Happy Birthday

Precious Mary!!

Today is Mary’s 20th Birthday!!! Yes, our Precious is growing up, so Lisa and i said.
We got her lotsa red stuff cos she loves the colour red so.

THIS is Mary.

Isn’t she beautifully cute as hell.
She doesn’t look 20 does she? More like…. 16! Haha…
Ironically, she had two cakes yesternight. One said Happy 20th and the other said Happy 16th.
This is us at the sucky Kent rave in Bukit Tinggi.

Mary’s like a little bundle of sunshine.
Her voice is like a 7-year-old’s and her lack in height doesn’t help either.
But we love her so so so much.
Happy Birthday Darling!
*muah*muah*muah*

I have this really stupid sound effect when i talk due to my braces.
There’s a slight whistle everytime i say a word that starts with the letter ‘f’.

It’s damn stupid!

I find it a joke at times and happily show my whistle off…
People like Zaheer and Lisa couldn’t stop laughing. In fact. They make me repeat words like ‘fuck’ cos it sounds so… cute.
Now when i swear, it doesn’t sound fierce anymore. It just sounds…. funny.

NOOooo!!! i don’t want it to sound funny! i want people to RUN and HIDE!

*SOB*

Now i sound funny when i say words like
fuck …… fabulous…. fairy…. Fai…. funny…..
What more these are words i use damn often.

I was chatting to Gobi online:-
“Wah, you’re gonna have so much fun in Kinabalu!”
“Ya! I hope i see some fairies! Weee…”
“Ha. Maybe you’ll see a penunggu.”
“FUCK WEI SHADDUP!!!!”

Talk about a nice line to kill my happy fairy thoughts…

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