OMG Too Awesome

*warning: super bimbo post*

I was planning out my time strategy for the afternoon
I wanna get a pedicure
But damn i need to email in my work today
Hmm do i have time to go for the pedi first, cos then later it might be crowded
But i shouldn’t cos i really must send in the work first…

And then i thought,

“Holy Cow!”

Just bring my work TO the nail salon. Don’t know why this never occured to me before -_-

Feeling like a spoilt princess, i decided to get a pedicure and do my work at the same time on my laptop
I usually waste time reading magazines or on the phone while having my nails done

But now

I can do my work! Talk about multi-tasking.
The massage during my pedicure got so good that i didn’t want her to stop and requested that i pay her more for a longer massage
In the end, the owner brought out their reflexologist and Christ, she’s doing a DAMN GOOD job as i’m typing this!

Oh oh! She’s squeezing my toes now… whoa… i’m SUCH a massage fan, it’s like multiple orgasms….
I swear if you tell me you wanna show off your massage skills to me, i’ll happily plop myself down in front of you and let you raba me for the massage slut i am

They Stream Your Cash

I went for lunch with the Banker Boys today
I’ll call them Banker Boys for anonimity cos their bosses think they’re out meeting clients for lunch and not a fairy instead

They got emo cos i suggested they remove their work tags lest they tarnish their company’s name in a nice restaurant.

I fetched them back to their office in the city
Stupid comments that show no gratitude for transportation –

“Hey! This is the first time Joyce is driving me!”

“Shit man. There’s no seatbelt in the back, how ar?”

“Turn left.” Damn soft okay. Couldn’t hear him saying it. “Left! LEFT! LEFT! Not right! You know your left from right or not?!”

Constant guffawing and no respect for a girl’s privacy whatsoever – going through my glove compartment, finding a tampon and going “Ooh! Sweet.”

Yes ladies and gentlemen, these are the men handling our finance.

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