Exactly a year ago, Joyce wanted Ramen really badly
Now she’s sick of it  -_-

Happy Birthday Rita Santiago!!!

‘Tis painful to eat, poor me
I have two god awful ulcers in my mouth
So every bite i took during lunch caused the metal rings from my braces to poke horribly into the raw wounds

ooch

I had a terrible sleep last night
Most nights i’m blessed with peaceful slumber from start to end
Last night my nose was blocked, my throat was dry and painful and my eyes were itching non-stop
Then i was having this nightmare about hanging off the side of a cliff and yelling and yelling and yelling till i woke up

Adam was watching Las Vegas in the dark next to me

*whine* “Nightmare….” i sniffed
*whinewhinewhine*

He baby-ed me back to sleep while i drowsily tried to divert from thoughts of cliffs
Probably the time i appreciate boyfriends the most is when i have a nightmare and they can cuddle me back to sleep
Takkan i go to my parents at my age  -_-

MyBigPony & My Friends

I showed LaughingLoga my new toy
He hates it
“What the fuck’s with the butterfly on its eye wei?”
“It’s cute!”

I activated the sound when the pony’s supposed to be drinking from its milk bottle
Cute sucking and moaning sounds ensued
“Okay… i know it sounds a bit decadent…” I tried explaining
“It sounds DAMN WRONG WEI!!!” he cut me off loudly
:p

LaughingLoga was walking me to the entrance of Riana Green
PassedOutBen was going to pick me up from there to go tani
As we were approaching the lobby staircase, we spotted a decent-looking chick in white pants from afar
“Ooh… chick,” LaughingLoga observed
She started walking away ever so slightly
“Eh… come back… come back…” he jested softly, out of her earshot

I clutched at My Big Pony having an evil plot come to mind
As we walked past the chick, i pressed firmly on the pony to make it laugh and giggle loudly like a hyena

“A ha ha ha! A ha ha HA!” went the pony

The chick in white pants turned ever-so-slightly withouth actually looking at us
I tried not to laugh out loud though my lips were pressed into a tight grin
LaughingLoga had a stifled expression on his face

“Confirm cannot get the chick already lo…” I sneakily said slowly
“Confirmed la.” He stated very factually in defeat, eager to kick me off the apartment grounds

I saw POB’s car outside and waved
Upon climbing into the passenger seat of PassedOutBen’s car
His eyes were widely fixated on only one thing
He had seen MyBigPony
“What. The. Hell. Is that wei friend.”
“It’s my new toy! See!” I waved the pony’s hoof at him gleefully
He still had the stoned expression on his face
“Where did you get it?”
“Adam got it for me! From Toys ‘R Us!”
“Is he crazy.”
“What are you talking about?! It’s awesome! Look, it can laugh!”
The pony giggled incessantly
“Oh my god. Get rid of it.”

He then opened his car window and held my precious pony out over the wet road

I screamed like a 4-year-old kid on crack.

He blackmailed me before feeling sorry for traumatizing me and giving it back
Hmph *not too pleased*

It’s okay.
I got my own back the other day by holding his precious new Nike Tiffany Dunks out of the window till he screamed like a 5-year-old girl too

Ha, take that you bully

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