What’s In A Name?
Or rather, what’s in *my* name…

It’s so obvious when i have some articles due
I sit at home… and procrastinate
I have all my research already
I just… find other things to do

Like eat a burger
Blog
Take a two-hour nap cos the pc screen is hurting my eyes and end up having a nightmare -_-‘
Layan people on MSN
Walk up and downstairs several times cos i forget what i wanted to get from upstairs and by walking downstairs empty-handed i remember what it is…
Help Daddy put back all the little pieces on the keyboard after he’s cleaned it
It’s like doing an old school father-daughter activity – puzzles
Blog surf and end up taking a quiz to see what my name means

I was thinking ‘sure die’ if any mention of alcohol comes up

Instead, a topic of sanity comes up -_-

Questionable sanity? *choke*
Then flashes of things that people have repeated to me countless times come up

AdamPoserPan: You’re a really weird girl, you know that?

PassedOutBen: You’re crazy. I don’t know why i’m friends with you.

RyanSoosayRaj: You nut

JingHua/JingHui/SmallsMinkyMin: My cousin is crazy.

SuckBallLouis: That’s just fucking weird. You know, there are some things that you should just keep to yourself and not tell people…
Me:

FaiTheMai: *high-pitched voice* whaT?! *gives me a you’re-weird look*

AshleyTheMonky: Psycho.

QueenKanch: Freak.

And these are things they repeat to me… 

Just yesterday someone and i were mindlessly rambling
It came to a point where he was berating this girl for being weird
“She’s weird.”
“… so what? I’m weird too…”

I won’t berate a person for being weird… probably because people say the same about me but… i’m not psycho killer weird right.
*looks left and right*

I don’t know about the cult part tho
Is KinkyBlueFairy a cult?
Maybe we can have mass fairy worship or something

Can just imagine Ashley’s eyes widening damn big and her going, “Ohmygod.”
Actually, can imagine all the aforementioned people doing that…

Okay so i tried another moniker after that:

Me? Suing celebrities?
Hmm which celebrities…

Then i tried Smellie:

….

I can so imagine -_-

*How will you be defined in the dictionary?*

Project Lovemachine

(okay i don’t know this girl :p Just that i thought she looked quite hot ^_^ )

Since KinkyPugKevin always accompanies me to my straight events, i in turn, followed him to a gay one where he had his first stint as photographer

Well, it’s not a gay event la, just organised by some gays

“Hey go check out the site for me and see what pictures they put up,” he asked me on the phone, as he doesn’t have internet at home
“Wokay.”

*click*
*click*

“So? What pictures did they put up?”
“It’s ME! Hee hee…”
“They put you on the main page??”
“Yeah. Cos i’m so fabulous darling!”

I’m a superlovemachine yo
*click*

Okay okay, it’s prollie cos i’m wearing red
>_<
Just layaning myself here

I ordered a dry martini
A dry martini at Bond Bar costs RM28++ which comes up to RM32
*ouch*
I wanted to sign for it
But they only accept Visa -_-
What the hell, so i fished out cash

When my ‘dry martini’ came, there was a lychee in it 
0_o
Hey, i didn’t order no lychee martini!

“Excuse me… i ordered a dry martini,” i said politely to the girl who took my order
“This is a Bond dry martini.”
I cocked my head to one side and was rather puzzled.
A lychee in a dry martini? Erm… ooookay….
I sipped on it
Oh my god
You’re kidding me
I’m paying 32 bucks for a too-sweet lychee martini that lacked alcohol terribly?

I sipped it again

Okay

This is definitely not a dry martini
I’ve been conned!!!
“This is horrible. Try it. There’s barely any alcohol,” i shoved it to VivaciousVeronica to try
“It’s so watered down… give it back la. Tell them.”
*sigh*

“Use your power as media!” Chak said enthusiastically
I swear he had his fist pumping in the air, i just didn’t see it
” -_-‘ Please la. They won’t know who i am also… *whine* I want my dry martini…”

Luckily i got another waiter to attend to me
“That’s not a dry martini,” he stared at the lychee bobbing rather dejectedly in the glass
“Of course i know that. That’s why i’m telling you… i ordered a dry martini…”

He was really nice and exchanged it for me
Obviously i didn’t shamelessly drink it all up before giving it back
Only two small sips to be sure

All pictures taken by KinkyPugKevin and stolen off the Lovemachine Party Updates

Since Kev took the pictures, there are no pictures of him haha
“No pictures of me *sob*”
“Haha, now you know what it’s like to be event photographer…”

Clickety Click –
* Project Lovemachine *

Technology. Pah.

Something’s wrong with my pc and i can’t open my work files
So i’m waiting for the IT guy to come fix it (aka my brother)

I’m still feeling pei
I really should be drinking water but… i’m too fuck lazy to walk to the fridge hence resolving to the Coke that’s next to me instead
This is not good
Earlier i was too lazy to walk to the kitchen, so i drank Sprite in the apartment living room
-_-

Smellie and i were just stoning and watching Powerpuff Girls when we woke up

He heard someone outside the door and jumped off to the bedroom to get dressed
I couldn’t be farked and didn’t move a limb
Haiyo what’s the problem… we’re not that indecent…
I couldn’t care less if TL saw me in my bathrobe and Chicken-Little-just-woke-up hair

But it wasn’t TL who walked in first
It was some dude in football gear
Omg damn shy, i didn’t think we were expecting company

It was TL’s cousin, Calvin
He’s quite cute and gentlemanly too… must run in the family
They don’t look the same though, TL has mata sepet but Calvin has big eyes
Big cute anime-like eyes
And oh get this, i thought he was 18 or 19 since he was gonna play football with the boys
But he’s in Form 3

Form 3 = 15 years old

I think he’s not bad la for a 15-year-old

“When you’re single, give me a call and i’ll pimp you  ,” i said to Calvin
TL: “Uh-oh..”

Damn Pei

Feeling quite the pei today
Bass Agents were awesome
As expected we all mabuks

“Nothing’s going to spoil tonight, nothing’s going to spoil tonight,” PassedOutBen repeated with vehemence in the car on the way there

I shouldn’t have worn my ball bearing earrings
Should have known that i’d lose them by feng-ing -_-
I lost one side 🙁

At the end of the night, i started babbling about some imaginary friend to PassedOutBen (poor him) and he chucked me home

Damn pei
Blog later la
Gonna go eat McD’s porridge first

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