Because i’m drunk

i’m awfully fucking bitchy.
Trust me. You have no idea how many times i’m editing mistakes from this post.

I’m like WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Thanks to this superidioticigirl who thinks she’s ALL THAT, Ivan (the Velvet door bitch doesn’t think the better of us) and i feel awfully shy.

Come on, if i saw her right NOW, i would say to her,

“You are a bitch
(please fill in any of the following you prefer)

* for bringing Bernard’s bottle to other ppl’s table. Who the FUCK would do thAT?! NOBODY would have the idiocy to bring another person’s bottle to another table without their permission. What more you didn’t pay for it bitch. If i didn’t pay for a bottle, i wouldn’t even pour drinks for myself! i would ask someone to pour for me!

* for running off after the alco is gone. But somehow you magically appear when they purchase a new bottle.

* because you don’t know how to say sorry OR thank you to people when they wait for a fucking hour for you because you have to sneak out of your house. Plus you pau ciggies without saying thanks. Not shy.

* because you are pretentious. Nobody calls fai chai, ERIMIN FIVE. I have friends who take drugs but ok fine, i don’t judge them because it’s their own decision. But IF you call the substance such an absurd scientific name, you are obviously a poser, thus a lame pathetic try-hard.

* for reaching for the chop on the door bitch table. You did not come with us. Therefore, we do not HAVE to BRING YOU IN. I have never EVER touched anything on the door bitch’s table before. It is holy. Therefore, you have no power. By reaching out and saying proudly, “OH, i want the Velvet chop, not the Zouk one!” does not get you anywhere. By doing that, you just made us lose face.

* because you manage to perform a disappearing act after using my guy friends. Only to appear magically (again) when you feel the need to use us.

So please, MIN YEN.
NEXT TIME YOU SEE US. 
DON’T COME NEAR US BECAUSE WE DON’T LIKE YOU.

Besides that, i had a super excellent night with my favourite party people
JasonLouisJoannaNainBrendaBernardTim
GobiRitaGBKMaryJohnsonHonSeng
FaiAshleydarlingMediumBenGerry

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