Of Balls, Chains & Shackles
They chattered nonsensically as he turned the key in the lock
Slipping off her New York Superstars, she walked towards the bedroom door to open it
… and stopped in her tracks.
Stared at the mess.
Promptly turned on her heel and headed for the computer room.
His voice broke the expected silence
“I’ll go clean up now!”
“Uh huh,” she hmm-ed back distantly
Arranging herself comfortably at the pc, she starts surfing online
Ten minutes later, she distinctly hears pages-a-fluttter coming from the living room
There usually isn’t any noise out there… thinks she
And peeps out to see…
Him sitting on the couch slowly taking off his boots while reading a magazine
She stands at the doorway with her hand on her hip, raised eyebrow intact
He looks up with a meek grin
“I’m going, i’m going, just give me a minute!”
“Damn good at wasting time man you.”
Aah
She settles back at the pc
Suddenly a head pokes in at the door
Now what?
Good god, he just cannot get started!
He’s pouting. Oh no.
Don’t tell me he’s too tired to clean up…
He was this close *makes 5mm space between fingers* this close to starting!
“Yes?” she challenges him to speak up
“…. i’m hungry….” he whines
Oh. So it wasn’t about the room.
“Ookay…”
“I’m hungry,” he repeats
-_-
Conniving boyfriend.
So she gets up to cook
As he cleans
Cooking and cleaning
On a Wednesday night
Welcome to adulthood.
Gone Is My Moustache
Not me la
I can imagine people saying i’m already bad -_-
QueenKanch and i got lost coming back today
We were driving past little towns i’ve never seen before in my life
0_o
You know you’re lost when everything looks alien around you
… and you can’t see any tall KL buildings :p
We ended up in Bangsar, *phew*
So i went to do my threading
I was getting damn emo at this particular photo shop in 1U
Cos they said two weeks ago the Nikon flash i wanted was to come in the following week
Which was LAST WEEK *nose flares*
Putting down a deposit on it, it hasn’t even come yet!
The chinese auntie there is super nice
Though i have to say there’s this other girl there who’s soddof rude
I called them up just now, being very curt and straight that they weren’t following up with their promises
The guy on the phone didn’t seem to know whether it was in or not
Which aggravated me even more
Fuck man.
If you’re not sure it’s coming on time, don’t say so then
I was all ready to get my deposit back and boycott the shop forever and ever
When the NiceChineseAuntie called me back promising apologetically it will be in by Friday
>_<
I hope it does.
Good PR is superb.
But if her promises don’t follow up second time running, all that PR can go fly kite for all i care man.
hahaha what la u woman. the fact that u jz blogged abt it makes u sound damn aunty…like a bitch customer liddat…. ahahahaha…
argh i miss hangin out w u! fuck u hav no idea how ecstatic i become when i see the range of magz here!! sheeeeeessshhh!!!
hahaha what la u woman. the fact that u jz blogged abt it makes u sound damn aunty…like a bitch customer liddat…. ahahahaha…
argh i miss hangin out w u! fuck u hav no idea how ecstatic i become when i see the range of magz here!! sheeeeeessshhh!!!
Ouch. How painful is threading!?
Ouch. How painful is threading!?
Hahaha I luv it!!! Your bf is just soo funny!
Reading magazines…..“Damn good as wasting time man you.”
LOL so if you cook, he cleans. xD Thats Classic.
Hahaha I luv it!!! Your bf is just soo funny!
Reading magazines…..“Damn good as wasting time man you.”
LOL so if you cook, he cleans. xD Thats Classic.
Live up to the “kinky” in your nickname and whip that boy into shape already!
Live up to the “kinky” in your nickname and whip that boy into shape already!
Buying SB-800??
Love heli rides… miss heli rides..
Buying SB-800??
Love heli rides… miss heli rides..
and what did u cook?
and what did u cook?
I read the title i thought you had S&M sex with the boy.
So cheat wan.
I read the title i thought you had S&M sex with the boy.
So cheat wan.
aishoz: eh i’m damn aunty sometimes la now… you have no idea >_< I carry big aunty bags, i nag, i bitch, i go for massages.
Faster come back kenonot.
KennySia: Not that painful. I have a high threshold for pain π
starlanceleo: he cleaned half past six… damn cheating
Joy: … i need a bigger whip π
kamkuey: ooh yes indeed!
jasper_spiller: Mac & Cheese… he always wants mac and cheese
Kev: only *you* will think that! hee hee. Yay! Fairy and puggy time tomrorow!
aishoz: eh i’m damn aunty sometimes la now… you have no idea >_< I carry big aunty bags, i nag, i bitch, i go for massages.
Faster come back kenonot.
KennySia: Not that painful. I have a high threshold for pain π
starlanceleo: he cleaned half past six… damn cheating
Joy: … i need a bigger whip π
kamkuey: ooh yes indeed!
jasper_spiller: Mac & Cheese… he always wants mac and cheese
Kev: only *you* will think that! hee hee. Yay! Fairy and puggy time tomrorow!
Fairy and Puggy come to TAG?
Fairy and Puggy come to TAG?
xD Definitely Cheating!
He got you good he did! Nxt time say “If you dont clean no Mac & Cheese for you! It’s all mine!”
Hmm… perhaps you already tried it.
Ah, Make him clean first before you make his Mac & Cheese.
“Mac & Cheese,
Mac & Cheese,
There is nothing like my Mac & Cheese.
I must clean,
I must clean,
or I wont get my Mac & Cheese.
AMEN.”
A little mantra/prayer to help him clean up. xD
xD Definitely Cheating!
He got you good he did! Nxt time say “If you dont clean no Mac & Cheese for you! It’s all mine!”
Hmm… perhaps you already tried it.
Ah, Make him clean first before you make his Mac & Cheese.
“Mac & Cheese,
Mac & Cheese,
There is nothing like my Mac & Cheese.
I must clean,
I must clean,
or I wont get my Mac & Cheese.
AMEN.”
A little mantra/prayer to help him clean up. xD
Cyn: hey darling, i’ll definitely come π Swear On Fairies (now that’s serious business!) dunno bout pug yet
starlanceleo: mmmf. don’t think it’ll work
Cyn: hey darling, i’ll definitely come π Swear On Fairies (now that’s serious business!) dunno bout pug yet
starlanceleo: mmmf. don’t think it’ll work