New Man & New iPod
Last Saturday night, AzwinAndy gave AdamPoserPan and I a lift to the New Man party
I’ve lost quite a bit of weight all of a sudden without even meaning to
I mean, i *meant* to for Kuching, but i didn’t even start trying yet
0_o
Over the past two weeks, everytime i go out, an average of 4 people will mention that i’ve lost a lot of weight making me squirm slightly uncomfortably cos i feel my arms are too skinny now
Sheesh
Fat, complain
Skinny, complain
Loowee thinks my arms and legs made me look like a malnourished child from Africa
CrazySandra says i still have an, i quote, “healthy abdomen” -_-
*gives middle finger*
My cup size has definitely gone down by one size 
I got distressed looking down at my chest to realise i used to fill out the slutty top ALOT more
“Can you please please just pretend to stare at my chest and tell me that i’ve still got a MASSIVE chest?” i whined to Smellie
Him: OH MY! THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY HUMONGOUS!
Me: Eh… exaggerate also doesn’t work okay… 
So i asked Ahwin to help me out instead
He turned around to peer at my chest but jerked his head back to the road, “I’m going to crash wei!!!”
So he couldn’t help me
On the way, we picked SunshineySteph, then AndrewWestwood up
So the car was pretty full
At one point they were all screaming about football and i just stoned sendiri
>_<
We had to go to Zouk early cos the others had to get their make up and hair done first
Ahwin and i sat at Terrace Bar stuffing our faces with food and beer before the others joined us
Puggy came out! Thought he’ll go into his emo mode at home and not come out to play
Good God. BubblyBel looked so amazing, i said
“Eh your dress is damn nice… omg…. so are your shoes… omg i.. i… hate you…” before sputtering, “Kidding… but shit, can you like, not sit next to me…”
And she’s SO DAMN NICE and layans me seriously and i feel bad
-_-
Chak came outside to check on them (i think)
Making sure his celebs don’t run off and leave him with noone to auction stuff off
I sneakily lifted up the digicam and to take a picture of him
He saw me and went –
But too late
Flash flash
I previewed the photo and happily went, “It’s okay! You look skinny in the picture.”
He gave me a TSD face and said, “You always give me such nice compliments -_- “
Me: 
Chak got Domino’s to deliver to Zouk
So diva…
Then he even gets AdamPoserPan to bring it in
(I can imagine Chak going, “Oh my god this girl is SUCH a liar on her blog, lies, all of it! Lies!”)
Sniffs are also to test out the Smellie Factor
Soon i will be able to gnash like KinkyPugKevin 
Oh my lord, i look like such a kid here…
Then we all went in for the event
AzwinAndy, KinkyPug and I got our drinks at the bar
They were fucking kau
We all choked
Ahwin: Walau. Damn kau right…
Me: Yum…
Kevin: *Boing!*… i’m a New Man!
The auction started and we all had auction fans in our paperbags
Auction fans are evil
When SunshineySteph went up to auction off a video iPod, i started bidding cos i told her i’d get her bids running for her
I’d wave my fan wildly going, “500!”
I wanted to get one for so long
And the stupid alcohol made me think it’s a FANTASTIC idea to get one right there and then
-_-
So i started bidding on it with only half an aim to get it
This was the first time i’ve EVER bidded for anything and oh my god it’s so evil i tell you
The more i bidded for it, the more i wanted it
There was someone else on my left bidding of it, i don’t know who
I *think* the last number i heard from him was RM 1,100
Then i asked Kevin, “Eh how much is that going for in the stores anyway?”
“I know it’s a thousand six sing la…”
“Really?!”
Then my fan just shot up, i swear the fan had a life of its own and i said,
“A thousand four.”
I mean.
Who in their fucking right mind bids a few hundred higher then the last quoted amount?
*puts up hand slowly*
Me.
Idiot me.
At that time i was thinking
Oh my god if it’s 1600 sg then i’ll just simply go 1400 which i know i won’t get but if i do then yay!
Now when i think of it, i could have just said 1,300
Actually.
Now when i think of it, the girl thought i said 1,300
And i went, “No, 1,400”
*bangs head*
When i realised i had won the bid, i didn’t know whether to be happy or stupid
*looks at sky*
Way to go Chak, feed your guests strong drinks and give everyone an (evil) auction fan
I made Azwin and Kevin take the damn fan away from me after that
Later on, KinkyPug and i clarified some miscommunication
“I’m quite surprised you bid for it, so not you…”
“I know right… 0_o … Anyway okay la, you said it was 1,600 sg wut.”
“… NO! I said ‘i think it’s 1,600′! I didn’t say sing!”
“I heard you say sing!”
“I didn’t! I said 1,600! The ‘sing’ must’ve come from somewhere else…”
My eyes bulged and nose flared.
Well, the cheque goes to TrEES, an environmental conservation fund
But after that thought i remembered reading somewhere that a majority of charity funds doesn’t actually go to its cause anyway
>_<
At first i was afraid to see how much the iPod cost here, in case i feel lagi shitty
But yesterday Smellie and i went to check it out at The Curve
“If i suddenly start screaming and throwing a fit, just hold me down okay…”
“…”
