Fleeting Malibu Dreams

I was at work and thought of Malibu.
And thought of my father who is in China.
Who could buy me Malibu.
On his way out of KLIA.

So i smsed him.
Global roaming rocks

Daddy hey buy me Malibu when you come back k

he replied

I don’t think i should, aren’t you turning into an alcoholic as it is.

i retorted

No la… i mostly drink on weekends now. I just like the taste of Malibu in my milk and ice cream.

He then smsed

Yes. I’m sure implementing alcohol into your daily food isn’t alcoholic.

I didn’t reply.
-_-

PassedOutBen – 1st Edition

Last Friday, Jason threw a party.
Jason is an alcoholic.
As am i.
Hence our strong bond.

We spent the whole afternoon shopping for the party.
My pony eyes actually opened wide seeing how much he bought.

I just got my teeth pulled out the day before.
I wanted to ask the dentist whether i could take alcohol.

“Can i drink?”
“Yes, of course you can drink cold water…try to avoid warm water though.”
“Oh.”

I didn’t dare say i meant alcohol.
Ash & Abel tried to deter me saying alcohol makes the wounds heal slower bla bla bla.
Jason, on the other hand, said his friend had *his* teeth pulled out, drank. And all was fine.

So naturally i listened to Jason.

So on Friday night i pottered to Jason’s apartment with MediumBen.

“Come for awhile la.”
“Dowan dowan, i’m supposed to see Jinny/Callie/Gerry…just wanna use toilet.”

Jason said, “You can’t use the toilet unless you drink.”

Wow. Talk about evil.
So MediumBen ended up staying a tiny bit longer.

Then he ended up playing drinking games with the guys.

Of course, someone had to lose.

… and it was Tim.

Oh boy. Ben had to cajole Tim for 15 mins to drink that shit. Ben should be a therapist.

TBC…

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