He’s So Ugly
till he doesn’t even deserve pink

I can’t sleep.
So i shall bitch till i’m sleepy.

listening to Goldfrapp’s Twist is so appropriate while feeling bitchy

You know who i’m talking about?
I’m sure you don’t, cos in all honesty there are so many ugly men around.
The worst is when they think they’re God’s gift to women.
Ok, let’s not divert the subject shall we.

I was merely referring to Tobey Maguire.
I can’t even be fucked to check whether his name is Toby or Tobey.
While watching Spiderman 2, i notice they close up on his face aLOT.
I don’t see why.
He’s so unattractive and looks WAY better with the cool spidey mask on.
His eyes are too big and watery.
His lips too thin.
He walks REALLY gay in the movie. Like a chicken with a back problem.

Yea yea i can’t help being the girl who appreciates some nice features and muskels to look at…
But come oN… it’s a big movie!
You have to cater for other audiences as well.
If you had to choose between a hot hero and an ugly hero.
Who would you pick?

The hot one, no doubt.

The same goes for guys.
If there was a female superhero, would you pick the flat-chested one or the one with the C-cup tits?
Obviously you need some cushioning when you’re pressed against her while she’s saving your ass.

So you would pick The One With The Tits, no doubt.

If you say you’ll pick the ugly/flat one, you’re just
strange.
blind.
trying to argue with me.

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