Exactly a year ago, Daddy thought i was whack (mmm he prollie still does) cos i took my ponies out into the garden with me… at night.
*click*
Tactic Baru
“So we’ll move out into another place in a month!” crowed Smellie
“Right… is this because you don’t want to clean up?!” i shot back cynically
Ooh the sneaky bastard.
Don’t want to clean up, so rectifies the problem by moving OUT.
Well, i never!
“NoOooooo… we’ll be moving into a BIGGER place!”
“…. more space for more rubbish?”
“Babyyyyy”
Later during the day, apartment mate Josh and i were discussing the moving plans
“I know, probably we can get Indian movers to move the furniture.”
“AND LET THEM STEAL ALL OUR THINGS?!” i blurted out unexpectedly
Unexpectedly to *me* even.
I clapped my hands over my mouth in shock.
Ohmygod. I’ve been hanging out WAY to much with my racist friends
-_-
What made the situation even more fantastic was that there was a big table of Indian men sitting right next to us.
Way to go, Joyce.
Make racist comments about Indians in Bangsar, Land of the Macha, somemore.
Way to go.
Disclaimer:
I’m not racist okay.
In fact, i’m damn emo against friends who are racist.
I’m also emo against yellow friends who think they’re white >_<
And just to back up i’m not racist, i’ve had many a crush on Indian dudes
Humour attracts me
And they have this innate sense of humour that is undeniable.
Like they say, once you go black, you never go back haha.
Well i haven’t gone black yet… so i can’t vouch for that
Hmm i *have* gone Brazilian black… :p
Okay okay
Diverting from the topic yet again
Okay i MUST add this
I adore Bow Wow
He’s too cute
And he’s probably one of the few males Ash and i would agree on ;p
b2k b2k! *swoons* bow wow is a man now! *giggles hysterically*
b2k b2k! *swoons* bow wow is a man now! *giggles hysterically*
Fairies are wonderful…. They does magical stuff…..
A married couple in their early 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a
quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
said, “For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being faithful to each other for all this
time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband” said the wife. The fairy moved her
magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the
new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a
moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to
have a wife 30 years younger than me”.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed;
but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle
with her magic stick and -abacadabra! – the husband
became 92 years old!
The moral of this story …
Men might be ungrateful idiots …
But fairies are … female
Just thought of sharing this article with you.
Fairies are wonderful…. They does magical stuff…..
A married couple in their early 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a
quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
said, “For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being faithful to each other for all this
time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband” said the wife. The fairy moved her
magic stick and – abracadabra! – two tickets for the
new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a
moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to
have a wife 30 years younger than me”.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed;
but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle
with her magic stick and -abacadabra! – the husband
became 92 years old!
The moral of this story …
Men might be ungrateful idiots …
But fairies are … female
Just thought of sharing this article with you.
LMAO @ MunYeen’s comment. Hahahaha. Sucked in, old man!!!
Eh Joyce, where are you guys moving now? A penthouse? ;P
LMAO @ MunYeen’s comment. Hahahaha. Sucked in, old man!!!
Eh Joyce, where are you guys moving now? A penthouse? ;P
*rofl* yeah sumtimes i say things like tat too and then go “ooooooops” after! quite malufying! =_=
*rofl* yeah sumtimes i say things like tat too and then go “ooooooops” after! quite malufying! =_=
Racist faries…… sounds like we have a new hitler in town!!! this time sporting a tutu and wielding a wand!!!!!!! SAY NO TO GAS CHAMBERS!!!!!!
Racist faries…… sounds like we have a new hitler in town!!! this time sporting a tutu and wielding a wand!!!!!!! SAY NO TO GAS CHAMBERS!!!!!!
heh.
bow wow… is just… not my cuppa tea.
I still think Ciara is too hot for him la.
heh.
bow wow… is just… not my cuppa tea.
I still think Ciara is too hot for him la.
http://www.rightonmag.com/images/Bow%20Wow01.jpg
bow wow.
oh my fucking god.
http://www.rightonmag.com/images/Bow%20Wow01.jpg
bow wow.
oh my fucking god.
yea, bow wow’s cute!! π
haha..i’ve never seen any disclaimer that long..
yea, bow wow’s cute!! π
haha..i’ve never seen any disclaimer that long..
ash: π It’s okay. Loowee is just jealous cos we *both* find Bow Wow sexay and he seems to despise him immensely :p
MunYeen: hee hee someone sent me that before π
quilana: *bwek*
looney: fucker, your friends okay. your olddddd friendssss (who left you in a drain ;)….. )
devil_undercover: well she can give him to me ANYTIME
fcukfest: bah get over it!
ash: π It’s okay. Loowee is just jealous cos we *both* find Bow Wow sexay and he seems to despise him immensely :p
MunYeen: hee hee someone sent me that before π
quilana: *bwek*
looney: fucker, your friends okay. your olddddd friendssss (who left you in a drain ;)….. )
devil_undercover: well she can give him to me ANYTIME
fcukfest: bah get over it!
Facts sometimes do discriminate.
Facts sometimes do discriminate.
your took ponnies out with u in the garden at night?
*touches your forehead*
do u still do that?
your took ponnies out with u in the garden at night?
*touches your forehead*
do u still do that?
heheh…
I think Nick Cannon is cuter though. π
heheh…
I think Nick Cannon is cuter though. π
HAHAHAHHahahahah I know..
damn!!! you know about that story!?!?!?! fuck… I tell you, the last person I expected to pull me out of that drain did… tambah I always tease the fella.. but after that I had a new respect for karma….it’s a bitch… π
HAHAHAHHahahahah I know..
damn!!! you know about that story!?!?!?! fuck… I tell you, the last person I expected to pull me out of that drain did… tambah I always tease the fella.. but after that I had a new respect for karma….it’s a bitch… π
miakenix: no… not so free now haha. poor neglected ponies
looney: Fuck wei, i heard that story a million times about you and the drain π CLASSIC.
miakenix: no… not so free now haha. poor neglected ponies
looney: Fuck wei, i heard that story a million times about you and the drain π CLASSIC.