Mmm joke aside, my body really aches today. Can’t turn the wheel of the steering wheel properly so i’ve been driving slow(er).
I’m not the only one in pain, QueenKanch got knocked down by a car of people (we think they were drunk) the other day, so we’ve both been hobbling around like creaky old women.
Just when i thought i could top RowdyRudy in terms of disastrous drama, he told me his car got crashed into by a taxi last night.
0_o
“Tyre puncture, phone spoilt, summons, kena knocked down by fucking snatch theif… Kanch got banged down…” i listed misfortunes to him.
“Yeah man! What’s up with all this?!”
“You know what this means? It merely means that we’re getting all the bad stuff over with this week so the rest of the year will be fantastic!”
“You’re such a clever girl.”
Our delusional optimism is the root of our gratifying lives.
No, i’m serious.
No, i’m not drunk now.
Look, i’m not even out on a Saturday night because i’m healing, okay?
joyce……u r “absolut disco” rite. have all the bad luck now and the rest of the year will be awesome.
my bad luck – my trusted assistant tendered a 24-hour resignation on 2nd day of new year, duh!!!!!!
omg, why have things been going pretty bad for you?? deepest sympathys!! i would probably think that i was jinxed or something (which i am sure you are not). Maybe its just coincidence… at the very least, things cant get any worse. its up up up all the way from here on forth.. cheer up, or try to okay? hugs…do take care
From your blogs, u will survive just fine. Survivor u are one.
All the best for the year and have a blast with it every single moment (and i am not saying binge all the way).
Just so you know, im having problems accessing your blog, i constantly get redirected to Advertlets.com unless i quickly press the Stop button. My blog was facing the same problems very recently, til i erased all my advertlets codes, i think the domain has expired.
Have a nice day ๐
Please be more careful ๐ Always get someone to accompany you to your car etc next time, ok?