Exactly a year ago, Joyce blogged about Zoukfest 2005
*click*
Hmm suddenly got asked to help out with some writing
So will be working this and next week
The Whole Couple Name Thing
So there was Brad and Jennifer
And there was Bennifer
Then there blew up Katie and Tom
And there was Tomkat
Now that Brad’s with Angelina
It’s Brangelina
And when he’s with Maddox
It’s Braddox
0_o
So since there’s Adam and me…
Is it Aoyce?
That’s damn dumb.
-_-
And anyway, why must the guy’s name always come first?
*emo*
If its the other way around, then it’ll be Jadam.
…
…
Which doesn’t sound very nice either.
I need a new boyfriend with a nicer name to go with mine.
When You’re Unemployed…
QueenKanch and i had different agenda for the day
I have yet to go through my ‘Things To Do’ list
But she managed to get me to partake in her excursion to Midvalley Megamall in the afternoon
“Just as well…” thought i
I could get groceries for the apartment
And she could get her skin products
I should just call her SkinObsessiveKanch instead of QueenKanch
Searching for parking was a bitch and a half
“I damn stress wei… i damn stress…” she moaned for 15 minutes
I couldn’t share her agony because of my lack in driving skills (and license :p )
So i just nodded my head sympathetically and patted her back reassuringly
We surveyed for parking spots, as well as the many people leisurely walking back and forth with shopping bags
“Fuck man, these people don’t need to work one ar…” she complained
“…. like us la.” i replied stonily
>_<
We organised our walking plan and got started
In between we sauntered into Zara where i rather fancied some pieces they had there
Quite alot of pieces, actually
Remember all the clothes you haven’t worn yet from Bangkok… remember!! The dresses… and the tops… and skirts… and after Bangkok you went shopping as well… NO SHOPPING!!!
So i fingered the material, imagined it on me, pressed my lips tight and dragged Kanch and myself out the door
Ah. I do have willpower after all.
*inward sob*
Weeks ago, QueenKanch and i thought of joining Amazing Race – Asian Series
Someone mentioned, “Joyce wants to join!? With her sense of direction!?”
Okay so maybe they made alot of sense after all
Because i couldn’t even find the chicken in the super
0_o
But i thought about it because
I am sporting!
I’m not afraid of heights and am great at balancing!
I could grin and yak to people and get help!
I run fast!
Anyway, it requires the possession of a driver’s license to join…
So that kinda fucked it off for moi
“Joyce, just tell me what you want to get and i’ll tell you exactly where it is okay.”
“Hmph. Fine.”
I got the usual meat, pasta, veg, cheese, and milk
Oh and wine of course
As we went to fetch the milk, Kanch called after me
“Where are you going?!?! The low fat milk is hereeee!”
The prolonged action of my body turning around brought with it slit eyes
“WhY would i need low fat milk?”
“Hee hee hee.”
“Fuck you okay. I don’t NEED low fat milk. Full cream milk is much nicer. HA! PENUH KRIM!!!” I yelled albeit maniacally as i snatched it up and chucked it into my basket
Grocery shopping is not cheap >_<
So i went to the ATM again right after paying
Where we bumped into Fono
He peered into my Carrefour plastic bags
“Groceries?”
“Yeah. To cook supper. For Adam.”
“Awww what a sweet girlfriend!”
*grunt*
The Power Of Xiaxue
This is probably the first time something that Xiaxue wrote has affected me
I absolutely agree with her that too many girls don’t take the effort to learn how to put on make-up
I detest the whiny ones who pester me on how i do mine and that they don’t know how to do theirs
“Practice la fuck! What, you think i could do it from the moment i was born? Just TRY and you’ll be able to do it after some practice!” I always sigh exasperatedly
Make-up is an art
Not an inborn skill
So anyway, after reading her post about fake eyelashes
Everytime i use mascara, i feel like an idiot and swear to try fake eyelashes
Even though i love my mascara and people think i’m using eyeliner when i haven’t
I’m not swearing that fake eyelashes are better then mascara
I just won’t knock it till i’ve tried it personally
The only time i’ve had fake ones are when i’ve been made up for event work and i’ve never put them on myself before
“You know, i feel like trying fake eyelashes ever since i read what Xiaxue wrote,” i commented to Kanch
“Oh my god! Me too!” she laughed
I honestly don’t see why she would need fake ones when her Indian lashes are freaking long already heh
But hell yeah, we bought them lashes at Sasa
And since my current eyelash curler is old and dusty *yuk*
I went to get a new one at Shu Uemura
*The* eyelash curler
It’s like a known *the* item
When i want to get cola, i get Coke
When i want a fashion mag, i get Vogue
When i want wine, i drink dry reds
When i get lip gloss, i go to Dior
When i get eyeliner, i go to Chanel
And when i wanted an eyelash curler
Shu Uemura it was
Raved about and glorified endlessly, let’s see whether the famed eyelash curler lives up to more then its RM 50
Jeez
This has GOT to be the most bimbo post i’ve done in ages…
Grocery shopping la, fake eyelashes la, curlers la…
0_o
Smellie just called
We’re to go paintballing, a show and he’s going for football
All in one day
“I feel like some sport.” says he
“Yea sure, it’ll be fun!” i agreed gleefully
Five minutes later, beef arose inside
Want some sport and
exercise…???
Want some excercise then
clean up the place la TIU
URGH. I feel alot of anger in me *Yoda-like voice*
Need to calm down
Calm. Down.
*sips more wine*
i’ve never seen joyce run. there have been the occasional fluttering, but mostly its walking.
i’ve never seen joyce run. there have been the occasional fluttering, but mostly its walking.
haiyo.
i think the next time a birthday comes up, no need presents. everyone chip in money get a housecleaning service to go to adam’s house for a week.
haiyo.
i think the next time a birthday comes up, no need presents. everyone chip in money get a housecleaning service to go to adam’s house for a week.
my friend had lashes professionally stuck on for 150 at adonis. last a lil over a month, damn i want those long lashes too
i’ve given up about making the man cleans his place π good luck!!!!
my friend had lashes professionally stuck on for 150 at adonis. last a lil over a month, damn i want those long lashes too
i’ve given up about making the man cleans his place π good luck!!!!
Oooo… pixie put fake lashes on me a couple of times for makeup practice… It’s so cool… Looks really nice… Haven’t figured out how to put em on myself tho…Try, try and show us how you look.
Oooo… pixie put fake lashes on me a couple of times for makeup practice… It’s so cool… Looks really nice… Haven’t figured out how to put em on myself tho…Try, try and show us how you look.
Go out with a Joe and your couple name would be ideal.
It’s not a mess, lah. It’s organised chaos. Everything may not appear to be where they’re meant to be, but they aren’t where they’re not meant to be.
Go out with a Joe and your couple name would be ideal.
It’s not a mess, lah. It’s organised chaos. Everything may not appear to be where they’re meant to be, but they aren’t where they’re not meant to be.
joydam
joydam
Adoyce
Adoyce
oi, that’s ben affleck with j.lo then j.garner laaaaaa
NOT b.r.a.d :Γ
oi, that’s ben affleck with j.lo then j.garner laaaaaa
NOT b.r.a.d :Γ
:bummer:
….It seems like here, the GUYS make me jealous with their long eyelashes. O.o;; I’m like, whattt? Where’d you get those??
XD It’s all good.
:bummer:
….It seems like here, the GUYS make me jealous with their long eyelashes. O.o;; I’m like, whattt? Where’d you get those??
XD It’s all good.
timstone: oi, what you expect me to run all over the place all the time -_-
lainie: eeyer er….
kimberlycun: hmm hopefully i have more then that haha
Cyn: hee hee i will π
Reza: hey that’s pretty good haha, makes me think of joyride tho… 0_o kinda… kinky 0_o
pimpmybug: hello. brad was with jennifer aniston wut. Don’t blar me till you’ve done your research!!!
nightnyx: especially indian dudes
timstone: oi, what you expect me to run all over the place all the time -_-
lainie: eeyer er….
kimberlycun: hmm hopefully i have more then that haha
Cyn: hee hee i will π
Reza: hey that’s pretty good haha, makes me think of joyride tho… 0_o kinda… kinky 0_o
pimpmybug: hello. brad was with jennifer aniston wut. Don’t blar me till you’ve done your research!!!
nightnyx: especially indian dudes
I love your posts. They’re very entertaining.
I love your posts. They’re very entertaining.
hahhaa a xangan lil_vengee convinced me and my gurlfren to try fake eyelashes cos it looks so damn good on her!!! mahnz it felt wierd choosing the ‘size’.. i think we picked number 12?… anyways. the box of fake eyelashes is still sitting in my drawer.. no gutz to try it! ;p also the eyelash curler is sittin at my table collectin dust…no gutz to use it either… it’s just me and my trustworthy mascara..;p
hahhaa a xangan lil_vengee convinced me and my gurlfren to try fake eyelashes cos it looks so damn good on her!!! mahnz it felt wierd choosing the ‘size’.. i think we picked number 12?… anyways. the box of fake eyelashes is still sitting in my drawer.. no gutz to try it! ;p also the eyelash curler is sittin at my table collectin dust…no gutz to use it either… it’s just me and my trustworthy mascara..;p
lol joyce i found an awesome pic of you. will send it to you later. has something to do with beer hahah!
lol joyce i found an awesome pic of you. will send it to you later. has something to do with beer hahah!
i freakin cannot wear mascara ok. I look like have eyelashes that are 3 inches long or something.
Like an ostrich. tiu.
anyways… my brother, imagine that… got FREAKIN long eyelashes, the girls loooove it. wtffff??? haha.
oh abt the make up thing, yealah, whack la.practice la… it’s all abt practice,l messing around, In Style magazines π and the the collections of lip glosses, lipsticks, eyeliners,eye shadows, and my new Rimmel bronzer that I have yet to touch. (i like buying stuff, but lazy to use sometimes, heh)
make your face your canvas.. π
i freakin cannot wear mascara ok. I look like have eyelashes that are 3 inches long or something.
Like an ostrich. tiu.
anyways… my brother, imagine that… got FREAKIN long eyelashes, the girls loooove it. wtffff??? haha.
oh abt the make up thing, yealah, whack la.practice la… it’s all abt practice,l messing around, In Style magazines π and the the collections of lip glosses, lipsticks, eyeliners,eye shadows, and my new Rimmel bronzer that I have yet to touch. (i like buying stuff, but lazy to use sometimes, heh)
make your face your canvas.. π
d-a-h-l-i-n-k
i HAVE done my research, think bout it, wudnt Brad+Jen Aniston be “Braniston”?
Bleargh…! *wink*
READ: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennifer
d-a-h-l-i-n-k
i HAVE done my research, think bout it, wudnt Brad+Jen Aniston be “Braniston”?
Bleargh…! *wink*
READ: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennifer
ho crap, you’re right haha. oh well. not like i’m going to die right -_-
ho crap, you’re right haha. oh well. not like i’m going to die right -_-
heee.. i use fake lashes.. model friends persuaded me to use em. ons man. but damn mafan lah..
eh eh..u should try MAC curler. also known as one of ‘the’ curlers.
heee.. i use fake lashes.. model friends persuaded me to use em. ons man. but damn mafan lah..
eh eh..u should try MAC curler. also known as one of ‘the’ curlers.
Stick to Shu Uemura, they have the best, in Singapore the counter runs out of these curlers everytime the stock comes in.
and makeup is eesential at times.
i’ll never leave the house without my eyeliner and most people too!!
Stick to Shu Uemura, they have the best, in Singapore the counter runs out of these curlers everytime the stock comes in.
and makeup is eesential at times.
i’ll never leave the house without my eyeliner and most people too!!
Hmmm Why not Joydam? It sounds good!
Adamoyce….Umm no.
Ajoyce……Hmmm maybe.
Adace……Dunno.
Aoyce…….hahaha what the.
Joydam or Ajoyce sounds the nicest.
Try mixing Leo & Linh together.
I can only think of “Lineo” or “Leinh” or “Leoin” and they all suck. > <
Woes of having the same first letter.
Hmmm Why not Joydam? It sounds good!
Adamoyce….Umm no.
Ajoyce……Hmmm maybe.
Adace……Dunno.
Aoyce…….hahaha what the.
Joydam or Ajoyce sounds the nicest.
Try mixing Leo & Linh together.
I can only think of “Lineo” or “Leinh” or “Leoin” and they all suck. > <
Woes of having the same first letter.
So there was Brad and Jennifer
And there was Bennifer
it was ben and jennifer
So there was Brad and Jennifer
And there was Bennifer
it was ben and jennifer
starlanceleo: where… does Adace come fr.. oh. i see. walau abit far off right…
chozie: oh for fuck’s sake, someone mentioned that already -_- READ the comments above!
starlanceleo: where… does Adace come fr.. oh. i see. walau abit far off right…
chozie: oh for fuck’s sake, someone mentioned that already -_- READ the comments above!
sorry ler. didnt c mah
sorry ler. didnt c mah