“That’s Cos You’re Not Spartan,”

i retorted to someone who was whining about his emotions and work
(okay i’m exaggerating about the whining bit. and i’m so going to get smacked.)

Now i totally get AzwinAndy’s sms he sent last week
We were out separately and he was being really female i.e. want to join us, don’t want to join us, let the mai call the shots for all the boys
Being all sick + emo + tipsy, i texted – “Whatever. You guys missed out. I’m drunk and going home.”

To which he replied –

“Okay. But aren’t you always drunk? Muahaha. You lost out too! You’re obviously not a spartan! Cos you’re drunk! We are spartan! Tonight, we dine in hell!!!

Damn pei right his sms
But it did make me laugh

Went to watch it  with DrunkardDad and the Skyrocker
They didn’t want to watch it together alone, feeling it was awfully gay 
Didn’t help that DD wore a very tight, short-sleeved T too

“Eh, who’s that actor? He’s damn familiar…”
“… i don’t care man *stares at screen* All i know is he’s damn hot…”
” -_- “

And he died
Of course he died
The Hot Ones always die in the movie
And in the stupidest way too
After fighting gallantly for so long, through a whole great deal of the war
Astinos can’t even hear the damn horse galloping his way
Why?
Cos he’s too busy basking in his father’s praise
Ish

I Gave In

to denial and went to the doctor’s on Saturday morning

“Please tell me which ones make me drowsy, so that i can time them with my work,” i asked pointedly
“Well, all of them are fine, including the antibiotics which you must finish. The only one is…” MisterDoctor turned his gaze down to the table, “…the cough mixture, yes?”

I maintained the same nonchalant expression as the LoudLittleVoice in my head reacted otherwise –

“YIPPEE!!!”

I experienced one of those days normal working adults do in the city
Got stuck in a traffic jam
Called LaughingLoga up to pass time only to hear him say (non-comforting) lines like, “Welcome to reality.”
-_-

I tried to see the rosy side of things
And admired the happy flowers on the divider

So i took a shot

Even in the grand view of happier life,
A snitch of pessimism has to peek in…

…

Think happy thoughts… think happy thoughts Joyce…
So i thought about how i was wearing my new black pants with my new Y3s

The breeze blew and…

On a more refreshing note, i saw this outdoor ad
See on the right? It’s a tiang made to look like a refridgerator of Spritzer

Stuck in the jam…
On a hot day…
With no water in the car (cos i’m so scatterbrained and forgot)…

It really did make me wish i had a cold bottle of Spritzer with me
Brilliant

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