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Watch Out Kuching!

The pug and fairy are coming to town!
WEEE!!!!

But not yet la.

In July for the Rainforest Musicfest!!!
Managed to cajole KinkyPugKevin to come for it since he loves music and carefreeness so much
As do i!

I loved it so much last year
It’s the BEST event i’ve ever gone to among all the raves, concerts, parties, etc cos it just fills me up in some cheesy loved-up manner

I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!

Prime Meat

On Saturday morning, Smellie and i were drifting in and out of sleep
When we finally ‘sort of’ awoke, we babbled about nonsensical things

“Do you know when our one-year anniversary is?”
“…. oh my god.”
“What?”
“It’s today isn’t it?”
I paused, “Mmmmf.”

He jumped-sat up in bed with the enthusiasm of a clown on New Year’s Eve.

“It’s today! Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary, baby!!!”

I just lay there stonily, “Mmmf.”

“I love you!! Happy anniversary!!!”

Good God he was still at it.
I didn’t know whether to merajuk or bang him on the head or laugh.
Finally i broke his gila tirade –

“Eh.”
“Yes baby?”
“It’s tomorrow la doofus.”
“….. oh.”

Damn useless can die dot com.

Later in the day, TL (being the perfect romantic guy) asked the DamnUselessCanDieDotCom, “So, what romantic anniversary thing are you planning or getting?” (something along those lines la)

DamnUselessCanDieDotCom: “Er…”

I saved him by popping my head from the back of the carseat
“Talk about birthday present before anniversary one la. Haijo.”

……

BEEF.

I Osowan

I woke up Sunday feeling like dim sum
Supposed to have lunch with PassedOutBen but… he was still passed out

And i was starving

So TL took me to eat chicken rice in SS2 while AdamPoserPan was working at 1U

And then, being in Terms & Conditions of Fabulous Girlfriend, i went there to teman him for the last hour of the 1 million ringgit thing
I don’t even know what the exact contest name is, all i heard was one million ringgit and that rung in my head for the next hour

So this dude won the contest and had 97 seconds to put on boxing gloves, and chuck as much money from the box into a car as fast as he could

Okay la

I mean, obviously you can’t grab ALL the money… but some is better then none right

My heart stopped beating a second when he couldn’t grab at the money properly
So Jake helped him ‘fluff’ it up and he was off running back and forth with chunks and chunks of counterfeit money

After that they count it la
Damn hot somemore

In the end he won RM 48,600 (or 46,800)

Argh look at little Kalilah, so cute can die
At one point i found myself standing among the First Wives Club with Jake and J.Lo’s babies

So i freaked out silently and ran off to find some member of the Girlfriends’ Club
(omg i’m being so lame -_- )

Intentionally left this picture bright because… it *was* damn bright and hot

After that we rushed off where he was supposed to play foosball with Click Five and their fans
I never heard of The Click Five  before this

The night before:
“Wanna follow me?”
“Erh… for what… (suddenly remembers T&A of Fab Gf)… hmm okay… are they hot?”
“Yeah… i think so.”

When a boyfriend says that there’s a hot guy for you to gawk at and he’s bringing you there
He’s totally lying

The fans were damn semangat
Screaming and singing and shouting and playing games
Super enthusiastic teenage girls

Pietro, Ean and Adam were trying to stall for time cos Hitz.tv was taking a bit long to interview the group upstairs in Breakers

So they played games
Pietro: “Now everyone scream!”
I didn’t expect the high-pitched screams and almost dropped my beer in shock

They gave out many many posters
Pietro: “Who wants a poster, come up here and give me a hug!”
Slut.

Minutes later, Ean: “Who wants a poster, come up and give me a hug!”
Slut.

And then, Pietro: “Who wants a poster, come up and give Adam a hug!”
Ho hum…
I see Pietro peek at me: “Relax ar, Joyce!”

Ugh. Eh i’m relaxed okay, don’t la memalukan me liddat… >_<
Adam can hug girls, i can hug guys la

I didn’t even take pictures of the Click Five because… they just weren’t hot
“You lied!” i said to AdamPoserPan, “You said they were cute!”
Music videos are such liars as well -_-‘

So i tried taking a picture of AdamPoserPan playing foosball
And realised QueenKanch’s sister, Shal was blocking
Haih, queen blood all running in the family hee hee

So Much For Self Control

Decided to teman QueenKanch to the wholesalers’ today to buy her stock
JUST THE NIGHT BEFORE i was thinking to myself, ‘no more going out with Kanch, everytime she takes me somewhere, i see things, i end up shopping.’
“That’s because you have no self control.” She says
“Bla bla bla, i have a disease okay. I forget all about my bills and seriously lose it…”

I love cheap awesome hawker food in KL streets

So i thought you know, hey i can do this
I’m SURE i can go a whole day without buying anything
And anyway, everything has to be bought in bulk and i can’t do that!

We were there at noon
At 2 pm i was doing good
Eyes glancing all over the place and all the clothes and fabrics but… can make it
I think i lost it at around 3 pm
See
I don’t remember

Because she’s buying in bulk, i could tumpang her bulk and buy one piece here and one piece there for myself
It was like Bangkok! But without having to pay airplane tickets and accomodation!

Obviously besides buying stuff for myself, i helped her carry all her shit as well
Leaving her hands free so she could view new stock properly

It struck me how we looked at one point and cheekily commented,
“Ooh how times have changed… chinese girl being an indian girl’s coolie!”
Her eyes went wide, “WAH. Fucking racist!”
“Hee hee.”

Kanch eats leftover food at the rubbish dump :p and doesn’t wanna get caught on cam

We finally reached home at 8pm
EIGHT hours
Quite the tiring also

I had to rush off with PassedOutBen so i left her to separate my clothes out for me
Gave her a phonecall at midnight to see whether she had a problem with any of the clothes
“I separated for you already…”
“Oh, goodie!”
“Yeah… my mom saw your pile and asked whether you have your own shop as well “

….

So much for the stern speech i gave myself about self-control and shopping… eep.

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