I woke up bright and early on Monday morning to hype myself up for work
Humming to myself, i let myself out the front door only to be greeted by…
A big fucking spread out MESS of garbage in my front porch.
I whipped my head around to look for the culprit
He scampered off immediately knowing he was in deep shit
I growled softly and stepped forward to inspect the damage
Plastic bags, chicken bones and unused meat, torn-up coffee sachets
Garbage garbage garbage
Was just s p r e a d out
A total eye-sore
I looked at the time
My mother sure stress if she comes back to behold this
So i bunched up my long skirt between my legs like an ah poh
Reached out for the broom
And started sweeping the damn thing up
Raw chicken flesh sticks to gravel, btw *growl*
Once everything was bag in the garbage bag
I turned around to see the guilty staring at me
He ran back into his hiding place
I went to him
“Come here.”
“No.”
“You come here. Right now.”
“No.”
“Fine. Thanks to you my effort of waking up early was wasted. You. Had. Better. NOT. Mess up the place again. If i come back and it’s all out here again, you’re going to get a big tight smack from me.”
“…”
I stood back up to see my neighbour staring at me having a full-on conversation with my dog.
