Retarded Duck Walk

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After eating without contemplation across 7 countries for the past 3 months, i’ve decided that my tummy is horrendous enough for me to FORCE myself to work out PROPERLY for the next YEAR. I’m lucky that i put on weight a lot less than most people… yet all the fat seems to go only to my stomach and ass… making me think i might well turn up looking like my grannie whom my aunt refers to as a beach whale. Big body with skinny limbs. Nooooooooooo

I will make sure that doesn’t happen by working out!

Went to a powerplate class yesterday. And suffered so bad… that i couldn’t walk to my car properly after that. I must add that i wasn’t the only one! The two other women in my class were looking as pooped as me in the middle of class. We were hunched over, out of breathe and not looking at anyone. Our (crazyass) instructor Farah went, “You look like you all got beat up!” Yeah. Beat up BY YOU.

Today was worse. I could barely ROLL myself over in bed to check my phone when i woke up. And the whole day has been a sequence of groans and moans to myself in public places cos every muscle in my lower body hurts (i went for a PowerBooty class).

This afternoon, i was paying for my parking ticket in KL when i dropped a coin. It was a 5 cent coin and i was well ready to just LEAVE it on the ground cos it hurt too much to pick it up. But an old lady was right behind watching me, so i felt inclined to try to get it. I bent over… and i just… couldn’t… reach… any further! I HURT too much to pick up the damn coin!

What happened in the following three seconds was pretty embarrassing. The old lady bent over to pick up my coin as i was pathetically hovering over it, unable to bend any further, and she passed me the coin.

-_-

 

One Response to Retarded Duck Walk

  1. Yen says:

    LOL !!!

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