I Feel So Retarded
I just clicked on some stupid link that Zaidi posted and…
I couldn’t stop shaking with laughter!
Tell me i’m not retarded….
Please tell me you laughed too when you clicked on it…
I seem to be waking up *earlier* then when i was working full-time to do work
0_o
And my mind was so buggered last night, i took ages to fall asleep which is very abnormal really
Was supposed to take a driving lesson today *cough* after dropping off a CD for a mag
But my instructor ffk me again
After i take the time to choose and dress in decent white top and sneakers too
Bah
Gonna go change into a skirt now
Trying to abstain from staying over in Smellie’s place tonight
I can’t believe how weak i am
It’s only been a day!
UGH.
Must… not… be… weak…
*crawls like a starving cave fairy*
Happy Birthday FaiTheMai!!!
I have yet to meet another male who’s so emo like you
Or whose voice shoots into high pitches when emo-ing
But you know i love you muchos anyway
*BIG HUG!*
So last Friday,
Hee hee i will always think of beer, running around and Bangkok when i see Sandra
She’s a wild child yo!
I keep on forgetting Marcus’ name 🙁
I think i got it right this time 🙁
Did i?
Sorry Marcus!
Everyone keeps on asking me where i cut my hair, where i cut my hair
Okay
I cut my hair at The Lab @ Hartamas okay?
And Rico always does it
There
Now stop asking me already!
PassedOutBen made an appearance!
Urm… *looks at picture* yeah.
FaiTheMai has alot of funny emo expressions:
I give fairy kisses
Kevin gives puggy squeezes
There are many types of squeezes he gives as well 
Erm no pictures of QueenKanch or Tarry, or Smellie who came later
Cos i was quite gone by then
*hides face*
Of Boycotts & Detoxes
boy·cott 
P Pronunciation Key (boi
k
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)
tr.v. boy·cott·ed, boy·cott·ing, boy·cotts
To abstain from or act together in abstaining from using, buying, or dealing with as an expression of protest or disfavor or as a means of coercion.
Joyce boycotting Adam –
To abstain from staying over as an expression of protest and disfavour to filthy apartment, thus coercing owner to buck up
Boycott starts today
*looks to the heavens*
Please God, this is my last resort to take a stance
I can’t believe how easy it is to please me as a girlfriend now
Just have to shower and clean up and i’m happy
Wtf man
I really should start setting my standards higher
HotAlcoJason was in the city again
“Come! Let’s go KLCC and detox!”
“Drink juice? Okay!”
“Yeah! Then later at night, we retox again!”
“What the hell…. bwahahahah!”
I’m Not Blind Yo
In recent months i’ve been getting more of the
“Hi, i read your blog!” comments from strangers
I don’t really mind cos it’s some form of attention
And i would be lying if i said i didn’t like some attention now and then to feed my ego
*looks at ceiling*
But the ones that weird me out is the staring and whispering and pointing
I mean, i’m not blind okay
If you’re standing four feet away from me and shoving your friend to look at me
Obviously i’d turn my head to the small commotion
Wondering whether i’m accidentally flashing some boobie or my skirt got stuck in my thong
And then i’d overhear “kinkybluefairy”
Then suddenly i’m all conscious of the way i stand
Where to look
Is there anything stuck in my braces?
-_-‘
BWARGH.
i know *exactly* how you feel. it’s like they think we’re not….real.
like hello, lainie never blogged about being buta, can see you pointing at her…
i know *exactly* how you feel. it’s like they think we’re not….real.
like hello, lainie never blogged about being buta, can see you pointing at her…
*rofl* same ere … hahaha tat day i heard someone whispered “there that one where her bf is damn sick…” i was like WTF… have to go tell other ppl pulak!
*rofl* same ere … hahaha tat day i heard someone whispered “there that one where her bf is damn sick…” i was like WTF… have to go tell other ppl pulak!
Hi, I read your blog!
You know, I wonder what I do pleases my gf… Not just to shower and clean up! Thats just basic! > <
More like, be there if she needs me, give her space when she wants space, a gift out of the blue every now and then, (not including the ones on important days) All the while I go and do what I want to do and need to do to achieve my goals so I can make something of myself kinda thing.
If your bf really only needs to shower and clean up, then he is a lucky guy. =P *like LUCKY*
PS. Hahaha I hope I fed your EGO with this.
Hi, I read your blog!
You know, I wonder what I do pleases my gf… Not just to shower and clean up! Thats just basic! > <
More like, be there if she needs me, give her space when she wants space, a gift out of the blue every now and then, (not including the ones on important days) All the while I go and do what I want to do and need to do to achieve my goals so I can make something of myself kinda thing.
If your bf really only needs to shower and clean up, then he is a lucky guy. =P *like LUCKY*
PS. Hahaha I hope I fed your EGO with this.
Hhahaha. Hi I read ur blog too !
But i’ve yet to see u in person to be doing that whole pointing, staring thing. Don’t worry, I won’t be as freaky hehehehee =D
Hhahaha. Hi I read ur blog too !
But i’ve yet to see u in person to be doing that whole pointing, staring thing. Don’t worry, I won’t be as freaky hehehehee =D
aww… THANKS JOYCE THE FAIRY!! MWAH!!
*BIG HUG BACK*
aww… THANKS JOYCE THE FAIRY!! MWAH!!
*BIG HUG BACK*
damn ugly my pics. ugh.
me look gay la… -_-
damn ugly my pics. ugh.
me look gay la… -_-
lainie: hmm not to say not ‘real’ but… imaginary somewhat? 0_o like seeing a cartoon in life :p
starlanceleo: daymn, you wanna be *my* boyfriend? bwahahaha
Kevin: you *are* gay >_<
lainie: hmm not to say not ‘real’ but… imaginary somewhat? 0_o like seeing a cartoon in life :p
starlanceleo: daymn, you wanna be *my* boyfriend? bwahahaha
Kevin: you *are* gay >_<
eh. But the last time I saw u i didnt point nudge stare! I looked at you and waved! But you just kayu.
eh. But the last time I saw u i didnt point nudge stare! I looked at you and waved! But you just kayu.
Joyce being straight forward eh? will come up and give u fairy hugs if i do see you out there!!
Joyce being straight forward eh? will come up and give u fairy hugs if i do see you out there!!
FYI people, that last pic of me and Fairy is the last before her passing out ahhahaah!
FYI people, that last pic of me and Fairy is the last before her passing out ahhahaah!
:):):)
:):):)
Do you ever get whispers, nudges and “That’s Adam’s girlfriend!’ too? Cos I know just hooow much you’d LOOOVE that.. ;P Heck, being recognised is something a lot better than getting cockstared because of one’s bf dontcha think?
Some people need to get a life.
The Lab huh? You get your tats at Borneo Ink? I need to go there to get my belly piercing out. The stupid woman in Adelaide f*cked it up big time. -_-
Do you ever get whispers, nudges and “That’s Adam’s girlfriend!’ too? Cos I know just hooow much you’d LOOOVE that.. ;P Heck, being recognised is something a lot better than getting cockstared because of one’s bf dontcha think?
Some people need to get a life.
The Lab huh? You get your tats at Borneo Ink? I need to go there to get my belly piercing out. The stupid woman in Adelaide f*cked it up big time. -_-
avril: erm if i had never met you before, chances are i’d say hi anyway… but of course la i kayu since i don’t nkow you!
0_0 -_-
quilana: omg. i so hate that :p
yeah i got my fairies at borneo inks. my piercing is coming out too 🙁 not navel one tho
avril: erm if i had never met you before, chances are i’d say hi anyway… but of course la i kayu since i don’t nkow you!
0_0 -_-
quilana: omg. i so hate that :p
yeah i got my fairies at borneo inks. my piercing is coming out too 🙁 not navel one tho
Which piercing then? Somewhere in the unmentionables region? 😉
I want to get mine redone actually, see if Walter can pierce through it properly in the same spot (my piercing is too shallow >_<).
Which piercing then? Somewhere in the unmentionables region? 😉
I want to get mine redone actually, see if Walter can pierce through it properly in the same spot (my piercing is too shallow >_<).
see it worked… now u remembered his name – marcus. =P
see it worked… now u remembered his name – marcus. =P
Fai’s the new birdman
Fai’s the new birdman
Eh yalor! You were at TGIF with Adam & ur dad. A bit stoned la!
Eh yalor! You were at TGIF with Adam & ur dad. A bit stoned la!
you look tanner. from bangkok? looks good!
hey, when you taking out your braces?
you look tanner. from bangkok? looks good!
hey, when you taking out your braces?
Happy pictures 🙂 !
Happy pictures 🙂 !
sue: no it’s so weird, i remember you whispering it to me at the back of the taxi in bangkok >_< god knows why i remember that so specifically! haha YAY i got it right nowwww!!
avril: of course la! a stranger waves at you… takkan you not stoned? wondering where you met them etc?
smalls: yea why is everyone saying that… i checked my chest everyday, no tan line 0_o braces? soon la… eh i called you the other day to take your project runway and dress -_- you din pick up langsung hmph
sue: no it’s so weird, i remember you whispering it to me at the back of the taxi in bangkok >_< god knows why i remember that so specifically! haha YAY i got it right nowwww!!
avril: of course la! a stranger waves at you… takkan you not stoned? wondering where you met them etc?
smalls: yea why is everyone saying that… i checked my chest everyday, no tan line 0_o braces? soon la… eh i called you the other day to take your project runway and dress -_- you din pick up langsung hmph
omfg Chewy gets AROUND! Eh having so many entries and just one slew of comments for all of them rather than each entry have their own comment box is so confusing. ;P
Hahahah the retard getting chased by Agents!!!! *roffles*
omfg Chewy gets AROUND! Eh having so many entries and just one slew of comments for all of them rather than each entry have their own comment box is so confusing. ;P
Hahahah the retard getting chased by Agents!!!! *roffles*
Yeah u did like give me this HUH?! look. So i mouthed ‘blog’ but I think the wine was distracting you la…
Yeah u did like give me this HUH?! look. So i mouthed ‘blog’ but I think the wine was distracting you la…
You think your liver might be pleading you to stop?
Puggy: To your last question, if I was gay, I would in a heartbeat but I am notoriously straight. No, no way of trying it out. And yes I’ve heard all the arguements before.
You think your liver might be pleading you to stop?
Puggy: To your last question, if I was gay, I would in a heartbeat but I am notoriously straight. No, no way of trying it out. And yes I’ve heard all the arguements before.
Haha!!! I’m a good cocksucker.
Haha!!! I’m a good cocksucker.
avril: i was having beer… and the word ‘blog’ ain’t an easy word to lip-read wei….
Kev: better then me? lol
avril: i was having beer… and the word ‘blog’ ain’t an easy word to lip-read wei….
Kev: better then me? lol