I want to be Incredible!
Oh god. The Incredibles are incredible.

The pics are late, but at least it’s here

Gobi had some of us over for his Deepavali open house.
We ate spicy mutton and chicken curry till our noses were running.

On the way back, Mary and i cuddled in the backseat.

It was a happy sunshiney day!

Drinking fruit juice on Sundays is the main step i take to making me feel better after all the partying.
I guess i think to myself that healthy juice will compensate for all the alcohol intake the night before…
And the night before that…
And erm the night before that…?
*cough*
*sits up*

Anywway.
My favourite place to recuperate is Chilli’s.
Think about it.
You pay 10 bucks for a Bottomless fruit drink.
The last time i went there, i had 2 tomatojuices, 1 guava, 1 apple and 1 mangoe.
FIVE glasses of pure juice for 10 bucks…!

Talk about fucking value.

So yea… that’s what i usually do… i sorta collapse on the table like a dead fish and sip on my fruit juice for an hour plus.

I didn’t have the time to do that today. So i headed for the super in 1U.
My mission was to buy tomato juice.
I love tomato anything.
Tomato Juice. Tomato Soup. Tomato Sauce. Tomato Tomato.

I was dragging my sorry bruised ass around the place, searching high and low for it.
Yes my ass has a MASSIVE bruise on it.
I can’t sit right.
I can’t walk right.
Ben keeps on saying,
“Please… we’re in public, can you not walk like an old woman.”

Gosh i keep on diverting from the subject today ey.
So anyway, i was bending over (slightly mind you) to reach deep into the shelf for new juice.
Realised i was wearing a kinkypixielike skirt, and looked around to make sure noone was watching.
Which there was.

So i stood up in dignity and asked,
“Eh Ben… help me take the juice pls… dowan to bend with my skirt…”
So he bent down to reach for the cans while complaining,
“You think what. Nooone wants to stare at my ass is it? That’s why want to ask me… HA, i tell you my ass is damn nice ok… “

*continues complaining while i bellow with laughter*

“Oi why you laughing, it’s not funny, you think it’s funny….? Oi, friend. I’m serious.”

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