You Win, I Win.

People always have that thing where they try to top each other off

Besides the regular who earns more, who has traveled to more places and yada yada yada,

There’s also the opposite, arguing about who’s in the worst situation

For instance, i used to eavesdrop on my mother arguing with her friends on whose child is the worst

Walau

So there she’d go la, telling aunties i barely know, all my sins

A bit shy right

Or girls and being fat

The worst is watching two models fight backstage about it

“Eh i’m getting so fat okay.”

“What are you talking about?! I’m the one who’s getting fat!”

“No way you’re totally fine! Look at this!” *proceeds to pinch skin at her stomach*

“I’m fatter. Please.”

“No! I am!”

“I’m telling you, I am!”

I ducked my head into my spacious bag to laugh.

Other examples:

I was bustling around cleaning my room when i got interrupted by a phonecall

“Hey guess what! I just bumped into a friend i haven’t seen for SEVEN YEARS!”

“Really? Guess what! I’m cleaning my room.”

“WOW! Okay la. You win.”

Mahai-a. :p

One night i was working late, KennySia came online and i happily msned him

Any hope for laughter in the middle of a stressful night is always good
Oh hey, what’s your number again? My hp just got stolen.

Huh!? When?

So we blabbered on for a bit
It’s 3G OKAY. Damn siong wei.

Eh, i just broke my new phone… it was only one-week old.

How the hell did you break it? I know la you’re muscular all…

I sat on it.

-_-

It was a PDA (something something i can’t remember) phone!!!

Walau shit!

RM3100!!!

FARK. You win la.

Joyce’s Hunt For CFM Shoes

Getting my mind off things is pricey
I broke my favourite pair of come-fuck-me shoes after MareDiva’s party last week
So i was all out on a mission to find another pair that would satisfy me

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS to find a plain, decent, slutty pair of come-fuck-me shoes??
I saw so many black pairs but they weren’t the ones i was aiming for
Those were more like
Come-fuck-me-and-fuck-off
Or
Come-fuck-me-while-my-bling’s-in-your-face
Too flashy, me no likey.

AdamPoserPan called

“What are you doing?”

“Shopping for black high heels…”

“Did you find them?”

“… Erm no… i got a *bit* distracted…”

“What, you bought something else?”

“I bought a bag and a dress. Heh. But no shoes yet. Lost the plot abit.”
“Baby stop spending so much money.”

*bwek* :p

Three tops, a pair of gold heels, a miniskirt, two shopping malls and one day later
I bought a pair of black heels
But i don’t think they’re very CFM at all *disappointed*

Luckily i love shopping alone and didn’t drag anyone along with me 😀

Just got back from dinner with MaryBerry & QueenKanch
The way those two fight damn headache wei

*0_o*

Already my throat is hurting from a vice

Sometimes i think i have a valid excuse for doing so many stupid things to fill up the void

I’m in that place where i put others in

And then when i swallow and feel the pain in my throat, heart and head…

It jolts me back to stop hurting myself

I think i know but i don’t think i know

I don’t think i know but i think i know

Help

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