A year ago
Two years ago
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Char Koay Teow & Fried Rice
The girls and i were talking about different types of vibrators… save one. Girl, i mean, not vibrator.
Dhanya is totally against vibrators.
“No i just don’t see it as something i need! I need feelings and rather have the real thing!”
I was exasperated, trying to explain that sometimes, it’s just much easier and more effortless having a vibrator.
No mind games with men, no one night stands, and battery companies are happy.
“Dhanya, it’s different! It’s like char koay teow and fried rice. Sometimes…” i put one palm facing out for emphasis, “…You feel like char koay teow. And sometimes,” i put the other palm out, “… You feel like fried rice.”
Ermmm..whats the connection with char koay teow n fried rice with vibrators? I agreed with u bout vibrators..way much easier!!
huhh? dont get it though.
mind explainin da kaitan between CKT & FR with Vibrrrratorrr
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*pleeease?
just dont get the hardcore ones, if you’ve gotten used to those, no man will ever match up again. then die lah like that
That’s the worst analogy on sex, ever.
Kim: Why do you think she’s now talking about Rabbits.
And what the hell has your man been doing? Never burst in the room, grab you by the waist, crush you into his LIPS with one hand as his tongue dances over yours, as his OTHER hand starts ripping your clothes off, the lips over your EARLOBES, your soft neck, then DOWNWARDS, he’s pushing you on to the bed now, you’re too distracted to be worried about your grandma panties, (that you push off with your legs anyway), his delicious WEIGHT is lying ON YOU, the thrill of pure animal energy that he wants you, and so on and so forth. No vibrator can match that enthusiasm.
Unless you haven’t been taking care of yourself lately..