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They’re all sold out
Red, dark blue, and light gold still available
New black ones that may compensate available
I’ll take pictures and let you see soon
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Noone Unlocked Me

Went for Somo’s Single’s Night a couple of weeks back
Whereupon everyone is given either a lock or a key
Guys are given keys
And girls, locks
Guys therefore enabled excuse to approach girl and request an attempt to unlock them
You get the gist

I hung the lock from a silver chain i already had on around my neck
Roen managed to unlock some girl’s the fastest *cough*slut*cough* and won a giant Heineken bottle
Dammit
I didn’t even hear them saying there was a contest… or else *i’ll* be the one running around asking people for their keys instead!
Right after that, i was thinking, “Tiu… i’m not even interested to meet guys. I should have taken a key at the entrance so can meet new girl friends.”

Lock+Key activity naturally had some lines-a-spurting

“Does it fit?”
*fiddles with key* “No… dammit, it’s too tight.”
“Smaller girls tend to be that.”
*LOL*

“It can’t, it’s taking too long.”
“Can… try somemore…”
“If you’re taking longer then 30 seconds, then it’s just not happening.”

I burst out laughing.

He insisted on watching Pirates 3
I yearned to watched Jon Heder and Will Ferrel in Blades of Glory
But i backed down

The line was its usual wait at GSC in 1U
I looked up at the screen to squint at the movie times and availability of seats
I need to check on my eyesight again

Blades of Glory – Available
Pirates 3 – Selling Fast

“You know what would show we’re meant to watch Blades of Glory? If in a while, the ‘selling fast’ starts blinking. And THEN, it sells out just as we reach the counter!” i jested wistfully
“No. No. It’s not going to happen. We’re watching Pirates.”
“Hmm.”

Halfway through the line, the ‘Selling Out’ sign for Pirates 3 started blinking
“Look! Look! It’s happening!” i squealed gleefully
“Shaddup! Shaddup!”

When we finally reached the counter, i requested for the tickets
“Two for Blades of Glory!”
“… NO! Two for Pirates. Don’t listen to her!”
The dude just stared at us, not knowing whether to listen to the girl or the guy and prollie weighing out who could hand out more wrath

He checked the tickets and spoke up, “Sorry, Pirates sold out already.”
“Noooo…”
“YES! It’s Fate!”
“But your screen just said ‘Selling Out’! Not yet ‘Sold Out’!”
“Yes… sorry but they just sold out.”
“What about the next show?”
*checks* “Only front row tickets.”
“Mwahaha… mwahaha…. Blades of Glory then!”

I skipped off holding the tickets while POB sighed “Blades of Glory. What the fuck is Blades of Glory.”

Queuing up to buy a drink, he pointed out a couple in front of us
“Look at them. They look so happy, you know why? Cos they have Pirates tickets…”
“Don’t be stupid. We’re happy too!”
“I’m not happy -_- I don’t want to watch Blades of Glory!!!”

The movie was funny, not as funny as Wild Hogs but laugh-inducing all the same
I so have a crush on Jon Heder
Because he played a geek in Napoleon Dynamite and a softie in B.O.G., i reckon the chances of him being really MANLY in real life is, well, real.
My england so power.
-_-

Anyway, that was two weeks ago
I’ve managed to watch Pirates 3 already
And poor POB… has managed to watch Blades of Glory… TWICE.
HAHAHA

Cool right.
KinkyPugKevin HATES the album btw
To each his own 😀

I gotta run out for drinks now
Guiness time!

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