleep anywhere, anytime
“Once i fell asleep standing up on the bus on the way to college, i was damn tired,” i told TL
“You’re like a giraffe man,” he grinned back
“But damn malu la… when the bus braked, i almost fell over.”
I think i slept for quite long… i didn’t keep track
But the time did fly by faster
By the time my number was called out, my butt had overslept and frozen
You know what, i honestly would say that i should have failed the bukit part
I was so blared by sitting outside for almost five hours in waiting that i *did* screw that part up even though i can do it perfectly (usually -_- )
My car rolled down a bit and i pulled the handbrake again and looked at the examiner on my left
I was SO PISSED OFF AT MYSELF
AFTER sitting there for so freaking long, i haVE to fuck up the first thing i do
He waved me on, so i continued smoothly
He passed me 0_o
Everyone else who did that mistake was failed… they must’ve been looking at me thinking
“Who’s that bitch they let pass?”
The parking and three-point turn was fine bla bla bla
Then was the road test
>_<
The one i was most anxious about
QueenKanch was extremely unhelpful and didn’t help AT ALL in calming my nerves
Bitch.
I *had* to do the road test when it was lunch hour, and jammed, and school was out, and people cutting crazily left and right
But i was okay
I didn’t panic or anything and chatted to the examiner about sports, the weather, cigarette brands, and work
He must have been impressed that i could chit chat and drive casually at the same time mwahaha…
Oh there’s one point i fucked up
When i wanted to signal left, i flicked on the windshield wiper instead… twice
-_-‘
“Eh.. apa ni… kat kanan la, kanan.” (Eh what is this, the switch is on the right la.)
“Oh,” i haha-ed, “I tau… tapi i praktis dengan kereta bapa i…” (Oh, i know. But i practise with my dad’s car, different side.)
Bull, all of that.
But it was a good excuse for forgetting the switches right?
AND it also said that i practised
ANYWAY HAHA I PASSED!
I got 18 over 20
QueenKanch: HA?! You got the same marks as me??
Me: Bitch. Can not is it. 
You know what.
It’s such a bloody urban legend
How can you all blar me for my bad driving skills, when you all never even saw me drive before this episode!?
It all started from friends joking how bad i’ll be when i finally learn cos my directions are so bad
I chose not to learn, that’s why i don’t know how to drive
-_-
When i choose to learn, i can drive okay?
Come to think of it, everyone wished me luck but only three people told me i’d definitely pass:
AdamPoserPan – “You’ll be fine baby!”
MaryBerry – “You’re confident la, i’m sure you’ll pass.”
JingHua – “I’m sure you’ll pass with flying colours!”
Of course, just because my cousin JingHua thinks so doesn’t mean her younger sister thinks so
-_-
The second person i told was SmallsMinkyMin
I called her up right away to gloat
“Guess what. I took my driving exam just now right…”
“Ohmygod! I forgot to wish you good luck!”
“It’s okay. I PASSED!”
“…*GASP*… Really!? Congratulations!”
“Yeah. Doesn’t run in the family huh? So wait, let’s see. I can drive. And i can drink (my cousins are all allergic to alcohol. Like, really.) I guess i got the better genes!”
“Ha ha ha yeah right.”
*phew* glad that’s over
No more dragging myself to Asia Jaya in between work to take silly driving lessons
No having to fork out more money to retake exam or whatever
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
*does happy fairy dance*
Now
I can just imagine everyone bugging me
“Joyce, when are you gonna *cross out ‘get your drivers’ license* take your braces off?”
Wait la! My braces will come off soon enough and thEN i’ll be perfect okay?!
OKAY?!
Stop bugging me!
awesome, congrats.
getting a new car?
awesome, congrats.
getting a new car?
eh wasn’t i supporting you oso ah? did i? no? yes?
I LOVE LRT. -_-
eh wasn’t i supporting you oso ah? did i? no? yes?
I LOVE LRT. -_-
fucker i kacau-ed u but i still wished u luck ok!!! whoahah u forgot “junior queen” hehehehahahha
fucker i kacau-ed u but i still wished u luck ok!!! whoahah u forgot “junior queen” hehehehahahha
Hahhz I failed my first test and bawled all the way home. And miraculously. Passed the second test ;p Buts what for rites. My licence collecting so much cobwebz now I dunno how to drive anymore (O_o)
Hahhz I failed my first test and bawled all the way home. And miraculously. Passed the second test ;p Buts what for rites. My licence collecting so much cobwebz now I dunno how to drive anymore (O_o)
hahah.
Well, there’s still the matter of the ‘P’ sticker. but that’s excuse for driving like a mad case.
What’s my excuse, man… I should go get a ‘P’ sticker for the sake of it. hmph.
And like, nighstar, my license collected dust for ahwile. Until recently.
I do notlike KL drivers, esp those tai-tai types. Fuckerrrr. I’m gonna scratch their cars with a 50cent coin one day.
My sis was *this close* to doing it when some bitch stole her parkign lot, which, she had been waiting for, for like 15 mins!!
BMW fucker bitch. kena la ‘Get out, or I’ll scratch you car’.
And thank god tai-tai woman ahd sense, rather to have to get her swanky BMW sprayed. Hee hee…
hahah.
Well, there’s still the matter of the ‘P’ sticker. but that’s excuse for driving like a mad case.
What’s my excuse, man… I should go get a ‘P’ sticker for the sake of it. hmph.
And like, nighstar, my license collected dust for ahwile. Until recently.
I do notlike KL drivers, esp those tai-tai types. Fuckerrrr. I’m gonna scratch their cars with a 50cent coin one day.
My sis was *this close* to doing it when some bitch stole her parkign lot, which, she had been waiting for, for like 15 mins!!
BMW fucker bitch. kena la ‘Get out, or I’ll scratch you car’.
And thank god tai-tai woman ahd sense, rather to have to get her swanky BMW sprayed. Hee hee…
hey you dirty whore, i bet i could get a boyfriend faster than you, cause my asian ass is bigger than yours
hey you dirty whore, i bet i could get a boyfriend faster than you, cause my asian ass is bigger than yours
Congratulations!! xx
Congratulations!! xx
jasper_spiller: er… i don’t think so la
Kevin: FINE! Next time you want me to pick you up, i’m going to go, “I though you love LRT?” hee hee hee
Kanch: i din say you didn’t wish me π i said you didn’t believe in me HA. it’s DIFFERENT. Oh yeah your sis supported me haha
nightstar: eh no la, i don’t want to NOT drive after getting it and then forgetting how to drive. What’s the point in getting the license then!?
devil_undercover: eh yea parking damn stress i heard
Underaged Asian girl: *scoff*
fredaism: thanks!
jasper_spiller: er… i don’t think so la
Kevin: FINE! Next time you want me to pick you up, i’m going to go, “I though you love LRT?” hee hee hee
Kanch: i din say you didn’t wish me π i said you didn’t believe in me HA. it’s DIFFERENT. Oh yeah your sis supported me haha
nightstar: eh no la, i don’t want to NOT drive after getting it and then forgetting how to drive. What’s the point in getting the license then!?
devil_undercover: eh yea parking damn stress i heard
Underaged Asian girl: *scoff*
fredaism: thanks!
congrats, congrats!! π *throws confetti*
congrats, congrats!! π *throws confetti*
congrats! =)
you went to Safety Driving Centre right?
i just passed from there last month π
ish that place is LOADED with perverts =(
happy P driving!
congrats! =)
you went to Safety Driving Centre right?
i just passed from there last month π
ish that place is LOADED with perverts =(
happy P driving!
w00t congratulations! when are you learning to fly??
w00t congratulations! when are you learning to fly??
hahaha omigosh woman God has answered my prayers!
when i come home i xpect u to pick me up for lunch!!
THIS I CANT WAIT.
well done la
congratulations!!!
now no more being driven around eh?
happy fairy driving then!
hahaha omigosh woman God has answered my prayers!
when i come home i xpect u to pick me up for lunch!!
THIS I CANT WAIT.
layla13: yay! *dances in confetti*
sammietan: yup the one across the Asia Jaya lrt station. perverts really? Heh i wore a big T there. Very unlike me π
Kim: hmm… not a bad idea… :p
Aishah: AHAHA i know right woman! After all your nagging :p Fucker, answered your prayers huh. -_- But eh no la no la (remembers all the times you picked me up) yea yea answered your prayers *nods heads quickly*
YES I WILL pick you up when you come back π
psikotik: Eh… no… i still want to be driven around… heh heh. anyway i don’t have a car yet π
layla13: yay! *dances in confetti*
sammietan: yup the one across the Asia Jaya lrt station. perverts really? Heh i wore a big T there. Very unlike me π
Kim: hmm… not a bad idea… :p
Aishah: AHAHA i know right woman! After all your nagging :p Fucker, answered your prayers huh. -_- But eh no la no la (remembers all the times you picked me up) yea yea answered your prayers *nods heads quickly*
YES I WILL pick you up when you come back π
psikotik: Eh… no… i still want to be driven around… heh heh. anyway i don’t have a car yet π
ConGrats!!!! Fairies can drive too!! π
ConGrats!!!! Fairies can drive too!! π
heheh congrats!!
I crossed out driving license and braces two years ago .. ne ne ni bu bu π
So what car are you getting??
heheh congrats!!
I crossed out driving license and braces two years ago .. ne ne ni bu bu π
So what car are you getting??
You can take my car. But you have to drive me around la. Congrats by the way. Yay for you and proving all of those (including me) who thought you needed to bribe, wrong.
You can take my car. But you have to drive me around la. Congrats by the way. Yay for you and proving all of those (including me) who thought you needed to bribe, wrong.
YAY! Driving fairy! Congratsssss…
I missed you by a nanosecond @ velvet. I kena dragged (literally) home ‘cus he beef I’m too much of an alcoholic. And thus the non-attendance in Decanter on saturday night. wuu wuu wuuu *cry*
YAY! Driving fairy! Congratsssss…
I missed you by a nanosecond @ velvet. I kena dragged (literally) home ‘cus he beef I’m too much of an alcoholic. And thus the non-attendance in Decanter on saturday night. wuu wuu wuuu *cry*
starrider19: haha yeah, dunnit wings alredi
jayelle: bloody hell… erm not thinking about car yet also. Seems my father is more excited about it 0_o
placid26: Yay me
yc: He beef you’re too alco…? And then sacrifice decanter on sat somemore..?? Wah. Cock-whipped betul ni!
starrider19: haha yeah, dunnit wings alredi
jayelle: bloody hell… erm not thinking about car yet also. Seems my father is more excited about it 0_o
placid26: Yay me
yc: He beef you’re too alco…? And then sacrifice decanter on sat somemore..?? Wah. Cock-whipped betul ni!
wait – is that 18 out of 20 marks or 18 demerit points? π
wait – is that 18 out of 20 marks or 18 demerit points? π
I WILL NOT BITCH NOT NOT BITCH.
KENOT KENOT KENOT. -_-
Tiu.
I WILL NOT BITCH NOT NOT BITCH.
KENOT KENOT KENOT. -_-
Tiu.
Vicky: Beeatch! π
Kev: Bitch la bitch la huh. *nyuk* *nyuk* Eh what’s the diff, you sure bitch anyway right :p hee hee *flutters off*
Vicky: Beeatch! π
Kev: Bitch la bitch la huh. *nyuk* *nyuk* Eh what’s the diff, you sure bitch anyway right :p hee hee *flutters off*
greece! omg i wanted to go see the theater show here in melbourne but never gotton the chance! maybe they had different casting…
Can I go car shopping with you soon then? Help you spend money. Hehehhehe.
Can I go car shopping with you soon then? Help you spend money. Hehehhehe.
omg. Congrats wei..I failed the bukit part once because I slipped downwards but he let you pass? Fuyoo.. congratulations anyway.
omg. Congrats wei..I failed the bukit part once because I slipped downwards but he let you pass? Fuyoo.. congratulations anyway.