Mercy Killing…. not.
Something happened today which reminded me of a hilarious event last week.
Remember that night i brought Ashley and Louis out, and they fought and argued?
Well.
Halfway, we saw two guys near our table exclaiming and making a fuss because one of those typical giant cockroaches were within 3 feet of their table.
Oh but brave were we and just looked away (it was pretty near us as well).
Suddenly.
We notice that someone has stepped on poor Mr. Cockroach’s head.
Leaving its squirming body and a squished head behind.
Obviously we weren’t going to do anything about it.
But no. Not Louis.
He was ranting and raving, “It’s in suffering! We have to kill it!”
And promptly got up from his seat and stalked towards the wiggling headless cockroach.
Strangers were staring cock at him and he gestured at them wildly going, “IT’S IN PAIN OKAY… i havE to kill it.” yes louis is insane sometimes
At that point, AshDave’n’Me were bellowing so loudly with laughter, i swear half the people in BL were looking at us. Louis than came back proclaiming that it was a mercy killing.
I said i believed in mercy killing…but wouldn’t give a damn about a cockroach.
In fact, i love killing cockroaches.
Today, My Slut was cooking me supper.
He saw a cockroack and ran away -_-
Brave me went to kill it.
Okay, okay, ready? *rubs hands in fairyglee*
1. Spray insect repellent at the roach. Somehow, this will always get them to turn upside-down.
“How did you do it?” – Louis
“Oh yes… you wouldn’t know. You’re into mercy killing. Whereas i’m just into… killing.”
“… omg. How long did it suffer?”
The next day, i noticed that Louis has a fish.
A sick fish.
That lies down in the corner of its dirty plastic aquarium.
It lies down.
I’ve never in my life seen a fighting fish lie down in a corner. At some point, it gets up, swims to another corner, and collapses there as well.
-_-
“Hey Louis, your fish looks awful. Why don’t you kill it… har har…”
And he just stares at me like i suggested some superevildoing.
I mean. Wasn’t it him earlier that just said we should abide mercy killing?
eeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr… cockroach *cringe*
surprisingly, i use the same way to kill roaches too. but my aiming skills are not so good either that or the roaches in my house are too fast for me and i end up having the whole floor covered in detergent/clorox. it acts just like a machine gun, that bottle of lethal liquid. and you keep firing until it (the roach) goes dOWN… nyahahhaa
oh! and there’s a goldfish in my friend’s house, who likes to play dead. it’s really fat and swims upside down. then come feeding time it’ll flip back over and eat all the food. we like to point at it and call it stupid. XD
AHAHAAHAAHHA…. ‘kar chuak’ ahaha.. I got a guy fren who is TERRIFIED of them crawlies. His GF is the one doing the killing.
evil bitch
OMG. hahahah. and i thought only my fish does crazy shit like swim on itz back! hahahha
mayeb the fighting fish is in itz corner fantasysing about getin’ laid..buahaha
dawnsquirl: yEA! KILLkillkill…! *maniacal laughter*
kamkuey: apparently that’s pretty common… teehee
fcukfest: i only dare to do this when you’re thousands of miles away. nyahaha
nightstar: you should take a pic…
lol! that fish picture incredibly funny! LOL
LOL!!! i was laughing out loud k. fai’s brother probably thinks i’m mad or something.
well if he thinks you’re mad. he will then think you’re mad *and* hot. 🙂