Monday July 12, 2004

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The most

MARVELOUS

pen drive

EVER!!!

 

Yet again i have been requested to perform free acts of…..

advertising.

What on earth were you thinking? *bish*

Presenting to you, the fantabulous brand new h p pen drive with memory space of 128 mb.
Original Price: rm 288
Selling For: rm 150

oh my god. What a bargain!
If it were a pair of orgasmic shoes, i’d buy it for sure.
But it’s a pen drive.
Now.
I knoW you can get other pen drives for cheaper.
So i shall give you reasons why you should get THIS one:

1. It’s hp
Now if you say brand doesn’t matter i’ll give you my address, you can visit me… and i’ll smack you.
Where there’s brand, there’s quality.
I know this doesn’t go for all brands (especially clothes) but when it comes to gadgets, i don’t see you using some vietnamese-made hp/digicam, do i.

2. It’s 48% off original price.
Come on.
If you say you can’t afford an hp pendrive because “it’s more expensive, i might as well get a cheaper one bla bli bla bla”
You. Can’t. Now.
At rm 150, it’s already around the price range of a no-brand, ciplak one of the same memory space.

3. It’s so fucking convenient.
Honestly, if someone had enlightened tech-clueless me about using this in college… i would have bought one in my first year.
No more burning cds for printing out artwork.
No more waiting for damn Nero to slowly open while my ride is waiting outside and i’m rushing to the printers’.
No need to spend more on blank cds.
No need to hunt for blank cds and check them to make sure it isn’t screwed up.
No need to worry whether the imacs in college can read my work done on pc.
No more having to give pathetic faces to lecturers in class cos the imac couldn’t read my cd and they think i haven’t done my homework.
Ok i’ll stop here *heh*

4. It’s small and leet.
It’s cool to have nice little techy stuff to use in college/work.
Get with the program.

5. No burner required.
If you don’t have a cd burner, all the more reason to get one.

Here is the *wonder* itself

Be warned, that following lines are features of item for interested buyers so no witty lines included.

Profile
Pen Drive is a removable flash hard drive and it is fully compatible with USB specification. It is a plug and play device. Simply plug it into any USB port and the computer will detect it as a removable drive. Pen Drive does not require any external power source.
It is powered by USB.

Features
– Compliant with USB specification version 1.1 and/or 2.0
– Driver-less in Windows ME/2000/XP
– Support Windows 98/98SE with device driver.
– Driver-less in Mac OS 9.X and later
– Driver-less in Linux Kerner version 2.4.0 (USB 1.1), Kernel 2.4.10 (USB 2.0) and later.
– Write/Delete protection switch or Security switch
– Optional security function
– Hot Plug & Play

Package Contents
Pen Drive
Driver CD
Quick Installation Guide
USB extension cable
Neck Strap

So.

If you would like to know more about this limited purchase, please feel free to call
Ee Loong at 012 204 2644
See.
Even the seller’s name is cool.
To make sure you do not rape my friend because he’s rated a ‘7’ *cough*, i will accompany him for the drop-off of item.

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