EUCH!!!

Okay.
Who the FUCK poured whiskey into the champagne bottle at Adam’s surprise party!?

I was all happy thinking there’s leftover champagne (i should have known it’s too good to be true)
And didn’t feel like drinking it till now
So i chugged it down and gasped

Cos it was whiskey

You sick people!!!

Cheating poor me like that!!!

So i kept it back in the fridge
(what? pour away perfectly good whiskey?)
And poured myself a glass of wine instead

Baby, if you’re reading this,
We’re out of wine
I repeat
We’re out of wine
Hmm wait
I guess i should say
I’m out of wine

But me with no wine is whiney
Then you suffer too
So we are out of wine
*hint hint*

There was a nice array of us gambling
(I hate gambling btw, i always lose. Always.)
My twin cousins, my brother, my tiny kid cousins, and my uncles and aunt – all bankers

My cousin ConnivingMichelle was the youngest gambling along
She’s seven years old
She uses a calculator

Most of the kiddies were gambling 50 cents to a dollar
She gambles three bucks

Eh. When i was seven i gambled 20 cents okay.
Damn chickenshit wan.

So i told her dad
“Haha now it’s three bucks when everyone is at 50 cents, wait till when she’s older and she buys a three hundred dollar dress cos fifty bucks?, ahhh that’s nothing!”
“WHAT!!!”     
Me:

I got a tad more ang pow this year (because i seriously usually get damn little every year compared to EVERYONE around me)
And of course, Smellie had to break my bubble telling me how much he got when he didn’t even go visiting -_-
He’s not even really Chinese fucking hell!
I’m more chinese oi!
Where’s the fairness in that?!!?

*looks up to heavens at chinese gods*

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