Hued Have Thought It?

Did KelvinTSD write that line… i slit my eyes reading the title of the press release
Sounds like something he would

Went for Dell’s launch of their latest notebooks, desktops and wide screens
I took more notice of their notebooks then anything else
Not that i could help it, cos the notebooks were the only products where they had dancers prancing and parading them down a stage

They have many happy colours!
Themed to go with different types of people
Come, i’ll play a guessing game now

Alpine White + Sunshine Yellow

Lemme guess, the guy in white is prollie a corporate anal type, drives a noisy car and a bit of a poser
The yellow girl was all chirpy in her dance, like Little Miss Sunshine, prollie a bit ditsy and gets her gum stuck in her hair every once in a while

Ruby Red + Spring Green

The girl in pink flashed me some butt cheek from where i sat
I blinked hard twice, diverted my eyes to the right and thought, “Aiyiyi… this is a bit too much in the morning for me…” 0_o

The guy in green did some kung fu action.
He prollie also meditates half his free time.
And abstains from too much sex.

Jet Black (matte, so it’s not jeng, phew) + Midnight Blue

The goth girl was damn ganas. End. I don’t want her to come beat me up.
Blue dude did some break dance action.

Espresso Brown + Ruby Red (Rubyrubyrubyruby!!)

Brown dude is the chilled out, j-smokin dude. But then again, he’s in a jacket. Hmm.
Girl in red shops at Topshop.

After writing down the colour names for the notebooks, i think they could learn a lot from OPI
Instead of Ruby Red, it could be Rocketeer Red… or Double Decker or something
Okay i just remember those two names cos they’re the ones i have most often
The rest my memory tak boleh jalan

“We’ve packed these new Inspiron and XPS systems with features like widescreen displays and colors choices to help customers experience the high definition lifestyle they seek,” said Pang Yee Beng, general manager, Dell Malaysia. “Customers also tell us they want great design and performance and we have responded with the new XPS M1330, the world’s thinnest 13.3-inch notebook.”

Ha, what?
I just heard ‘world’s thinnest notebook’.

“Did you know, Sony launched their thinnest notebook in the whole world. But it only lasted 24 hours because after that Dell swooped in. It’s like, nice try, Sony. But too bad.”
– anonymous fair chinese man with black shirt on today

My blog ain’t for writing specs.
More *here*

I was trying to convince KelvinTSD to be my manager cos he’s fantastic
“I need someone who’s passionate about me,” i leaned my elbows on the table and looked up cutely at him
“… i don’t know how you expect people to respond to you when you say things like that. -_- “

Beef For LIFE OKAY!

PassedOutBen didn’t sign the contract
I even took 5 minutes of my precious time to actually type and print two copies of it out
Even threatened walking in without him and if he tried following me, i’d go, “Help! This weird guy is following me! He’s been following me since i parked my carrrr!!! I think he wants to rob me!”

I didn’t in the end.
He was staunch with his decision and said i could get arrested for forcing people to sign documents.
Mm-hmm.

ANYWAY

The movie is awesome!
Maybe hardcore Transformer fans will boo me, but for someone who thought O.P. turns into a lion… i loved it!
There were parts when i just looked up the screen going, “Phwoar… this is fucking awesome! Yeah!”

I told POB that there’s this part in the trailer where a little girl is carrying a giant My Little Pony
During the movie when that particular scene came on, i thumped him hard to make sure he noticed, “Ben! See the pony! See! It’s a my little pony! See! See or not?!”
He didn’t budge and just slit his eyes.
Like this la:  -_-

Bugger la you Ben.
Come i slut you off!

Catch PassedOutBen spinning at Zouk this Friday night at 1am with KokWing (i think you’re going to kill me… i can’t remember your nama dj glamour…)

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