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Messed Up

My timing is all messed up
After recovering all of Sunday, i didn’t sleep a wink that night
Worked till 10am Monday when i accidentally passed out with my forehead on the computer table
Woke up an hour later, feeling really trippy with the sunshine streaming in
Worked
Decided to sleep at 2pm before i lose it and…

I couldn’t sleep.

-_-

I couldn’t sleep!

Bollocks.

I gave up trying after an hour of
Tossing and turning
Sighing and cursing

“Fuck man. I’m exhausted. I feel like taking cough mixture to sleep.”
“What?! Don’t. It’s bad for you.”
*sigh*

Getting nagged does help me shy away from misusing cough mixture

Pottering downstairs to have a fine cut
I saw my mum standing at the kitchen sink
Turning to her, i was like, “Eh, no work today?”

She stared at her daughter who had lost it
“What are you talking about. You saw me leave for work and now i’m back la!”
“… Ohmygod… my body clock is all off.”

Was awake till i finally passed out at midnight
That’s damn early in Fairyland okay

I shall blog a wee bit bout my family vacation in Italy

The wine was so cheap in Italy
And i had further reason for drinking it… it kept me warm!
More evil was, the more you bought, the less it cost
Evil, ain’t it?

Say for instance,
If you got 250ml, it’d be 2.5 euros
But if you got 500ml, it’d be 4 euros

So rationally, you’d get 500ml cos you’d pay 1 euro less for more wine!!!

Or maybe that’s the Chinese kiasu side of me sliding out
0_o

At any rate, i was awfully proud of my brother

drinking beer…


drinking wine…


Till i asked him, “How is it?”
And he answered, “Hmm all also the same. Cannot taste the difference,” before downing it

Almost slapped him sial.
Downing wine in front of your sister?
Seriously asking for disownment okay.

*
The tour group was relatively small, which was pleasant
Besides my family, there were 15 other people
During a dinner, i was seated across a brother and sister so i struck up conversation with them… somewhat
The boy is twenty and studying in Taylors
A relevant question would be where he was going to continue his studies at

Edward: Oh, i’m going to Sydney
Me: Nice… *cocks head and (idiotically) ponders out loud* … Sydney has the highest ratings of homosexuals in the whole of Australia.

The table is silent for a few seconds before Daddy pipes up, “I think… that’s only relevant if the person you’re talking to is gay. -_- “
Edward: ……… 0_o
Me:  >_<  But… it’s true…

Funny thing is none of the kids really mixed and hung out till our last night in Italy
Where we took advantage of cheap alcohol and bonded in the hotel bar

i forgot his name oops, my brother, moi, Edward

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