Sunday September 10, 2006

September 10, 2006 Comments (2) Uncategorized Like

A year ago, was the Tommy watch launch
*click*

Today Is Puggy’s Day!

Happy 24th Birthday, Mr. Designer!
Meeting you was one of the best things that ever happened to me
Your bad hearing
Your low tolerance on pretentious people
Your outspoken and sometimes unnecessary bitchiness

But you’re still sweet and spoil me
And i know it’s not because you want to get into my pants
Cos you don’t swing that way

I wish you pure happiness
May you find the man of your dreams someday, soon
Can i be your maid of honour?
But you must get married out of Malaysia la yeah

I love you long time.

Also
Happy Birthday to RyanSoosayRaj!

Who’s in UK so calling him at 8 in the morning, London time, isn’t the best thing to do at the moment…
Come back to KL for Xmas, please?
And remember to bring me pork pies!
Pork pies pork pies pork pies *chants crazily*

Tomorrow is September 11th
PassedOutBen’s Birthday!
POB is turning, what, 25?
You’re passing the ‘early twenties’ stage… mwahaha

Pictureless.

I know i know, i haven’t posted pictures up for ages and they’re all overdue!
I just daren’t upload them into my pc lest it crash on me again… so i have to clean out my memory disk space

Last night was SkeletorKevin & Gwyneth’s wedding
StephTheVolcano looked totally grown up and awesome
SmallSerena wore her Diane von Furstenberg
PhatFabes spilt sauce on his white shirt
Jake told me Smellie is gay and doesn’t know it 0_o abit the scary
Cammy lost way too much weight but still packs in as much energy
JJ looked very very kacak in his suit *woohoo*

All the girls carried clutches and it’s SO unconventional no matter how classy it looks
Cos it can barely fit anything and all boyfriends had to shove ciggie boxes and digicams into their pockets

We all drank alot, obviously >_<
Lots of wine, beer and whiskey

By the time i got to Attic for KinkyPugKev’s birthday, i was happy and high

I twirled around to make my cotton candy dress pouf up much to others’ entertainment.
“Turn, Joyce, turn!” KinkyPug would prompt me
Then i’d go “Wee!!!” and turn clockwise. Then anti-clockwise.
Damn layan.

I dropped my Lulu Guinness clutch thrice much to my chagrin.
Already i’m such a klutz. With alcohol intake, it’s inevitable i’d drop it.

Stupid clutches. I can’t ‘clutch’ when i’m tipsy yo!

Every time i dropped it, i’d gasp and shriek, “My Lulu!” and snatch it up from the floor as quick as a cat
As if there was that 5-second rule involved
You know the 5-second rule? Where if you drop something edible on the floor, as long as you pick it up within 5 seconds, it’s still okay to eat it
I don’t know, someone told me about that
I thought it was a bit stupid but it seemed to work with bags
Like the less time it spent on the floor, the less horrid dirt it’d pick up, the less pain my poor bag would feel
>_<

Joyce Tries To Get

5-Series Carkeys

After test-driving another car the other day, it really hit me how much the Kia sucks
Tekan to rush also cannot jalan and it just sucks up more petrol
Everyone is slowly getting used to the idea of me driving around
I bumped into Jagjeet in Bangsar while loaning products for a shoot last Friday

“Where you going after this?”
“Oh i’m gonna drive to 1U and pick up more stuff.”
“You drive?!”
” Yes. I drive.”
“What car do you drive?”
“Oh i’m driving my mum’s car today.”
“They allow you to drive??”
” Yes. They *allow* me to drive.”

Anyway, Daddy just bought a second-hand 5 series from my uncle, who’s migrated to Oz
It arrived while i was away in Tioman and (a bit sayang la) but i noticed there was a small dent on the back of the car
And a marvelous idea hit me while he called me on my mobile last night

“Yes, wassup!”
“Just checking, are you in KL?”
“Yes la. Are *you* in KL? Haven’t seen you at home also.”
“I am now.”
“Heh, oh i saw the new car arrived!”
“Yeah…” *can picture him grinning*
“But why got dent? You know… since you still have your BM… and Nick has his BM… and there’s a dent at the back of the new one, i can take it out and if i *do* bang something, there won’t be a difference cos there’s already a dent there!” i told him my genius idea on why i should be allowed to drive the nice fast car, having happy images of me zooming from place to place when i’m doing my product loans
“No la. Even i find it a bit bulky to drive.”
“But noone’s using it now! And it’s already got a dent! Will cost the same to replace entire thing!”
“No. Will cost more to pay the damages when you bang other people.”
“Tiu…”