No More JoyceTheFairy
… cos it’ll be JoyceTheBartender soon!
There will be a 3-day bartendering course worth RM1,000
And who better to ask to go then… me!!!
I got a request from one of my favourite mags asking me whether i’ll go cover it
The moment i read it, i put happy jumping icons with hearts flying all over the place
I called Smellie in glee
I smsed Daddy happily
He smsed back, “Would you earn more as a bartender?”
-_-
I earn pretty good wut now… *emo*
There’ll be wine tasting, vodka appreciation…
Actually.
It’s all of them – whiskey, beer, rum (malibu!) and coffee
Then on the third day, there’ll be a test
Imagine, i have to study alcohol
Again, i repeat
Study. Alcohol.
Well, i never!
And to think i always thought of forking out money to go for one and now i get to totally experience and appreciate it for free!
OH!
I’ll be good!
I’ll study so hard!
And i get a Certificate of Recognition after
PassedOutBen: “What if you fail wei.”
Me: “Me? Fail a test on alcohol? NEVER! Fail driving test, high possibility. Fail test on alcohol??? THE SHAME!”
PassedOutBen: “I bet you’ll be passed out as they’re presenting you the cert.”
Me: “Stupid!”
You’re supposed to spit out the liquid as you learn how to taste them anyway
But oh, how my heart will tear as i spit out lovely wine… 0_o
Haha!!!
Woohoo!!!
I’m so happy!!!!
One step closer to my dream of owning a bar and boutique!
I even have a name for it 
It’ll be KinkyBlueBar 
My Place?
Filled with glorious vodka and happy with work for the night, i flopped on the bed with Smellie huddled beneath the covers
“Baby, can you get me my Superman comic?”
“Where is it?”
“Outside….”
I fell over and pretended to pass out
I heard whines coming from somewhere in front of me
Huh? Whines? What whines? I don’t hear nothing…
I sat up and sighed dramatically
“Okay. Where exactly outside is it.”
Kacau la Superman
“It’s on the table with the keys.”
“Okay.”
“Yeah. Know your place and go fetch it woman.”
…………
………..
My expression from loving layan girlfriend switched to ‘WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY?!’
He whined again -_-
So i went to take it for him -_-
There’s some similarity here… when my dog whines, i cannot tahan and will walk him or give him a treat
Hmm
When i came back with the thick Superman comic tucked under my arm, i asked him
“So. What’s my place here again?”
He gave me all sorts of answers
See what Superman makes you do
Baby la, beautiful la, kinkyfairy la
Cheh so boring all the answe… ZzzZzzzZzzz….
So i put the comic on the shelf near the door before turning around to grin at him
“Boring la your answers!”
“No, baby i…”
I shut the door behind me.
So he had to get out into the cold to fetch it
Know your place huh
So i can be a mean girlfriend sometimes
Okay.
This is damn sad
It’s like some sort of self-assuring post that i’m not cock-whipped
When here i am at home in case he needs company before work at night
-_-
Enough, woman, enough!
Gonna go out and see Sashmar now
nice blog! have always enjoyed it. when will you be done with the lesson? doenst it sound like there needs to be a house party? haha…
p/s: just pretend to spit when you are trying out Opus1…. π
nice blog! have always enjoyed it. when will you be done with the lesson? doenst it sound like there needs to be a house party? haha…
p/s: just pretend to spit when you are trying out Opus1…. π
being cock-whipped is no problem. as long as they’re equally or MORE pussy whipped by you!! *grin*
being cock-whipped is no problem. as long as they’re equally or MORE pussy whipped by you!! *grin*
You, a bartender? I think the bar would go out of business because you’d be passing free drinks to everybody as you encouraged them to drink and have a good time. π
You, a bartender? I think the bar would go out of business because you’d be passing free drinks to everybody as you encouraged them to drink and have a good time. π
ooer .. sounds like fun!! Free drinkies free drinkies! π
ooer .. sounds like fun!! Free drinkies free drinkies! π
ooer .. sounds like fun!! Free drinkies free drinkies! π
ooer .. sounds like fun!! Free drinkies free drinkies! π
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BARtending course??? Oh my god. PERFECT. damn. I oso waaaant! Can drink endlessly hoo hoo….
BARtending course??? Oh my god. PERFECT. damn. I oso waaaant! Can drink endlessly hoo hoo….
hehee kinkybluebar sounds good lar ahahha
π -kelz
hehee kinkybluebar sounds good lar ahahha
π -kelz
juicy: deleting your stuipd comment cos you’re seriously full of cock. hello. you both are the ones who bothered me isnt’ it.
juicy: deleting your stuipd comment cos you’re seriously full of cock. hello. you both are the ones who bothered me isnt’ it.
wahhhhh..kinkybluebar! ahahah..i like the sound of that.
wahhhhh..kinkybluebar! ahahah..i like the sound of that.