Sunday September 18, 2005

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce was in denial

* * EDITED * *

It Seemed Pretty Interesting

…But Why 7?

So i made it 6.

I got this off ZanyLainie
But i’m adding an extra one woohoo!

Six Things I Wanna Do Before I Die
1. See a fairy
– tried so very hard in Mt. Kinabalu and fields and woods in UK… but to no success as of yeT
2. Visit the Malibu factory in the Carribeans
– i got an email from a couple who reads my blog and told me about it. Now i really really really wanna go and drown in it
3. Skydive and hopefully, BASE jump
– already bungee-jumped but there’s always a step further πŸ˜‰
4. Have a threesome
5. Travel to as many places as possible and meet as many types of peeps as poss
6. Produce some sort of work that will actually get me remembered centuries after i die

Six Things I Could Do
1. Go really insane till i hallucinate and think i see a fairy
2. Buaya some insanely rich old fucker who will buy me Malibu island
3. Skydive
4. Have a threesome
5. Travel to many many places in the world, have a blast and get really fat eating everything i see there πŸ˜€
6. Produce work that gets me famous for the time being πŸ™

Eleven Often Repeated Words
1. Wee!!
– happy squeal
2. Malibu!!!
– downright excited shouting
3. Dowan
– tak layan
4. Can oso
– lazy to pronounce properly
5. Fuck you la
– lazy to layan or nothing to say to defend self from burning statements
6. Takkan…
7. Was it fairies?!
– irritate everyone by putting fairies as the possible reason for anything that happened
8. Cannot make it dot com
9. Let’s go drink!
10. Can die
11. What the fuck?!

Haha i came up with so many i changed it to 11 now

continue this later
dinner time with the poser, maryberry, a heavy rainbow and some complaining motherfucker from T3 hahahah

 

 

Continued:

 Six Physical Attributes I Look For In Men
1. Piercing-thru-the-soul kind of eyes
– *swoon*
2. Long shlong
– *cough*
3. Awesomely manly hunky shoulders
– Adam kinda loses out on this one… okay la, it’s wide abit
4. Small nipples
– KinkyPugKevin’s are still my favourites. So rock hard. I like.
5. Nice teeth
6. Long shlong

Of course. I’m pretty sure i wrote this before,
Everytime i meet someone i think is hot, 
I never end up getting with them because i just don’t find them attractive enough inside.

AdamPoserPan still hasn’t accepted the fact that i didn’t find him hot the first few times i met him
So perasan right?

I’m adding an extra one yahoo!

Pet Names My Other Half Calls Me
1. Orang asli 
2. Pork pie   
3. Hippo 
4. Cheebai 
5. Koko 
6. TP 
– Okay la. Among all the nicknames, TP is prollie the least insulting. KinkyPugKevin’s the only other person who knows what it means (and you’d better shut up about it!)

Can someone please teach him to call me nice chinese nicknames?

He doesn’t even know their meanings but just bang only
He just called me Sek Fan just now:

“Hello, SEK FAN!!!”
*super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation*
“You can’t simply call me ‘sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!”
“Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.”
*breathes fire*

At the times when he’s feeling more sentimental, then he calls me ‘baby’ and ‘beautiful’
But no
Most of the time, he calls me the names on the list above
*points frantically*


 

Fuck Damn Full Man

Just had KickAss Indian food from the stall behind the office
Had my usual faves of veggie, curry fish and ladies’ fingers
I only have one more small thingamajigs to shoot
Damn…
Gonna be such EFFORT to move around after a heavy lunch

>_<

38 Responses to Sunday September 18, 2005

  1. sparks_so says:

    After so long, u still look that gorgeous. Nice to know your still around… Well take care aiight… Rock the advertising world woii!

  2. Anonymous says:

    After so long, u still look that gorgeous. Nice to know your still around… Well take care aiight… Rock the advertising world woii!

  3. Hee hee good grief haven’t seen you for some time!! I’m moved from working in advertising to publication πŸ˜‰

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hee hee good grief haven’t seen you for some time!! I’m moved from working in advertising to publication πŸ˜‰

  5. ladyshanice says:

    whoaaaaaaaaaa… i want them all!~ lol.. yupzz.. i want i want *greedy face* hahahaha.. where do u want me to meet u up? hehehe

  6. Anonymous says:

    whoaaaaaaaaaa… i want them all!~ lol.. yupzz.. i want i want *greedy face* hahahaha.. where do u want me to meet u up? hehehe

  7. lainieyeoh says:

    can we go back to the bit about the threesome?

  8. Anonymous says:

    can we go back to the bit about the threesome?

  9. j0sh_w says:

    Yeah. All I read was yada yada yada Have a threesome yada yada yada…

  10. Anonymous says:

    Yeah. All I read was yada yada yada Have a threesome yada yada yada…

  11. vernhui says:

    Kickass Indian food??

    Where??where?where???

  12. Anonymous says:

    Kickass Indian food??

    Where??where?where???

  13. skydive so expensive..sigh

  14. Anonymous says:

    skydive so expensive..sigh

  15. 3 some… haha every guy’s dream.

    Joked abt it with my x, he said ok.. well he thought i meant me, another chick & him. i was like eh eh.. whtchu think… 3 means 2 guys and me lo!! hahaha..

    I cannot believe he took it seriously.. it was a joke… as if I’m gonna let him have one of his Fanatasies. Icvk.. No way man… lol.

  16. Anonymous says:

    3 some… haha every guy’s dream.

    Joked abt it with my x, he said ok.. well he thought i meant me, another chick & him. i was like eh eh.. whtchu think… 3 means 2 guys and me lo!! hahaha..

    I cannot believe he took it seriously.. it was a joke… as if I’m gonna let him have one of his Fanatasies. Icvk.. No way man… lol.

  17. lilmui says:

    was just looking at some of ur blogs.. i’m surprised i never met u when i was in KL.. u were out and aboot! btw-love ur art πŸ™‚

  18. Anonymous says:

    was just looking at some of ur blogs.. i’m surprised i never met u when i was in KL.. u were out and aboot! btw-love ur art πŸ™‚

  19. angel_vow says:

    Now that is FUNNY!! Hey, guess what!! My band EXILES is currently no.1 on the i-bands.net charts. Another song is in the top 10 too. Check out my band’s website: EXILES

  20. Anonymous says:

    Now that is FUNNY!! Hey, guess what!! My band EXILES is currently no.1 on the i-bands.net charts. Another song is in the top 10 too. Check out my band’s website: EXILES

  21. cykster says:

    Heavy rainbows, you say?! Why that’s impossible! Rainbows are refracted light, in a way you could say that they’re light-weights. *chuckle*

    -_-

    =Þ

  22. Anonymous says:

    Heavy rainbows, you say?! Why that’s impossible! Rainbows are refracted light, in a way you could say that they’re light-weights. *chuckle*

    -_-

    =Þ

  23. KelTSD says:

    Niamagehai I don’t complain a lot la kkkkk.

    Hmph.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Niamagehai I don’t complain a lot la kkkkk.

    Hmph.

  25. lainieyeoh says:

    it’s okayla..fip likes to call me fei mao

  26. Anonymous says:

    it’s okayla..fip likes to call me fei mao

  27. ladyshanice: haha i burn for you la. Email me your hp number lo

    lainie: ahaha!

    josh: typical guy *ptui* kekeke

    vernhui: isn’t all indian food kick ass πŸ™‚ okay la, i think i’m overrating the one behind my office cos it’s the *only* one there. So naturally, it’s the besT one if it’s the only right… *looks at ceiling*

    flybabypiglet: yES it is *sigh*

    devil_undercover: to each his own haha

    lilmui: πŸ˜€ Well when *are* you in kl? i have the impression you dont’ stay here…!

    angel_vow: cool, congrats πŸ™‚

    cykster: well then, you’ll be the fiRST EVER HEAVY rainbow, dave!!! ooer… touched on the weight issue didn’t i? *runs*

    KelTSD: heh you know i love your bitchin. Else i wouldn’t see you πŸ˜‰

    lainie: fuck my chinese damn bad wei… what’s that mean?

  28. Anonymous says:

    ladyshanice: haha i burn for you la. Email me your hp number lo

    lainie: ahaha!

    josh: typical guy *ptui* kekeke

    vernhui: isn’t all indian food kick ass πŸ™‚ okay la, i think i’m overrating the one behind my office cos it’s the *only* one there. So naturally, it’s the besT one if it’s the only right… *looks at ceiling*

    flybabypiglet: yES it is *sigh*

    devil_undercover: to each his own haha

    lilmui: πŸ˜€ Well when *are* you in kl? i have the impression you dont’ stay here…!

    angel_vow: cool, congrats πŸ™‚

    cykster: well then, you’ll be the fiRST EVER HEAVY rainbow, dave!!! ooer… touched on the weight issue didn’t i? *runs*

    KelTSD: heh you know i love your bitchin. Else i wouldn’t see you πŸ˜‰

    lainie: fuck my chinese damn bad wei… what’s that mean?

  29. iamsiren says:

    fei mao means… fat cat. ehheh…

    but joyce.. TP.. tai pei? *winks innocently*

  30. Anonymous says:

    fei mao means… fat cat. ehheh…

    but joyce.. TP.. tai pei? *winks innocently*

  31. looney_v5 says:

    “Hello, SEK FAN!!!”
    *super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation*
    “You can’t simply call me ‘sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!”
    “Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.”
    *breathes fire*

    -joyce-

    AHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! ROFL!!! *CHEER* and the crowd in my room goes wild!!!! HAHAHAHAHH!!!! this is by far the funniest blog post of the day! i’m gonna post it on my mine.. AHHAHAHAH!!

  32. Anonymous says:

    “Hello, SEK FAN!!!”
    *super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation*
    “You can’t simply call me ‘sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!”
    “Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.”
    *breathes fire*

    -joyce-

    AHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! ROFL!!! *CHEER* and the crowd in my room goes wild!!!! HAHAHAHAHH!!!! this is by far the funniest blog post of the day! i’m gonna post it on my mine.. AHHAHAHAH!!

  33. nightstar says:

    i think u’ve already accomplished number 6 bebz πŸ˜‰

  34. Anonymous says:

    i think u’ve already accomplished number 6 bebz πŸ˜‰

  35. lily: haha wronG

    looney: haha … i didn’t think it was THAT funny when i wrote it.. prollie cos it was being said to mE. -_- Glad you like it, luv πŸ™‚

    nightstar: there’s always room for improvement πŸ˜‰

  36. Anonymous says:

    lily: haha wronG

    looney: haha … i didn’t think it was THAT funny when i wrote it.. prollie cos it was being said to mE. -_- Glad you like it, luv πŸ™‚

    nightstar: there’s always room for improvement πŸ˜‰

  37. cykster says:

    *scowl*
    *sharpens parang*

  38. Anonymous says:

    *scowl*
    *sharpens parang*

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