Joyce And Her Plot
I woke up this morning feeling even more restless then usual
With no obligatory family functions to attend and no friends’ open houses to go to that didn’t revolve around gambling (what are the possibilities?!)
I had no plot.
Not having a purpose to the day makes me feel…. shitty.
I hate not having anything to do so i opened my big fat fairy mouth and offered to cook AdamPoserPan dinner.
…
Yes close your mouths please.
“Guess what!”
“What.”
“I’ll cook dinner for you tonight!”
“… erm… what are you cooking?”
“What? You don’t trust me?”
“What are you cooking?” he repeated.
-_- “I’ll cook western okAY. Not like you eat anything else!”
“Okay… what ARE you cooking?” he asked for the third time.
Ugh, men.
Cook also cannot be grateful.
Imagined myself standing over, whacking him with a baking spoon going, “Shut the fuck up and eat la tiu!”
Hmm. I just reread that and it sounds… wrong.
>_<
I lazed around the apartment for most of the afternoon, then promptly changed and pottered off to Cold Storage @ The Curve to purchase ingredients i needed for said mission.
I felt damn Desperate-Housewive-ish strutting around the super in my beige-gold heels (c’mon la, they were the only shoes i had at the apartment) gathering things like
chicken cutlets,
cream,
grated cheese (ok fine i’m too lazy to grate cheese today),
onions,
green peppers,
yada yada yada
Oh and of course, a nice bottle of red for moi
The nostalgia of playing masak-masak hit me
Only difference is, you actually have to eat what is cooked (instead of the leaves and flowers i faked with last time :p )
Went to MaryBerry’s open house
FoxyLisa Gobi HonSeng GBK Rita QueenKanch Tarry Kevin were there
They gambled while FoxyLisa and i just stuffed our bellies with KFC, cookies, noodles and beer
Gluing ourselves to the idiot box watching reruns of Sex&AndTheCity
Then i came back to rest a bit and…
Found myself cleaning up the room cos i cannot tahan anymore.
Tidying up his endless rubbish, receipts, candy wrappers, tin cans, empty boxes, spilt gel, and DAMN ALOT OF SHIT la okay
The same line – UrGH! I hate you! – kept on repeating in my mind as i came across disgusting spills and not-so-fancy-thrills
I wish JohnsonTeoh lived with us so that everything will be
Neat and tidy
Spic and span
Even just now while i ate CNY cookies, he’d pass me a tissue to eat over it hee hee
How anal and unlike Smellie
Mmmf…
I have another half hour to kill before i start whipping up my fairy goodness
Gonna go watch Project Runway first, almost done with Season 1
I think you did lose the plot. All of it.
I think you did lose the plot. All of it.
“The prada of reality shows…”
hahahhaha, i love the pure bitchiness of the reality show. Too many gay men in there, hahahahaha… watching season two right now and it’s good shit! (oh, what am i saying, i shouldn’t be saying this in public)
by the way, what DID you cook? HAkakakakaka…
“The prada of reality shows…”
hahahhaha, i love the pure bitchiness of the reality show. Too many gay men in there, hahahahaha… watching season two right now and it’s good shit! (oh, what am i saying, i shouldn’t be saying this in public)
by the way, what DID you cook? HAkakakakaka…
where did you get your Project Runaway? I want to watch the second season but can’t seem to get it anywhere.. is it on astro or you guys just torrent it?
where did you get your Project Runaway? I want to watch the second season but can’t seem to get it anywhere.. is it on astro or you guys just torrent it?
i guess you could bit torrent it or just buy bootleg..
i’m watching it on cable here, the season’s not over yet, so it would be a while before the whole thing is out on dvd.
i guess you could bit torrent it or just buy bootleg..
i’m watching it on cable here, the season’s not over yet, so it would be a while before the whole thing is out on dvd.
So what did you cook?
So what did you cook?
O= She finally got her red.
O= She finally got her red.
Ooh I managed to finally claim my Xanga, so you should be able to as well. Unless it decides to stop working again by the time you read this ;P
Ooh I managed to finally claim my Xanga, so you should be able to as well. Unless it decides to stop working again by the time you read this ;P
looney:
“hahahhaha, i love the pure bitchiness of the reality show. Too many gay men in there, hahahahaha… watching season two right now and it’s good shit! (oh, what am i saying, i shouldn’t be saying this in public)”
I just finished watching season 1 leh, season 2 not out yet on DVD. But i don’t find season 1 totally interesting until the last two episodes…
omg i LOVE Austin in the show. He’s such a sweetie.
“by the way, what DID you cook? HAkakakakaka”
Eh. Why you laughing ar… last time i cooked most of the BBQ at aaron’s place if i remember correctly!!! I cooked mushroom and chicken pasta… and he said it was nice okay! even our apartment mate took some. Though i *did* think the sauce could have been thicker (i like thick sauce) and the green peppers could have been cooked longer
*perfectionist*
nightnyx: hee hee yea!
quilana: yes ar? damn lazy la now… :p
looney:
“hahahhaha, i love the pure bitchiness of the reality show. Too many gay men in there, hahahahaha… watching season two right now and it’s good shit! (oh, what am i saying, i shouldn’t be saying this in public)”
I just finished watching season 1 leh, season 2 not out yet on DVD. But i don’t find season 1 totally interesting until the last two episodes…
omg i LOVE Austin in the show. He’s such a sweetie.
“by the way, what DID you cook? HAkakakakaka”
Eh. Why you laughing ar… last time i cooked most of the BBQ at aaron’s place if i remember correctly!!! I cooked mushroom and chicken pasta… and he said it was nice okay! even our apartment mate took some. Though i *did* think the sauce could have been thicker (i like thick sauce) and the green peppers could have been cooked longer
*perfectionist*
nightnyx: hee hee yea!
quilana: yes ar? damn lazy la now… :p
Oh! Yeah!!!! BUt…………. i only had the BBQ chicken.. hehehe and loads of carlsberg beer!!!!
erm… i seem to remember aaron doing the cooking though… π
Oh! Yeah!!!! BUt…………. i only had the BBQ chicken.. hehehe and loads of carlsberg beer!!!!
erm… i seem to remember aaron doing the cooking though… π