Exactly a year ago, the pug, the fairy and the pan started a blog together
Which has long die-ded *looks at sky*
*click*
Sunday After Genting
Haven’t blogged Genting pics yet, alot la
Later la 
Yesterday afternoon i played a game
It was ‘Spot The Imaginary Fairy With Joyce’ game
Cos obviously i have yet to see a real fairy
I still try once in a while, just whip around really quickly and try to catch it
But i still never have
Some say if you try too hard, you’ll never get to see a fairy
Maybe i’m trying too hard 
Maybe fairies are like men
When i used to yearn for a guy in my life, i could never get one
When i started not to give a fuck and just enjoy life, they came in swarms
So maybe fairies are like men, hmm
But fairies are way more fascinating then men
And then again, there are some faires who are men
… Or men who are fairies
>_<
See i’m so good at lari-ing topic
Back to my little game of Spot The Fairy…
CheesieRingo is like, bloody cute and gorgeous
Her voice is sweet
She’s so sexy
Her tits are bigger than mine
I find myself staring at her ass and legs and then looking away
And then i feel like pushing her away when she’s next to me so that i don’t feel like a man.
She keeps on saying, “Your face is so small! Your face is so small!”
Then FireAngelEelaine will add in, “Yeah! Your face is so small!”
I’m like, “Shut. Up. You’re both damn small. What are you talking about?!“
I was gonna be a nice girlfriend and show my face at AdamPoserPan’s work event (some Levi’s thing @ Zouk) but i diverted myself to KLCC momentarily to bond with FoxyLisa
We didn’t know where to go and drink
And decided on Santini in the end
I’ve been there for lunch with KinkyPug before but not drinks
And holy crap! The happy hour there isn’t half bad!
A glass of wine = RM10
A bottle of wine = RM50
A jug of beer = RM32-38
(before 8pm)
We went for a jug of beer
We be beer girls yo 
Then. We dragged ourselves to Zouk where the event was
There were amateur bands playing in the afternoon (i heard)
And the more well-known local ones playing at night
Upon reaching the entrance, i leaned on the wall and said hi to the infamous door bitches there
“I can’t believe i’m here on a Sunday. Everyday also here. Damn no life.”
The Loft @ Zouk
DoorBitchIvan is my most favourite door bitch
But he can be damn moody sometimes
Sometimes he stares at me nonchalantly and i don’t know how to pujuk him
Sometimes he treats me like a little girl and ties my undone-in-tipsiness bows for me
They weren’t serving alcohol in Zouk during the Levi’s event
Nor at Terrace Bar
Never heard of before right?!
So obviously FoxyLisa and i found ourselves upstairs at The Loft guzzling on beer
“I Love TL!”
“I love TL! I love TL!” i chanted all the way home in the car
“Why baby?” asked Smellie
It was more like ‘what are you talking about?’ rather then ‘why do you love TL’ kinda question
“Because he helped me buy vodka at the airporttt!!”
Yay more bloody marys on workdays for me
Thank you TL 
I wanted to drive back from KL but Smellie didn’t think i was ready yet
I told SuckBallLouis about my ability to drive now
He retorted with, “Poor Malaysian people..” and said he doesn’t want to come back to KL 
I’m Not As Idiotic Okay
I always get damn emo when some people gawk over two subjects colliding such as
Joyce and Cleaning
or
Joyce and Sport
Fuck.
I used to be sporty in school okay
Ask anyone of my ex high school mates!
I was on the track team!
I *cough* was a cheerleader
I did high jump in primary school (till i stopped growing and was too short to do it in high school, not my fault!)
I used to rollerblade every bloody day
I used to climb all over the place like a monkey
Just because i don’t take the time and effort to play sport anymore doesn’t mean i don’t know how to
Also, I used to clean the house since i was young
My mom had a very simple rule
I clean, she cooks
Which i think was excellent and i’m so gonna make my kids do that someday (if i have any haha)
Just because i know how to dress up doesn’t mean i don’t know how to get down on my knees and scrub the bathroom
I think so many kids nowadays are utterly spoilt beyond belief
Don’t know how to iron
Don’t know how to handwash their own clothes
Don’t know how to sweep the floor properly even
Shameless.
Although yes, i would like to think that one day, i’ll be so busy making money and having fun that i’d be hiring cleaners to do it for me
At least i know how to do it myself (should i try to save up for something else instead)
i.e.
“Pair of shoes? Cleaner? Pair of shoes? Cleaner?”
Hmm what happened
This was supposed to be a happy post cos i took a happy picture of my laundry
Yeah so sad i know
It just looked so happy-coloured hanging outside!
I spent all day in doing work, so i did laundry as well
I have way too many clothes… so i handwash the delicate ones by colours
(Erm… most of my clothes *are* delicate -_- so i handwash most of them anyway -_-)
Obviously i hang them separately in case the orange drips stain the white ones
So today were all my oranges and whites
I haven’t even started on the blues, blacks, browns, pinks, and turqouises yet
Yeah.
I wear so many colours that blues are separated from turqouses lest they stain
Damn sien la working today…
Eh yealah. I used to do that too. We sent teh maid packing when I was younger and amazingly, the househols costs, was slashed by more than half! More shopping for me. LoL. But yealah.. I’ve to hadwash my delicates too. Eh bras also. *shy* takkan wanna put the lacy, delicate pretty bras with wires into the washing machine! Yes. kids these days are spoilt. My cousins are perfect examples. Can’t even do the dishes after eating. Damn gross. i know la got maid.. but sorry la.. takkan maid is gonna do everything. Bleah. The maid once ruined my fave top. N I fucking cried. Cryyyy. No more maids doing laundry. Just a maid to help once a week. hee hee.
Eh yealah. I used to do that too. We sent teh maid packing when I was younger and amazingly, the househols costs, was slashed by more than half! More shopping for me. LoL. But yealah.. I’ve to hadwash my delicates too. Eh bras also. *shy* takkan wanna put the lacy, delicate pretty bras with wires into the washing machine! Yes. kids these days are spoilt. My cousins are perfect examples. Can’t even do the dishes after eating. Damn gross. i know la got maid.. but sorry la.. takkan maid is gonna do everything. Bleah. The maid once ruined my fave top. N I fucking cried. Cryyyy. No more maids doing laundry. Just a maid to help once a week. hee hee.
yeaa agree with you. kids nowadays are all spoilt brats who cant do housework! =)
yeaa agree with you. kids nowadays are all spoilt brats who cant do housework! =)
sian lah. cudnt stop checking both of you out. feel like damn perv liddat. I straight okay. π
sian lah. cudnt stop checking both of you out. feel like damn perv liddat. I straight okay. π
you dooooo look like a fairy la.that’s why everyone else but you can see a fairy..cos they’re looking at you!
ALL of you are damn small okay. -_- i feel more like walrus,less like penguin standing next to joo.
by the way,i just realised who you remind me of–my ONLY female cousin who’s older than me and has the same husky voice and self-assured tone.she’s also a sadist who loves to torture me.ahhh the uncanny resemblance π
you dooooo look like a fairy la.that’s why everyone else but you can see a fairy..cos they’re looking at you!
ALL of you are damn small okay. -_- i feel more like walrus,less like penguin standing next to joo.
by the way,i just realised who you remind me of–my ONLY female cousin who’s older than me and has the same husky voice and self-assured tone.she’s also a sadist who loves to torture me.ahhh the uncanny resemblance π
only u can make laundry looks damn artistic, woman.
only u can make laundry looks damn artistic, woman.
omg..
you colour code your laundry.
…0_0.
i always knew you were something special. *kow tows*
omg..
you colour code your laundry.
…0_0.
i always knew you were something special. *kow tows*
so emo about the laundry… -_-
can i love TL too?
eh when are you gonna be tired of zouk ah? -_-
so emo about the laundry… -_-
can i love TL too?
eh when are you gonna be tired of zouk ah? -_-
devil_undercover: yeah underwear = must be handwashed. crazy ar chuck in machine! so ex somemore 0_o
redmudmurder: π
fireangel: i know you straight la hee hee. Eh can we not start being like those girls
A: You’re so small!
B: You’re so small too!
A: Shut UP, you’RE smaller!
B: No fucking way, YOU’RE smaller!
A: Your tits are bigger then mine
B: Well, your ass is finer then mine!
A: You’re hotter!
B: No, you’re hotter!
A: Fuck you
B: Well fuck you too
jasiminne: oh yeah… me and my husky voice which i think sounds damn man π i don’t torture you… would you like me to?
Kim: Er… haha i didn’t mean to make it look that way! But now that you say it *clicks back and admires colours again*
No la. It’s the colours. Anything you take with nice colours will instantly turn out nice π
Jayelle: Er… doesn’t everyone do that?! No? 0_o
Kev: Yeah.. laundry agro heh.
Eh i’m tired of zouk already la. Let’s like, try to do something different for a long time. I’m afraid i say that and then we end up there again. Shy.
devil_undercover: yeah underwear = must be handwashed. crazy ar chuck in machine! so ex somemore 0_o
redmudmurder: π
fireangel: i know you straight la hee hee. Eh can we not start being like those girls
A: You’re so small!
B: You’re so small too!
A: Shut UP, you’RE smaller!
B: No fucking way, YOU’RE smaller!
A: Your tits are bigger then mine
B: Well, your ass is finer then mine!
A: You’re hotter!
B: No, you’re hotter!
A: Fuck you
B: Well fuck you too
jasiminne: oh yeah… me and my husky voice which i think sounds damn man π i don’t torture you… would you like me to?
Kim: Er… haha i didn’t mean to make it look that way! But now that you say it *clicks back and admires colours again*
No la. It’s the colours. Anything you take with nice colours will instantly turn out nice π
Jayelle: Er… doesn’t everyone do that?! No? 0_o
Kev: Yeah.. laundry agro heh.
Eh i’m tired of zouk already la. Let’s like, try to do something different for a long time. I’m afraid i say that and then we end up there again. Shy.
Yay! Cheesie’s been to fairyland!
Actually, I was secretly staring at your boobies and fairy-tattooed shoulder and then looking away too π
Yay! Cheesie’s been to fairyland!
Actually, I was secretly staring at your boobies and fairy-tattooed shoulder and then looking away too π
You do your laundry old school. With the wooden wash boards or by the river beating it with a stick? I stir mine around in a big cauldron.
*bubble bubble*
You do your laundry old school. With the wooden wash boards or by the river beating it with a stick? I stir mine around in a big cauldron.
*bubble bubble*
Cheesie: Haha… you’re too cute la. Can you like, not comment on my page anymore? Stealing my limelight sial. π
Cheesie: Haha… you’re too cute la. Can you like, not comment on my page anymore? Stealing my limelight sial. π
“Shut. Up. You’re both damn small. What are you talking about?!”
hahahhahahAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
fuck, crack me up.
You’re ALL damn small lah.
“Shut. Up. You’re both damn small. What are you talking about?!”
hahahhahahAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
fuck, crack me up.
You’re ALL damn small lah.