Oh Get Off It Already

My ass, i mean
I have three places to pick stuff up from today
Really should get out of my bathrobe, get ready and get out
Okay okay… i shall go in… 5 minutes
10 minutes

Okay 20 minutes
20 minutes is perfect

I’m so happy i got one of my cheques yesterday and picking another up today!
I’ve been so broke and swiping so much, my card has been yelping in pain

And next month, i’ll get another one!
I could buy an apartment!
….
Yeah right
Prollie half of it will go to pay off my credit card bills first
Then all the other bills
Then there’s still leftover to treat myself to shoes and holiday…

No!

No shoes!
Won’t die without new shoes okay.
But it’s calling meeee

Jesus. What’s with shoes and bags.
Last time i used to wonder why women are so obsessed with shoes and bags
And now i’ve become of them

EEK.

Ash: What’s with you and bags wei?
Me: I don’t know…

Then evil Kanch had to hint at how i could splurge: “The new Coach season is soooo nice! You could order online again!”
Me: Hmm… woo…
Kanch: Ash will kill me if she knows i’m influencing you to shop more

With the pages i’m doing nowadays, its INEVITABLE i will shop more
Just two weeks ago, one of my editors followed me around while i did my sourcing in the boutiques
And i saw this darling little vintage dress
Fingering it, i snapped back to reality that i really must not swipe and dashed out the door before i bought anything, leaving her there

“Where are you going?”
“I’m off to drop the other stuff off. I don’t want to buy anything! *panic* “

Half an hour later, i smsed her, “Shit. I bought something in the other shop -_- Fail.”
My phone beeped a reply, “I bought the black dress… sigh.”

This job is so evil.

We should get paid more as compensation
You know, like how people who travel so much for work get to claim for petrol…

We should be allowed to claim for shopping

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