Sunday Night Pennings:
Rudy La Faber, i HATE YOU!
That was the line that repeated in my head the whole time i was taking a shower
Why?
Cos bastardhell Rudy and me were online
I told him i was going to take a shower then continue work
He called me crazy and that surely there is something wrong with people taking showers at 4 in the morning
I said i was dirty
Then he did the abominable – he made me think of pontianaks
So in return, i typed the word pontianak out damn alot of times just as he was saying goodnight, hoping he’d dream about them
And in return (oh, you vindictive person!) i got an sms from an unknown number saying “Look around you.”
Being a bloody scaredy cat, i didn’t dare turn around and msn-ed him whether he sms-ed me from a different number
He denied and i was freaking the fuck out
The accused finally admitted guilty before gleefully going off to bed
One hour later, i hopped into the shower and couldn’t stop imagining bloody Jun-Ons coming at me everytime i closed my eyes!!!!
I imagined it grabbing my hair
I imagined it standing right in front of me, leering at me
I imagined it hanging from the corner of the shower
I imagined it standing in the reflection of the damn mirror
The whole time i was cursing you insanely, hoping you’re having a nightmare right then for psycho-ing me into having the shittiest shower since the really scary one in Kuching
I even tried imagining happy things to push away the images of long-haired, white-clad pontianaks with their eyes gouged out
Think happy thoughts *cry* think happy thoughts
So i put an image of a happy laughing pony in my head
But a pontianak came over and ate her up
So that didn’t work
-_-
I’m damn traumatised now okay
I HATE YOU!!!
Layan Diri
I was pottering about the flea market in Mont Kiara last Thursday
When i saw this stall where you can make 100 stickers for RM5
In less then a minute!
So i made many many KinkyBlueFairy stickers
QueenKanch let me stick one on her
Thing is, the stickers are so tiny, they’re not worth sticking on anything
So a fantastic idea hit me while i was having a drink – Stick them on lighters!
Annoy the heck out of all my friends so when they fish out their lighters, they’ll be reminded of adorable me!
24 Is So Addictive
Oh God, i keep on telling myself, “Okay, last episode…”
Then i end up watching another one way after Smellie has already fallen asleep
It’s almost 5 and i MUST sleep to wake up early for work
Eek
I tore myself away for 10 minutes (in between episodes of course) to make sure i don’t forget anything tomorrow morning
Watching 24 makes me damn kancheong, rushing things like as if i’m trying to save the country as well
I realise TV shows really do that to me
After watching episode after episode of House, anytime i feel an itch or a slight insignificant pain anywhere
I immediately think,
“Oh my god, i’m going to DIE“
whilst having images of some virus spreading through the bloodstream in my body (like how they have in the show)
The other day i checked someone’s spelling on MSN
“The word ‘insomniacal’ doesn’t exist.”
“Yes it does.”
“No it doesn’t, not officially. I dictionary dot com-ed it.”
“I can’t believe you checked it! You’re so anal.”
“Sorry. Been watching too much Monk.”
>_<
But hey Mr. Editor, you simply made up a word and conned puny writers like me to believe its existence!
That’s why i’m not writing your name down here
Me so nice
I dreamt of gumdrops and ponies that night =D
and I really didn’t sms you la…. I got a friend to do it ;p
I dreamt of gumdrops and ponies that night =D
and I really didn’t sms you la…. I got a friend to do it ;p
Ooooh. Stickers. Oooooh.
Ooooh. Stickers. Oooooh.
Wooo.. stickers… Interesting… will love to stick my kamkuey.com stickers all over.. muahahahaha
Wooo.. stickers… Interesting… will love to stick my kamkuey.com stickers all over.. muahahahaha
this might be a little late, but it may help you next time if someone brings up the topic of pontianaks … apparently, pontianaks are only attracted to MALES. π so us girls needn’t have to worry about nothing. hehehe. unless, she wanna revenge or something la.
oooooh, i’m on a mad marathon watching 24 also. 2 seasons in about 4 days. kekeke. one time, i saw 1 whole season in a day. hahaha π
this might be a little late, but it may help you next time if someone brings up the topic of pontianaks … apparently, pontianaks are only attracted to MALES. π so us girls needn’t have to worry about nothing. hehehe. unless, she wanna revenge or something la.
oooooh, i’m on a mad marathon watching 24 also. 2 seasons in about 4 days. kekeke. one time, i saw 1 whole season in a day. hahaha π
WHAHWAHWHA
JOYCE, I HAVE NO BRACES NOW
MAUWHAWHAHWAHWAHWHAWHA
ok sorry
you know i had to leave you this comment la
π
WHAHWAHWHA
JOYCE, I HAVE NO BRACES NOW
MAUWHAWHAHWAHWAHWHAWHA
ok sorry
you know i had to leave you this comment la
π
Next time, imagine your pony in leather. With spikes. BDSM style. Hard to swallow methinks.
So you still got 99 stickers.
Next time, imagine your pony in leather. With spikes. BDSM style. Hard to swallow methinks.
So you still got 99 stickers.
just remembered, i dreamt of Lainie stickers wei after reading this. damn power advert.
just remembered, i dreamt of Lainie stickers wei after reading this. damn power advert.
wah. i should make moonshine stickers.
wah. i should make moonshine stickers.
rudy: i remember la..!
lainie: you wan? *hands out*
lynnzter: no way!… even writing this comment to you at 3:30 am is making my hair stand…. ish
yeah 24 gila right!
kim: oh you late late person :p hee hee
marcus: ew…
no, i stuck alot already heh
lainie: ahahaha!
reza: yeah, cheapo advertising π budget
rudy: i remember la..!
lainie: you wan? *hands out*
lynnzter: no way!… even writing this comment to you at 3:30 am is making my hair stand…. ish
yeah 24 gila right!
kim: oh you late late person :p hee hee
marcus: ew…
no, i stuck alot already heh
lainie: ahahaha!
reza: yeah, cheapo advertising π budget