Tiffing With Tan

My brother and i dashed out of the house to fetch PugKevin
Daddy: Where are you going?
Me: I’m bringing your son over to the dark side Partying at the Loft
Daddy: Idiot *pokes me*

I twirled around upon command to show DoorBitchIvan my new stockings i got from Garden in Midvalley
Ivan: You kids nowadays. Wearing all these funny things.

I introduced NickIsTaller to him
Me: Ivan, this is my brother, Nick
Ivan: Hi brother.
Me: -_-

Su Ann is shocked with the utter size of… the drinks.

AdrianMak. Why la so serious.


Stripey happy people…
I think i cannot nickname people by the mags they’re with…
Now that April has left Juice, i can’t very well call her JuiceApril anymore
So salah
Should i steal Kevin’s nickname for her? – AprilPikachu


moi and CherubicCho
Cho bought me a hot dog.

Odin

Zedeck holding up Care condoms
Edwin at Sole What gave some to Cho and me.
And because i have no use of them, i gave some away to Alet and Zedeck.
Don’t meraba without the rubber, dudes.

This is what you call maintaining…

Gary + AdamPoserPan

This is what you call *not* maintaining…

KLue editor John + GarfieldChak

Mei Ling’s birthday coming soon!

Daytime: Businessman, PR manager, senior designer, producer
Come night: Total misdemeanor

“OI! HOLD STILL LA! I WANNA TAKE PICTURE!!!”


Lainie *so* does not know how to take pictures -_-
You have to look at the camera Lainie
*snaps fingers* Here
Oi, hereeee

Ah Xu gave me this long cloth thing (shucks i don’t know what to call it la) at Lap Sap last time
And to tag my brother up for the night, i chucked it over his neck
“It feels weird…”
“It’s supposed to be like that la! Trust me!”

 
ExSmellie (phew)

I went downstairs to recover cos i didn’t eat dinner  >_<
Left my brother alone in the Loft and went back upstairs to find…

Him dancing on the sofa with Kevin

 
VannesaMuk, CherubicCho, NickIsTaller

John!

SueThePixie + Cheryl
We’re going to buy Cheryl a bra for Christmas -_-

 

James + Phoebe + Adam Poser Pan

Marcus is drinking beer. Really.

See.

Not lying.

Lying would be EnvyShah. He came to lie down on us.
I was nicely sitting on the sofa with two other people when Shah came stumbling over, “Sayang… i need to sit down.. so sorry, can i sit down…” and plonked himself on one side (we didn’t mind of course) and put his feet up on me. -_-
So we got up and let him have all the sofa to himself.

The title is because I argued (not seriously la) with KancheongRichard aka Richard Tan last night.
Over a guy.
Who looks like a girl.
Who made out with so many people i’m declaring him Snog Slut of TAG.

I haven’t made out with a guy in public since… F1 week. And that was April.
And that i don’t remember, so it doesn’t count if i don’t remember..? >_<
Anyway.

Zedeck came up to me and asked how many girls i’d kissed last night already.
I said four. Then he was sort of hitting on me and i said, “Aren’t you gay? You’re so gay!”
“I’m not gay! I’m straight!” (i’m still giving you purple anyway cos i think you’re gay or something)
“I don’t believe that!”
“Want me to prove it to you?”
“… Erh no need.”

He gave up and made out with some other girl till they fell onto the dance floor.
And still continued making out.
Wild champions.

I was still flabbergasted he’s straight.
“He’s gay right? He’s SO GAY!!!” i screamed to Lainie, who’s as straight as a pig’s tail.
“Trust me. He’s straight.”
“No wayyyy.”
“TRUST ME. HE’S STRAIGHT!”

And Zedeck is an awfully cute boy, who yes, looks like a girl, which is probably why i made out with him…

And then. Richard Tan. Sat on the sofa beside us. And gatal-gatal want to make out with Zedeck also.
 

And Zedeck complied!
I balked and dashed off in a huff.
Came back and scolded him, “How can you not say you’re gay! You just made out with Richard! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!”
“He asked me to and i didn’t know how to say no!”
“This is how you say it – NO.” -_-
“I like making out with guys sometimes.”
“…0_o… Okay wait. So you’re straight, but you like making out with guys sometimes? That’s ridiculous! See. We could never work out. We just kissed once and we’re fighting already.”

And then. Richard Tan. Came back to the sofa again. And tried to make out with Zedeck again.

So i guess Zedeck must be feeling all that, cos so many people want to snog him.
But i still think you’re bi or something.
Like Cho said, it’s like someone saying – “I’m straight but i happen to like sucking cock.”
But Lainie is still on your side insisting you’re straight.

Was talking to IceCalvin bout it:

Then i spoke to you Lainie about it too. See. You’re my current obsession.

I’m sorry but i don’t think we’d work out la.
To think you like making out with men too… i don’t think i could handle it.
I’d get too stressed out okay.
x_0

Sigh. And you’re so cute too.

Disclaimer: I don’t really care what everyone’s sexual orientation is la. At the rate everyone is going, straights, bis and gays all mixing up and making out (plus you can’t tell anyway cos straights can dress gay, or gays can dress straight), it doesn’t matter. The lines are all a-blur.

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