Saturday Shameless-ness

I went to Velvet for Daniel’s farewell party.

See Mary and Joyce.
See Mary and Joyce run.
See Mary and Joyce run because Byron got three shot glasses from the waiter.

See Daniel.
See Daniel hide.
See Daniel hide because everyone is trying to drink with him and he will be SO GONE.

See Louis.
See Louis procrastinate.
See Louis procrastinate because he said he wouldn’t drink after last night but all you have to say is “ARE YOU MAN OR NOT LOUIS!!?!” and off he went tonight.

See Nain.
See Nain tipsy.
See Nain tipsy and shaking his booty madly.

See Nick and Tim.
See Nick and Tim are pretty sober.
See Nick and Tim are pretty sober and making sarcastic comments.

See Aaron.
See Aaron amazed.
See Aaron amazed because his girlfriend is still sober on a Saturday night.

Mary: Joyce. Everyone and i are not used to seeing you run from alcohol. Are you okay?
Me: I’m just trying not to get drunk okAyyyyy  -_-

The funniest thing whole night… Mary and i were making our way out of Velvet when it was closing. She tripped. The bouncer asked her, “Are you okay?” to which she over-confidently and promptly retorts,

“Of couRSE i’m okAY! i CAN drink! LA! LA! LA!! LA!! LA!!…”
*sings Smurfs song really loudly and bounds off*

Me: …

I tried calling MediumBen during the night. He didn’t pick up. But it’s okay. Cos this fairy has spies and photographers. I call this the recipe for…

Total Trashness

Ingredients:
3 jugs of beer
6 tequila shots
3 graveyards
1 flaming
1/2 around the world
1 birthday boy
Lots of pestering friends

Instructions:
Get all ingredients into one place.
Next, ‘lots of pestering friends’ should force whip badger the 1 birthday boy to consume all of the above.
Finally. Steer clear, folks.

Uh-oh… the beginning of The End.

This is where Step 3 comes in – STEER CLEAR
Ooh…. can’t take it ey Ben!!!

Oh dear. What a bigmess for mediumben…

I know you’re superfuckingfreaking out while seeing this now Ben.
Don’t kill me.
In fact, take a chill pill for one hour before calling me k…
NO!
Don’t reach for the phone…. Trust me.
TRUST ME.

*photos courtesy of ChengLeong*
You are awesome.

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