Exactly a year ago, AndrewBNBC lured a little girl to her candyshop
And Joyce got more balls
*click*

My Brother, NickIsTaller

When i was with PassedOutBen
We rambled on endlessly like how we always do

“The electricity went out just now, damn panic.”
“Then how?”
“Luckily i saved my work man. My brother came downstairs to turn it back on, he was saying ‘bathe hot water also cannot’ haha. And he was in his shorts and eh, my brother has a hot body man.”
“You’re so sick man, Joyce. Saying your brother is hot.”
“It’s not sick la! It’s a compliment!”
“I don’t say my sister is hot.”
“You don’t because… haih i dunno la. Anyway. Good la he’s hot. Bachelor! *woot*”
“Bachelor? He’s single meh? Broke up with his girlfriend already ar?”
“No la, he’s with her. Single as in, single till married la.”
“Then why you say bachelor -_- “
“Cos he’s hot! And nice! And if any girl does ANYTHING to him, i’ll fucking kick her ass.”

Erm, not trying to threaten you or anything yea Rebecca?

Chinese New Year 2006

I remember how i told you we’d play ‘racing’ when we were young
You were like, two.
Dunking you into my doll’s pram, i sped up and down the hallway
Till the wheels tripped and i smashed your face into the marble floor
Then I got smashed also… by Mommy

I remember i got damn emo
When i used all my pocket money when i was 9 and got you Jurassic Park toys for your birthday
And you didn’t give me anything for my birthday -_-

And how i hated you till i was in my teens
Because Mommy revered you for being the son – super Chinese thinking
Everything you wanted, you got.
Everything where there was two, you always got the biggest and the best.
You always got the faster bike.
You always got the window seat in the plane.
You always got to choose where you want to sleep when we went on holiday.
You always got the bigger basin to bathe in (even though *i* was older and bigger and it didn’t make sense to me)
You got to choose first when we got a double-decker bed.
You got more pocket money then i did when we were the same age (she said you ate more wtf)
You got to choose which room you wanted first when we moved house.
The only thing i got was:
I always got the blame whenever we fought
Cos everything was my fault
Cos i’m the older one
Cos i should know better
Cos you’re the boy

Wah, so much beef man 
Last time la, now no more beef okay

I remember how you kept mum when i snuck out
I’d creep downstairs and whisper
“Remember, if anything, i’m SLEEPING IN MY ROOM.”
And run off and you never did say anything
Even though you always gave me that disapproving look

I remember dreaming before that you died
*touch wood*
And i cried like a motherfucker
And started appreciating you more

I remember i always borrowed money from you in college
Cos i always spent mine on clothes and going out

I remember all those inconvenient times (i still do this haha)
When the stupid pc would PMS on me
And i’d yell for you
Even though you were sleeping/tired/eating/going out
You’d always fix it for me

And of course
I remember when we both grew older
And started actually talking to each other
That you have a sense of humour very much like Daddy

Anyway, NickIsTaller is 21 this year
Last December, he just graduated as one of the top students in his uni (unless Mommy’s been exaggerating, but then again, i remember Johnson telling me how his GPA damn high)
And he’s already working full-time in Ernst & Young

Ah… my little brother… all grown up *emo*

Urh…

… I just read some old Friendster testimonials while taking a break
And there are poems on the first two pages that two people wrote

Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
The amazing alcoholic beauty.
Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
Everybody loves this cutie!

She’s fabulous, lovely, and so short,
She can barely take it.
She drinks so much and when she’s had nuff,
She tries her best to contain it…
To contain…to contain…to contain…to contain.

Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
She’s the one that you’d love to meet.
Joyce the fairy, Joyce the fairy…
Sipping Malibu she can’t be beat.
The short and irresistable miss…
The most alcoholic who ever lived.
Joyce the fairy here she is!

– TimmyTimTim, Sept 6th 2005

She JoyceTheFairy,
Probably cousin to the Energizer Bunny,
From the parties and drinks its kinda
scary,
She’s smart, she’s wild but she’s
happy,
Like a kid on the street with a candy,
She JoyceTheFairy.

– AndrewBNBC, April 30th 2004

0_o’

I totally forgot about those…
Not very good to be associated with alcohol so… vehemently
>_<

It felt good reading back some of my testimonials
Made me realise i’ve lost contact with alot of people
I used to be close to
Before all of us got devoured with our working lives

I feel so damn fucking pei under self house arrest for the past few days
My thoughts jump from topic to topic and the facts are intruding my quiet time even

There’s nothing interesting that happened.

What, that i have two cups of water next to me, but i’m so restless i walk to the fridge anyway to get water to drink?
Well whoopdeedoo.

That i read my fairy books when my eyes get tired of the screen?
Well whoopdeedoo.

That i have so many items of clothing that i just realised there is not enough space to keep them all?

Perhaps this is a sign you’re supposed to move out from your parents’ place.. when your stuff accumulates and you can’t very well ask them to throw *their* stuff out…  Or maybe, i can shift a bunch of them over to Smellie’s like he asks me to… but then they’ll get lost among his shit then i’ll get emo and throw myself off the balcony -_-
…

Oh darn now i can’t use that whoopdeedoo line.

The only people i saw today were my family and PassedOutBen
I ranted and let out pent-up chattering to him the moment i stepped into his car
By the time i came home, i was absolutely silent

Like a little kid that got released from kindergarten and tired herself out just ready for nap time.

But no.

I WISH it was nap time.

It’s work work work…
I actually made some (itsy) progress to send my CV out today
After thinking that maybe freelancing isn’t exactly what i want to do right now…
Maybe i *do* want a proper full-time job now and freelance later…
Maybe i’m just whining cos all my work had to clash these few days

Maybe i just need to shut up, stop writing crap here and finish my work
Maybe i just need a big fat drink to cheer me up

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