I need a PA to go to the post office for me.
I need a PA to help me carry presents around so i won’t get marks on my arms, look like i’m toppling over from Christmas shopping and not have to make three trips from the car to the house just to carry them.
I need a PA to buy me specific things that i already know i want – Shu Uemura oil cleanser, wrapping paper, tape – so i won’t have to waste time getting them.
I need a PA to go through my Facebook account for me and approve all the people i know (or soddof remember).
I basically need a PA to do all the things that require manpower and not brainpower.

I think i’ll get myself a PA next year ha ha.

The backseat of my car is so full of shopping bags that DM mentioned, “It looks like Santa’s sleigh in here.”
If i’m Santa, i need an elf!

Speaking of elves, MaryBerry wants to get a tattoo of an elf!
My eyes widened in absolute joy that she’d succumb to having a fairy on her.
“Oh!” I raised up my hand, “I’ll lend you my fairy books! So you can choose which one you want to get on you!”
Kanch: She’s getting an elf, not a fairy.
Me: An elf is a fairy, silly.
Kanch: No they’re not.
Me: OF COURSE THEY ARE! There are many types of fairies, and elves are just a type of them! Just like how you’re Indian but you’re still human aren’t you?!
Kanch: Psycho.
Okay i don’t have time to blog RIGHT NOW cos i have to wrap IceCalvin and Justin’s pressie and go see them NOW.

Will blog happy stuff later!

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