Go Listen To BassAgents’ Mixes
*on their site la donkey*
It’s a happy day!
I just got home from work, it’s about to rain and i’m snuggled in my pajamas already
Listening to AndyLau’s new CD – All About Love
Makes me think of AshleyTheMonkey cos she’s the one who got me stuck on chinese songs in the first place
I miss Ash, faster come back la 
EditorIan *so* makes fun of me listening to chinese songs -_-
I play all sorts of songs in the office from rock to vocal trance to dance to whispery emo shit
Then i played JayChou the other day
“Joyce, what are you listening to?!”
“Jay Chou…”
“I thought you don’t speak chinese.”
“I don’T. But it’s damn nice… the feel is damn different..”
I tried explaining more but he waved me away 
Then when i happily grabbed at the AndyLau CD in the office today, he went
“Oh well, let you get in touch with your roots.”
Me: 
And just because i’m all happy clappy about going for BassAgent’s Hard Sequence this Saturday
He’s making fun of the whole feng and chinese thing too
Again, i tried explaning more but failed 
PassedOutBen called me just as i’m surfing online
“What are you doing?” He was driving home from work
“Listening to Andy Lau’s new cd!” I chatted excitedly
“Whatthefuck.”
“What? You know i listen to chinese songs wut.”
“Yeah… but you’re the one always categorizing people who are CE (chinese educated) all.”
“…”
Penises & KL City
My thoughts hovered over this line that Xiaxue wrote recently
“I think if I were a guy I’ll be a respectable size, because I heard penises match egos.”
At first i was like, hmm haha
Then i thought, wait… that’s *so* not true
And because my thoughts run all over the place at a time, the next thing i thought was
I think if i were a guy, i’d have a big package because if i have decently-sized titties now, surely it’d compensate in other areas in another life…?
Where whichafter my thoughts ran back to egoistic men with large penises
The thought wait… that’s *so* not true played back in my head
Immediately, random names of super egoistic men i know with small penises came to mind
Eh wait, i’m not saying that i have slept with guys with small packages la and that’s how i can judge
It’s just that girls talk.
We all know already that girls memang talk alot ala Sex & The City
Somehow i always have friends telling me (not always desired) information concerning their sex partner, be they straight or gay
Whose got the bigger package, who’s circumcised, who trims his pubes, who has the hairy bum, who takes 10 seconds flat to cum, who’s thin but long, who makes alot of noise…
…
There’s probably more, i just can’t remember.
Typical conversation:-
“Hey, i’m going out with —— nowadays.”
“HA? Really… why la, he’s okay only wut.”
“Well he’s sweet and funny.”
“Okay… have you guys slept together yet?”
“Oh, no…. why?”
“Well *whisperwhisper*”
*laughs* “Oh shit! Really… that sucks! Well don’t worry, i’m not going to sleep with him!”
And so she didn’t
See boys,
size does matter.
Drenched Fairy
I crept out of the bedroom in the morning
Dressed for work and made up
I:t was raining heavily outside
What heaven it would be, i sighed inwardly
To creep back under the covers and snuggle back to sleep with the poser
I took a bit of time locking the door from the outside
For i always get the wrong side of the key facing up
Goddamn
It was still pouring heavily
The sky fairies must be having a ball up there
I stared out into the rain stonily as i called for a cab
Adam is sick and i think he needs as much rest as possible
So it wouldn’t make any sense for him to wake up to fetch me to work when i can let him sleep till noon
I stood on the steps of the apartment willing it to slow down at the very least
…
No such luck
Looks like i’d have to run an estimated 40 feet to the lobby where my cab was
I didn’t know the way at the carpark you see
So i took a deep breath
Clutched at my sequin bag
And scuttered out
Unexpected ‘waaaa!!’ squeals escaped my lips as i
Hopped
Skipped
Ran
Almost tripped
I reached office
“Oh my god… you look positively drenched! Or is it your gel…?” asked PrincessAnna
Now i just want curry puffs from SS2
Curry puffs… curry puffs.. curry puffs…*chants incessantly*
oh the rain.. doesn’t the rain make the weather less hot? hmmm.. well rain here’s cleared, for now. yipeeee… oh beach, here i come.. π
oh abt the curry puffs… ss2.. where ah..? i wanna go hunt for some good ones when i get back, my stupid curry puff guy decided to go MIA, so still hunting for some yummy ones.
Hmm, sounds like you’ve different sorts of daily cravings. Could it be the weather?
– Jacky ~_~ –
oh the rain.. doesn’t the rain make the weather less hot? hmmm.. well rain here’s cleared, for now. yipeeee… oh beach, here i come.. π
oh abt the curry puffs… ss2.. where ah..? i wanna go hunt for some good ones when i get back, my stupid curry puff guy decided to go MIA, so still hunting for some yummy ones.
i got drenched too. =(
i got drenched too. =(
I didn’t get drenched cos i am punctual by half an hour earlier. -_-
Ooo i like Joyce wet… Grrr…
I didn’t get drenched cos i am punctual by half an hour earlier. -_-
Ooo i like Joyce wet… Grrr…
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
kinkypugkevin is a naughty boy! hehe
kinkypugkevin is a naughty boy! hehe
“I think if i were a guy, i’d have a big package because if i have decently-sized titties now, surely it’d compensate in other areas in another life…?”
My god, I’d be a stallion.
“I think if i were a guy, i’d have a big package because if i have decently-sized titties now, surely it’d compensate in other areas in another life…?”
My god, I’d be a stallion.
devil_undercover: ooh the currypuffs at SS2… it’s called Homi curry puffs and they’re so good, they SELL OUT by 5 pm LATEST. damn cheap somemore, only RM 1.10 for one. It’s sold where they used to sell the Seremban Siew Pau, at the corner coffeeshop across the house/florist place
Jacky: eh… dunno la… i get like that sometimes π
avril: well i wiped myself up with some Ikea party napkin i had in my gigantic bag… it’s like a small towel man, damn cun
Kev: ooh…. i like you wet too *grr*
IreneBringsChaos: haih, he’s always kinky la :p
Lainie: L O L L L L L !!!!!!!
Fuck man. You’d bowl me over. Confirm.
devil_undercover: ooh the currypuffs at SS2… it’s called Homi curry puffs and they’re so good, they SELL OUT by 5 pm LATEST. damn cheap somemore, only RM 1.10 for one. It’s sold where they used to sell the Seremban Siew Pau, at the corner coffeeshop across the house/florist place
Jacky: eh… dunno la… i get like that sometimes π
avril: well i wiped myself up with some Ikea party napkin i had in my gigantic bag… it’s like a small towel man, damn cun
Kev: ooh…. i like you wet too *grr*
IreneBringsChaos: haih, he’s always kinky la :p
Lainie: L O L L L L L !!!!!!!
Fuck man. You’d bowl me over. Confirm.
what’s wrong with chinese educated people anyway? at least they know their mother language, understand and able to read chinese fonts, and they get more working opportunities nowadays too, no?
what’s wrong with chinese educated people anyway? at least they know their mother language, understand and able to read chinese fonts, and they get more working opportunities nowadays too, no?
HAHHAAAAA.. can imagine all the poor boys reading this post…
HAHHAAAAA.. can imagine all the poor boys reading this post…
Got drenched too today. Cold and wet. The rest of your post I’m gonna not comment about π
Got drenched too today. Cold and wet. The rest of your post I’m gonna not comment about π
First up. I dislike Jay Chou. And i cannot believe you listen to Andy Lau.
Ok i do admit to having Faye Wong and Wong Lee Hom in my iPod too. -_-
And a little Ning Baizura wouldn’t hurt too! Hehehe…
The whole thing about Chinese educated. I know where you’re coming from. I have a bad vibe from them everytime i go Sungai Wang. -_- Or that Zouk event last Friday. Haha. It’s odd. I have nothing against them cos i think they dress well sometimes, it’s fun. When people start speaking Chinese, i think Kampung. Sorry fellow ChineseCHINESE. Heh. -_-
Ok the size thing. It’s a very individual thing. Sometimes the heart compensates for the size. I have had guys with big schlongs and they know theirs are indeed bigger than mine i admit. Then… it gives them an ego boost. Typical male. Let them be in power. For me, size doesn’t matter. For me of course. I’m nice like that, eventhough i may be very kinky at times. So, yea i am one fella that goes for the heart and personality. It’s rare i tell ya.
The end.
First up. I dislike Jay Chou. And i cannot believe you listen to Andy Lau.
Ok i do admit to having Faye Wong and Wong Lee Hom in my iPod too. -_-
And a little Ning Baizura wouldn’t hurt too! Hehehe…
The whole thing about Chinese educated. I know where you’re coming from. I have a bad vibe from them everytime i go Sungai Wang. -_- Or that Zouk event last Friday. Haha. It’s odd. I have nothing against them cos i think they dress well sometimes, it’s fun. When people start speaking Chinese, i think Kampung. Sorry fellow ChineseCHINESE. Heh. -_-
Ok the size thing. It’s a very individual thing. Sometimes the heart compensates for the size. I have had guys with big schlongs and they know theirs are indeed bigger than mine i admit. Then… it gives them an ego boost. Typical male. Let them be in power. For me, size doesn’t matter. For me of course. I’m nice like that, eventhough i may be very kinky at times. So, yea i am one fella that goes for the heart and personality. It’s rare i tell ya.
The end.
hahahahaah!!! how cute! woman this is such a good topic (for us girls) and yes i think it’s SO true. kehkehkehhhhh hey i think it helps boost gals’ egos too when u find out the guy uve been crushing for doesnt really have the schlong worth crushing for…. then it’d make u say, “bleghhh!!! boleh blahhhhh!! ” ;p
hahahahaah!!! how cute! woman this is such a good topic (for us girls) and yes i think it’s SO true. kehkehkehhhhh hey i think it helps boost gals’ egos too when u find out the guy uve been crushing for doesnt really have the schlong worth crushing for…. then it’d make u say, “bleghhh!!! boleh blahhhhh!! ” ;p
confucius said, “when size matters, start using those fingers…”
confucius said, “when size matters, start using those fingers…”
hehe… oh must go!!! get the curry puffs i mean.
the ‘southern-region’ thing.. hehehe… apparently i had a friend joke about ‘the skinniest guys seem to have the bigger you-know-whats.’
I was like ‘really? well, you coulda warned before..!’
And actually I don’t really care much abt the size of it la. (just maybe too small might freak out any girl) but hey, dowan so big later freak out gila ‘ and say holy shit, you’re gonna put that in the tiny tiny hole? HELL NO’
hehe… oh must go!!! get the curry puffs i mean.
the ‘southern-region’ thing.. hehehe… apparently i had a friend joke about ‘the skinniest guys seem to have the bigger you-know-whats.’
I was like ‘really? well, you coulda warned before..!’
And actually I don’t really care much abt the size of it la. (just maybe too small might freak out any girl) but hey, dowan so big later freak out gila ‘ and say holy shit, you’re gonna put that in the tiny tiny hole? HELL NO’
Yeah, I agree. Size does matter. I watch SATC too, and my favourite character is Samantha. Haha!
Yeah, I agree. Size does matter. I watch SATC too, and my favourite character is Samantha. Haha!