Or date one.

Unfortunately, i don’t foresee it happening in my life anytime soon.
Sometimes i can’t even find my own things (book, ipod, razor)
and accuse Clem of hiding it every time i can’t find something.
I suspect it’s backlash from his accusing me when he lost his soap bar.

Anyway i was googling up Bond girls cos i never actually memorize who they are,
and seeing how iconic being a Bond girl is,
they’d make for good dinner table conversation some day!

Plus okay, i wanted to study what they wore
(which i discovered, is essentially very little clothing -_-)

Here are some of them, that might enlighten you too! >

Tsai Chin as Ling – You Only Live Twice (1967)
If you look at her current pictures of her older self, you can recognize her from The Joy Luck Club too!
Interesting fact: Her brother is Michael Chow, of the Mr. Chow restaurant chain; which therefore also makes her the aunt of model China Chow!

Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana Romanova – From Russia With Love (1963)
Interesting fact: She was 1st Runner Up in the 1960 Miss Universe contest

Rosamund Pike as Miranda Frost – Die Another Day (2002)
Not-so-interesting fact: Her parents are opera singers

Ivana Miličević as Valenka – Casino Royale (2006)
Interesting fact: She was also in Love Actually, and her younger brother Tomo is guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars (Jared Leto? Hellooo)

Gemma Arterton as Strawberry Fields – Quantum of Solace (2008)
Interesting fact: did you know Gemma has an extra digit, also known as polydactyly? Now i know the proper term for it!

I feel like doing a Bond movie marathon after researching all that.

On the lighter side of all things Bond,
what if secret agent Bond was not a person but… a potato?

Click to watch the vid below! >

[If you read the below without watching the vid,
you won’t understand what i’m saying]

I love how the potato is even wearing the suit,
complete with turning around at right moment
and iconic blood dripping down the background!

Also, i have a question…
how do the potatoes hold their cards in the casino?!

The vid is from this series of new vids being posted up online.
There’s another one called Samurai Potato which i like even better than the first.
Prollie because i watched so much anime when i was in college and the graphics remind me of them – they’re really good!

I like the *frap*frap* of the cloth flapping in the wind,
how it’s done in black and white,
the sped up zooming effects,
slo-mo jumping…
and what happened to the potato in the end.

I was thinking that if i was to fight a potato,
the many ways i’d be able to kill and eat them…

If you like it and love potatoes (like me!) you can LIKE their FB Page *HERE*