A year ago, my two imaginary friends bitched about me
At least this year (in the post below) they can blog now HAHA
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Two years ago, my CC was under custody
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I Want Bigger
Lens Tits Lens …LENS
Somehow the word ‘tits’ flashed in my head ‘cos mine have been shrinking tremendously along with my weight
But i’ve managed to put on a couple of kg during my hols and prollie can keep it on
So anyway
I want bigger lens
Tits
Lens
Fuckstopit
Lens
You know, one that’d allow me to zoom kau kau and spy on strangers inconspicuously
This is not so great la
The little kid was far away and i zoomed as much as i could (i mean, what kind of pedophile would i look like, taking pics of little naked kids playing in water -_- ) before cropping it
He noticed me taking pictures and started waving like a monkey
And enthusiastically held up a peace sign
So cute
Look at AnnaCanBeatMeUp in the background
She even looks like a walking peace sign
:p
I stopped taking pictures when the kid got even more semangat
And stood up to wave lagi crazily
Whereupon his dad started scolding him from a distance away to sit down in the water
‘Cos his little willy was waving in the wind for all to see
0_o
Lost Fairy
QueenKanch made me drive to Megamall to see her the other day
So i complied seeing i have a nice set of (company car) wheels to abuse
Wheels to abuse…
Hoo hoo that sounds nice
Erm… i hope my bosses aren’t reading this >_<
Anyway
UNBELIEVABLY
After getting fetched to Megamall countless times, i managed (i’m champion that way) to drive up the wrong flyover and ended up with a signboard saying i’m going to Kuantan
KUANTAN ok
I was panicking like fuck thinking, “OHMYGOD LA, driving to midfuckingvalley also can get lost…!”
Tried to call Kanch to ask her where to turn off when i suddenly spotted a signboard pointing to Mont Kiara
(suddenly thought of Somo when i think of Mont Kiara -_- confirm OD already)
And you know how ass Malaysian road signs are
They’re cleverly placed RIGHT at the turning itself so you have to attempt a swift swerve to get unto the right lane
Ugh
And. Something is wrong with my SmartTag
So i set off two of the toll alarms
Shy
And. The airconditioning was warm and not wanting to fiddle with it while driving, i drove with the windows down so i wouldn’t get all hot and bothered
Dahlah i damn angin cos i’m stupid enough to take the wrong turning,
But to be mentally panas *while* being physically panas is just… 
*takes time to calm down from recalling*
Anyway. Because i’m fabulous and usually very lucky, i managed to find the right road back
(this one is truly luck okay… cos my directions can lead me to hell for all my friends know)
I stalked up to Kanch and Nadia with flared nostrils
“How can you get lost?!” – Kanch
“ajslkrjo;irjwoiRWOURWPIROJNE!!!!!!!!!!”
Ok no more blahing
Loads of writing work and photos to edit
What kinda tits lens are you looking for, and what do you have now?
Stephen got a Nikkor 70-300mm for RM350 recently and it’s a great zoom lens. Perfect for your zooming in on unsuspecting children! ;p
What kinda tits lens are you looking for, and what do you have now?
Stephen got a Nikkor 70-300mm for RM350 recently and it’s a great zoom lens. Perfect for your zooming in on unsuspecting children! ;p
How do you go from lens to tits? Get one of those cannon sized lenses they use in EPL matches. The lens will be as big as you though. Hahaha.
You got to love the roads in KL.
How do you go from lens to tits? Get one of those cannon sized lenses they use in EPL matches. The lens will be as big as you though. Hahaha.
You got to love the roads in KL.
Eh…your smartag battery low la.
Eh…your smartag battery low la.
Well you are always smart at veering and diverting aren’t cha π
Hey you always busy with work and where can we find your piece anyway? Which mags/newspaper? Would be nice to see them… Esp. photos that you captured.
Well you are always smart at veering and diverting aren’t cha π
Hey you always busy with work and where can we find your piece anyway? Which mags/newspaper? Would be nice to see them… Esp. photos that you captured.
Nikon AF-S 70-200 f2.8 ED VR… *evil grin*
Nikon AF-S 70-200 f2.8 ED VR… *evil grin*
Buh! They tried selling that Nikkor 70-200mm f2.8 VR lens to us everytime we asked for the 70-300mm one! (Well only twice, and both at the same shop!)
Like we really have RM7k to burn on a lens… -_-“
Buh! They tried selling that Nikkor 70-200mm f2.8 VR lens to us everytime we asked for the 70-300mm one! (Well only twice, and both at the same shop!)
Like we really have RM7k to burn on a lens… -_-“
the lil boy is soo cute hahahaha…funny entry!
the lil boy is soo cute hahahaha…funny entry!
joy: yeah lor….. sob
csyee: hee hee yeah he’s so small and semangat
joy: yeah lor….. sob
csyee: hee hee yeah he’s so small and semangat