Joyce Gets Harrased
By Underaged Fucker
Trotting happily into the corner grocery shop near my house one hot afternoon
I spent a couple of minutes buying the same sweets i eat all time –
Hall’s Candy in Black
Its superstrongmint is great to kiss and go do… dancing! I mean go dancing with.
*harrumph*
Slotting my spare change simply into my NightmareBeforeChristmas purse
I squint patiently in the sunshine outside
Waiting for KokYew to pick me up for afternoon tea
Such is the life of an unemployed city girl
0_o
Glancing listlessly around me, i notice a fat chinese kid slugging towards me from two shophouses away
He has an innocent sad expression on his face (so i thought)
Poor fat kid, other kids his age must make fun of him
Fairy pities
I turn away to see whether KokYew is anyway nearby yet
Joyce can only stand so much in the sun doing nothing but pose
Out of the corner of my eye, i notice the FatChineseKid right next to me
A sleazy murmur flies into my ear
“Hey babyyyy….”
I whip around instantly
“Fuck you la.”
He slowly walks into the grocery shop
Obviously unperturbed by my annoyance and words
Prollie will go home and wank to it, the fucker
You know how nice sarcastic comebacks only occur to you once the oppurtunity has passed by?
Yea well that happens to me alot
Three seconds after that i wished i had said drawlingly
“You know, when you’re actually not as fat as a cow, *then* you can say that to me.”
But no
I couldn’t cos he’s in the shop, i’m outside and TAKKAN i walk inside just to say that to him right?
Then i’ll be so lame
ISH
*frus*
KokYew arrives
Yay KokYew what perfect timing
*sarcasm whistling out of every fairypore*
Now i can’t even wait till FatChineseKid comes out so i can sound him
I told him what happened
He replied somewhat sympathetically,
“Awww, poor Joyce, got harrased by underaged kid.”
I just growled
Just wait till i see him again
Honestly
i *really hope* he tries some cheesy sexually-harrasing line again just so i can shoot my pepper spray into his disgusting brat face and see him scream
