Beware Who You Hire.
“Hey guess what, I just got asked whether I want to teach tuition.“
“You..?“ I looked up from my laptop, “Teach what tuition?”
“Teach primary school kids.“
“You’re kidding right.“ I stared at the woman locally renowned for shopping and partying.
“No, really. They just emailed me. They’re paying 30 bucks an hour.“
I gave her an appalled look. “30 bucks an hour?! Please. I think you’d rather pay THEM 30 bucks an hour to leave the kids, run out and drink right. You don’t need the money!“
She ignored me as she clicked away on the mouse, “Let’s see, they want me to tutor three hours a week… so…”
I cut in, “So that’s like, extra 360 ringgit a month for you.“
“YEAH!” she grinned at me, “Can buy one bottle! HAHAHA!!!”
I shrieked with laughter back at her.
Tutoring kids so that… you can buy a bottle…-_-
SO SALAH CAN DIE.
Kurap Queen
Kurang ajar FaiTheMai called me that
I’ve got this most disgusting rash on my neck which has been visiting for the past few months.
It’s name is Raju. Raju the Rash. Very temperamental indeed.
Sometimes it seems like all’s to be well again. Then suddenly it inflames and itches and hurts, especially when i subconsciously scratch at it in the middle of the night.
Just yesterday, Fai was like, “What’s that?!”
“What what??!”
He touched my upper neck and face, “Eh, i think you’d better get it checked out la… it’s spreading to your face!”
I moan in annoyance, “Fuck man. I thought it’s getting better. Wanted to go to the doctor today but didn’t have time.”
“Just go to the pharmacy la.”
“And say what?” I preferred getting proper treatment for it.
He replied – “Ask them what you should buy for your ugly face.”
“Fucker.” 
I won’t post a picture of the rash ‘cos it’s so attractive.
Instead, i’ll post a picture of the mai, who’s even more attractive.
Nope….
Yeah we love our Guinness.
Draft please.
I accidentally double-booked myself tonight for two events with two different people.
Going marathon the Harper’s thing with AfroBobo, then taking Vanessa to the Smirnoff thing.
Damn pandai.
man.. that guy looks like he’s balding…
anyway u think wat….
free advertising ah??? -_-
don’t worryyyyy i bought hair-replenishing gel in thailand for you!
what’s this free advertising… don’t la so jual mahal. HAHA.
lols. got guiness. good one ;p they seriously should do this in thestates. the creators of ‘got milk?’ will be miffed! but seriously it’ll make a good ad ;p
You might be getting an allergy to alcohol. Allergies can develop randomly anytime, even when you’re thirty and munching on crab.
Sure it’s not something something to do with sexually trasmitted????
If allergy it shouldn’t stay for so long….
mich: ha ha oh well, maybe it’s too cliche that’s why!
albert: don’t la say that… -_-
pretaporter: sexually transmitted? on my neck? but… no sex so… not possible. HAHA.
hey my kinky friend did get some itchy rash on her thigh then it goes away and comes up on her face later and it’s associated wif sex so being a kinky fairy it could happen to you ๐
how the fuck did u get ur pictures to look all cookie cutter like