I just called someone to tell them an idea i had.

“Are you free?”
“Yeah, what’s up?”
“I have this idea…”
“Uh-huh…”

I then launched to explain in detail the concept, parties/brands that would be involved, where we should do it, and other factors.

After 5 minutes…

“Babe…”
“Yeah?”
“… i’m kinda stoned right now.”
“What the..!!! You idiot. You don’t remember a single thing i just said right!”
“Yeah i do… the urm that part and urh…”
“Augh! I just wasted my breath talking to you! Call me tomorrow, bye!”

Note to self when calling certain people next time: Besides asking whether they’re free for a second, ensure sobriety -_-