Joyce Obtains A Plant
*I’m stuck at home today
One, cos it’s equinox monday
Two, cos i have to do a bit of work and try* not to blog
*I’ve decided to start replying everyone’s comments they leave… usually i put it for last and end up not doing it 
*Kim and i were bitching incessantly last night
It’s amusing how letters on an MSN window can make me shake with laughter at times
*I was temaning ProGermanAaron having a smoke outside 1U after lunch
We stumbled upon this nursery
Or rather, i did
He was looking around listlessly
I got excited looking at all the pretty flowers
These velvety purple ones caused me to stoop and stare for a good 5 minutes
I walked around the nursery somemore
And found the MOST GORGEOUS flower there…
“I wanna get it…!”
“For what?!”
“It’s so pretty! It’ll look GREAT in my room!”
“Wasting money.”
“No! It’s only six bucks wei… it’s like paying six measly bucks for happiness!”
“No… it’s like you’re paying six bucks to take it home and kill it.”
*Joyce smacks Aaron*
“Shut up. I’m getting it.”
At the cashier, i whispered to Aaron
“Eh… ask the uncle how to take care…”
He laughed
“Idiot. Wanna buy but dunno how to keep!”
Last night
“Anyway my plant is still alive” *beams through phoneline*
“Yea? That’s good!”
*silence*
“…. OI. It’s only been ONE DAY okay. If your flower died in ONE DAY, i really don’t know what to say to you lor.”
At first i wanted to name my new baby Bloody Mary
Because it’s red, has a name to do with alcohol and MafiaMary’s name is in it too
Three things i love!
But then i decided that it was too unoriginal
And changed it to Suicidal Mary
For two very good reasons
Because ‘Mary’ still makes me think of red (bloody mary and MafiaMary’s fave colour is red)
And ‘Suicidal’ in the hope that reverse psychology will work on my plant and won’t die on me too fast
Behold Suicidal Mary!
I find myself staring at this flower cos it’s so beautiful. ^^ I would walk past and not notice this flower. You sure see things in a different light, Joyce.
what a morbid name for such a pretty flower;p ur madd kewt tho!
aiyah
you’re suppose to carry on our bickerings unto your blogpage and fire the fucking bitch properly
but then again,
judging by the fact she’s so thick skinned and oblivious to the world which surrounds her with hate stares and grimaces, it’d all probably be a waste of time
so maybe it’s good you didn’t write about the ‘THING’ we bickered about
alternate it indoors and outdoors to retain growth but water it well when outdoors…indoors keep it drier as not to get root rot…also do fertilize but not excessively…a pellet or two enough and do move the soil with a fork every month or so….from a boring green fingered frog wondering where the damn kinky fairy has gone! : P
bzbee: that’s what some say …. ๐
nightstar: that was the whole point! but it suits EY! *beams*
eyesshutoropen: ok. i just read her blog where she wrote bout me. i’m practically hyperventilating at all the crap she’s writing.
thefrogcroaks: wow… i have* to say thank you! hee hee i know i’ve been disappearing! will call you soon!
Pretty flower.. quite you
luciddreamer: tee hee thank you, tho i think if a flower were to be me, it’ll be fuchsia ๐
damn pretty wei the suicidal mary. I like the name, i’d given it that too. so cool…
c u at zouk…though I wish they decide what they want! still working out what they need for the video coverage of the nite…tell me clearly so I can provide it and everyone be happy!
Linus