Me and my big mouth,
i offered up the idea of having two tortoises with the letters ‘TIC’ painted on their backs for the launch tomorrow (alongside vase of flowers and fairy statue)
And i wasn’t (really) being serious, but they remembered it in a meeting,
So besides rushing getting the new site up,
I had to prep tortoises to be put on the registration table?!

I planned to get them at the neighbourhood pet shop,
But it was impossible.

For real.

I was taken up from morning till late at night and there was no way i could escape to go buy tortoises,
So i asked AshleyTheMonkey to help me buy a couple ‘so the other won’t get lonely.’

I also asked her to help buy a vase at the same time to put flowers in (that Justin Yap is helping buy) just to make it more cheery.

“How big do you want the vase?”
“Half a foot high?”
“That’s not very big.”
“It’s big enough la.”

We launched into how big the vase should be.

“From floor to ankle?”
“No, that’s too small! From floor to middle of shin.”
“But shin is… *goes one to describe*”
“NO. That’s not your shin!”
“Isn’t the shin… *blablabla*”
“NO! Your shin is… wait. I don’t have TIME to tell you what your shin is!!!”

-_-

Totally lost the plot i swear.

I went to pick the tortoises up from her in a combination meeting of having a Guinness.

“Can i meet you at —–? (sorry i like keeping where i hang out private now ha ha) Then i can have a Guinness and pick the stuff up from you as well.”

So we did.

The tortoises are called Shane and Carmen.
Cos they were both seen humping each other (apparently) and they’re both female (cos they have long tails).

Yay!

i have lesbian tortoises.

“What are you going to do with them after launch? I can keep them if you want.”
“No! I want to keep them.”
“Okay…”
“I can talk to them!”
“Oohkay.”
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So yes, i’ve got a new haircut and spent most of the past few days receiving comments from people that they don’t recognise me.

Which is all fine by me!

Remember me, not by my hair, i say!

So this is BarbieMui and i.

And this is interpretation of what i look like, as tagged on Facebook by Noel -_-

I couldn’t stop laughing wei.

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