I Am Chinese -_-
People are always questioning me on the purity of my race
And i always answer the same old thing – “Yes. I’m pure Chinese. Yes. I’ve heard before i look mixed. No. I’m very sure i’m not.”
It took the cake when someone from Dumbass Corp. called on a Saturday
I was snoozing in past noon today when Daddy came in with his hp held out to me
“Wha..?”
“It’s for you. Some woman called Wendy.”
Now why would someone call me on *his* phone?
That just sounded way dodgy
But i took the phone from him
“Hello?”
“Hi…”
“Yes. -_- Hi. Who’s this?”
“Erm, hi…”
“YES. Who’s this?!” *bloody hate stupid things disturbing my slumber*
“Is this Joyce?”
“YES *seethes* Who’s this please?!”
“This is Wendy…”
“Uh-huh…” *patience super running out at idiocy can die*
“… are you Chinese?”
Me: 
I fumbled for the ‘off’ button and pressed it vehemently
“Who was that?” asked Daddy
“Could. Not. Have been anything important cos she asked me stupid questions,” i mumbled, going back to sleep
First of all, just sounded weird that someone who’s trying to reach me is calling my father
Secondly, I would never give my father’s number out for myself
Stupid, idiot… woke me up for fucks.. *curses*
Fairy Pest
Being a pest is nice, ‘cos then when you’re not around, everyone will miss you
… i think
I crept up on Mummy dyeing her hair with henna, the old-school way
The dyeing i mean, not the creeping up
She shrieked at me, “Stop taking pictures la!”
“What… just taking for fun…”
“STOP taking pictures! Got nothing else better to do issit!”
“Got. Got work to do,” i clicked before scampering off
It’s Not Intentional!
Some people are accusing me of leaving them hanging on the phone longer to hear my caller ringtone
I’m not!
“Did you purposely take longer to pick up so you could let me enjoy your song?” QueenKanch interrogated sarcastically
“No la idiot, i was hunting for it in my bag!”
At least some others appreciate it
Amani was returning my call as i was to ask her some interview questions over the phone
The first thing she chirped out was, “I love that song!”
“Me too! That’s why its my ringtone!” 
Okay time to do work
Well your other friends are pretty lucky….the last time i called you…you didnt pick up my call..
π sniff sniff….
Haha
Well your other friends are pretty lucky….the last time i called you…you didnt pick up my call..
π sniff sniff….
Haha
mmm… what song is that?
mmm… what song is that?
ahwin: aww… that’s cos you called me when i’d been working late you ass! haha!
kenny: you can miss call me and i won’t pick up… π
ahwin: aww… that’s cos you called me when i’d been working late you ass! haha!
kenny: you can miss call me and i won’t pick up… π
That. Was. Creepy. Stalker creepy. How did she even get your dad’s mobile number….
That. Was. Creepy. Stalker creepy. How did she even get your dad’s mobile number….
wht a whack job. tht wendy who rang u on your dad’s phone, of all things. I totally agree with wanting to murder the bitch for disturbing your slumber. i hate hate hate the phone ringing whn i’m asleep, these days i’ve resorted to SWITCHING IT OFF. if tht’s imp, you’d ring my hse. I get tht ‘mixed’ question once too many times, it gets so bloody annoyign sometimes I decided it wld be fun to taunt ppl who I’d meet only once and let them come up with their own theories. hehe… once, some moron came up to me speaking SPANISH, of all things coz the nutjob thought I was hispanic or something. damn.tak.puas.
why la cant i just be me… exasperated giler. 
wht a whack job. tht wendy who rang u on your dad’s phone, of all things. I totally agree with wanting to murder the bitch for disturbing your slumber. i hate hate hate the phone ringing whn i’m asleep, these days i’ve resorted to SWITCHING IT OFF. if tht’s imp, you’d ring my hse. I get tht ‘mixed’ question once too many times, it gets so bloody annoyign sometimes I decided it wld be fun to taunt ppl who I’d meet only once and let them come up with their own theories. hehe… once, some moron came up to me speaking SPANISH, of all things coz the nutjob thought I was hispanic or something. damn.tak.puas.
why la cant i just be me… exasperated giler. 
i used to do that to my mommers too. hehe good ol henna days.
i used to do that to my mommers too. hehe good ol henna days.
Hahahahhaa way toooo funny! Cracked me up! I needed dat!
Hahahahhaa way toooo funny! Cracked me up! I needed dat!
Ah yes… you are a Chinese. Happily so. Or shall I say.. grumpily? Heh.
By the way, is that really your work in yesterday’s (Oct 14) The Star Page WE28 – Russian Takeover? All those nice pics with Sven Almenning mixing drinks? I thought it was wonderfully done. All those details in the foreground and back are crisp and detailed. Cool stuff.
Ah yes… you are a Chinese. Happily so. Or shall I say.. grumpily? Heh.
By the way, is that really your work in yesterday’s (Oct 14) The Star Page WE28 – Russian Takeover? All those nice pics with Sven Almenning mixing drinks? I thought it was wonderfully done. All those details in the foreground and back are crisp and detailed. Cool stuff.
Yessss You are Chinese my dear!!!! π hehehe.. long time no see
cheers..
Shaz π
Yessss You are Chinese my dear!!!! π hehehe.. long time no see
cheers..
Shaz π
marcus: maybe she was trying to sell me smoething -_-
devilundercover: yeah, disturbing sleep when it doesn’t involve work is horrible
aishoz: haha yeah i used to help her. i think she thinks i do it cacatly that’s why :p
indianized: when you gonna come kl and cook me a nice meal π
recklesseagle: i’m not grumpily chinese 0_o
i didn’t even know the pix came out yesterday haha. yes i took sven doing the smirnoff thing, thanks for the compliment
shaz: π
marcus: maybe she was trying to sell me smoething -_-
devilundercover: yeah, disturbing sleep when it doesn’t involve work is horrible
aishoz: haha yeah i used to help her. i think she thinks i do it cacatly that’s why :p
indianized: when you gonna come kl and cook me a nice meal π
recklesseagle: i’m not grumpily chinese 0_o
i didn’t even know the pix came out yesterday haha. yes i took sven doing the smirnoff thing, thanks for the compliment
shaz: π