I’m The Worst Friend Ever!

FUCK.
I’m so sorry i forgot your birthday sayang…

I just called you (but you were SLEEPING!!!) even though we spoke on the phone about our life decisions an hour earlier

Then i was thinking la la la your birthday’s on the 13th
And then… WAIT.
AZWIN’S birthday is on the 13th… 0_o
Ben’s on the 11th…
So i hurriedly went to check and… yours was on the 10th……………

I am ashamed can die.

May the road you choose be the one that makes you most happy.
May you one day meet the man of your dreams.
May you also one day meet Mariah.

There, three wishes i hope for your birthday.

I CAN’T BELIEVE i didn’t wish you!
And you didn’t say anything!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws self off one-storey floor*

September 11th Boy

(look i gave you black!)

Thanks for fetching me around in my non-driving days.
Thanks for waiting for me to finish partying before driving me home after sunrise from Barcode.
Thanks for letting me stick My Little Pony stickers on your then-macho car.
Thanks for putting up with my nonsense… like pinning corsages on your hair.
And well, thanks for everything, really.

I tried to give you a feng tau font 

Some memory of the depth of the conversations that take place at 6 in the morning.

“The sky is blue…!”
“Yup *layan*”
“Wow!”
“…”
*flicks car lights on and off in succession*
“Hey, don’t do that, you might disturb the neighbours.”
“Look, it’s like how Scofield does it!”
“I think you’re watching too much Prisonbreak…”

*yakking away about fairies*
“Why do you believe in all this rubbish? It’s such a waste of time.”
“Well… i’m lap sap! So i’m rubbish too! Hahaha!!”
“Oh my gawd.”

*cap falls off head*
*picks up cap*
“I knew that dropped okay. I was going to leave it there…”
“Sure…”

Thank God For Gays

ladymaryberry says:
abotu the redang trip
ladymaryberry says:
there’s 2 choices
ladymaryberry says:
1 – is share room
ladymaryberry says:
with 4 ppl
ladymaryberry says:
in the room = RM 250 per person food, ferry ride, and snorkelling
*Fairy* says:
eh write in one long msg can
ladymaryberry says:
No.2 – Damn nice hotel, twin sharring per person is RM 400
ladymaryberry says:
with food, snorkelling and ferry as well
ladymaryberry says:
but if u wanna do Diving with TL then its a whole different package..
*Fairy* says:
400 la
*Fairy* says:
ok diving how much
ladymaryberry says:
we need to get u a date
ladymaryberry says:
that way is cheaper and easier
ladymaryberry says:
anyone u wanna bring ?
*Fairy* says:
-_-…………………………………
*Fairy* says:
erh who ar………
*Fairy* says:
ugh so hard when got diff guys in the picture 0_o
ladymaryberry says:
kevin? hmm
*Fairy* says:
OH YES PERFECT
*Fairy* says:
BRING A GAY FRIEND! GENIUS!

 
I Help The Alcohol Industry

“Where shall we go?” asked GarfieldChak
“Well, we could go have beer in Sanctuary. Or wine at the Apartment.”
“Okay i haven’t drank for a while. The last time i drank was… …. with you -_- “

*

“Where do you want to eat for dinner?” NickIsTaller and me were going for bonding brother-sister time
“Hmm anywhere. You choose.”
“I don’t know…”
“Well, if we go there i can have wine. But wait, today should be alcohol rest day. Shouldn’t drink at all. But then again, it’s only a glass of wine. So that’s not really counted kan. Haha okay! We’ll go there!”
“That decision didn’t take very long  “

*

I sat in Dome alone, waiting for late friend to arrive.
The waiter came to take my order.
“Can i have a glass of your house red please?”
“… I’m sorry we’re out of red wine.”
“0_o… what?”
“Yeah… And we’re out of white wine too.”
“………… WHAT?! You’re out of any wine?!”

I was pretty loud. Well. Loud enough that people at neighbouring tables were stealing glances at about-to-lose-it red-haired girl stressing about wine.

It wasn’t so much that i didn’t have wine to drink.
It was more to the fact that, c’mon! DOME!
How can they run out of wine?!

*sniffs*

“If i had a bar, i’d never run out of alcohol,” i proclaimed indignantly as i retold the incident
“Unless you drank it all yourself “
“Bitch.”

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