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I Need Me A Map

From only knowing how to drive to the major shopping malls in the Klang Valley to pick up fashion loans,
To having to drive for meetings in KL everyday…

I’ve been getting lost on an average of twice a day
I’m not kidding  -_-

I seem to be spurting the line, “Oh shit! I’m LOST!!!” while on the phone countless times this week
Then i’ll get stuck in a jam
And i’ll use my not-so-great technique of driving around till i find a signboard which’ll lead me to where i wanna go

Yesterday i wanted to drive from Wisma Genting to Bangsar
I thought i knew the way, i mean, how hard could it be right?

Wrong. -_-

Lam called me while i was some road (i say ‘some’ road, cos i really don’t know where i was) and i suddenly realised i also didn’t know where it was heading
“Oh shit! I’ll call you back, i’m lost!”
“Again?! You need to buy a map, Joyce!”

>_<

You know you’re damn 7 lost when you’re driving down some long highway, with more and more kampung-looking like buildings on either side
Then i saw a building with a sign – ‘Sungai Mas’

Where the fuck is sungai mas la  🙁

As the car whizzed down the highway, i stared in forlorn desperation at KL Tower and KLCC that was still in sight, but oh so far away

I called someone to bitch my pathetic situation to

“Guess what. Just GUESS what kind of situation i am in now. Go on.”
“What? You’re lost?”
“YEAH! ARGH!!!!”

After said person wasn’t much help, i did a U-turn and somehow, MIRACULOUSLY found myself in Bangsar in 20 minutes

I swear the fairies are on my side
I triumphantly smsed – “Guess what. I’m in bsar now. I fucking rock la.”

My phone beeped in reply – “Those who rock don’t usually get lost. Definitely not twice a day. And once with a guide just 5 metres in front.”

I need a chauffeur.

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