Exactly a year ago… i obviously partied more then i do now
Now i’m just cock-whipped yo 
*click*
And Then She Got Shitty McDs
“She did? My word.”
“Yes.”
“I thought all the food that came out of that place had to be the same.”
“Apparently not in this case, the porridge was thicker then usual and the chicken was so dry, she threw most of it away!”
“Joyce? Throwing away food? Unbelievable.”
“Yes, unheard of isn’t it?
“That girl eats everything in front of her.”
“I know, i know. And that’s not all of it.”
“Good Lord, what else?”
“He ordered her a vanilla milkshake see, and they gave her chocolate. So not kicking up a fuss, he went back and re-ordered it without returning the wrong item…”
“And then…”
“And they couldn’t understand English! They stared at him for abit, then handed him a chocolate sundae. ‘Vanilla milkshake.VANILLA MILKSHAKE!’ he kept on saying. And they handed him a chocolate milkshake again.”
“How awful. And to think i was going to head there right now too.”
“I suggest you don’t.”
“Was this the Centrepoint outlet again?”
“No actually! It was the drive-thru at The Curve.”
“Tsk tsk.”
Then my two imaginary friends parted ways and went to eat at better and less disappointing restaurants.
Sometimes i think to myself that i cannot keep up the lifestyle of eating *only* at places which serve wine and some sort of food which i adore.
Then i when i go for McDs, i feel like strangling the living hell out of them.
Smellie went for his short photoshoot (before ta-pauing McD’s for me) cos he’s to be in the Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelors thing.
“Are you going to come and support me?”
“Nope.”
“Why not?!”
“Well i’ll definitely go. But i’ll support Andy! Because he’s single and you’re not, so you don’t need anymore attention already haha.”
There seem to be aLOT of friends who are in the list this year.
Either we know the most eligible guys in Kuala Lumpur,
Or the city is running out of bachelors.
I’m sticking with the latter.
There Are No Hot Men In KL.
Not enough anyway.
McDonald’s 24/7 MY ASS.
Can i have a medium chicken porridge please?
Sorry don’t have
Oh. Okay, can i have a fish one then?
Sorry, don’t have also.
Erm okay, can i have a… McSpicy please?
Sorry, chicken don’t have also. Only got burgers.
…. … … … … … … nevermind then.
Then we drove away
from Centerpoint.
I couldn’t think of WHAT i wanted from McD’s then.
After hyping my happy self up to buy back some chicken porridge to gulp on after clubbing on a Friday night
I don’t see what’s the FUCKING POINT of having a TWENTY FOUR SEVEN McD’s when it doens’t have MOST of what you want ANYWAY.
TWENTY FOUR
SEVEN MY ASS.
I’m damn pissed off.
I skipped Petaling Street chicken rice
And mamak food
Cos i felt like McD’s
At 4 am
Well.
Fuck you Ronald.
I’m damn pissed off cos now, i’m at home, and i have to cook myself macaroni and cheese when i’m damn pei and i would very much rather have ready-made food.
Edit:
Ho hum, so i cooked a bowl (just enough for me) of mac & cheese
And AdamPoserPan was peering over my shoulder trying to steal it when i settled down to gobble it up
Wait. I didn’t cook for him cos he *doesn’t* eat okay.
Then now suddenly he wants to eat
“I’m doing you a favour,” said he, referring to my accumulated CNY wobbly bits
“Whatever.”
But i let him eat most of it anyway cos
How CAN you refuse a malnourished-looking person food?
It’s just wrong.
Haha.
damn pei chicken little
adam poser pan.
damn pei chicken little
adam poser pan.
Awww.. Poor JoyceTheFairy. )=
BOYCOTT!
….Or bring your own food to McD’s.
Awww.. Poor JoyceTheFairy. )=
BOYCOTT!
….Or bring your own food to McD’s.
haha what kind of mcd outlet is that .
Lol get some rest . :]
haha what kind of mcd outlet is that .
Lol get some rest . :]
hey…go easy on ronald…..he’s innocent
hey…go easy on ronald…..he’s innocent
aiya..that sux! l think the mcdonalds staff are lazy bummers, thats why.
aiya..that sux! l think the mcdonalds staff are lazy bummers, thats why.
It’s like a bloody epidemic nowadays. Restaurants running out of their food. Wtf man.
It’s like a bloody epidemic nowadays. Restaurants running out of their food. Wtf man.
i think it’s the same with mcdonald’s everywhere! at least it’s the same here in helsinki as well. i always order happy meal but after 12am, they only have the normal burgers meals.
i think it’s the same with mcdonald’s everywhere! at least it’s the same here in helsinki as well. i always order happy meal but after 12am, they only have the normal burgers meals.
babe.
i’m like really worried about you and this eating disorder. craving mc’d at 4 in the morning where you should be joining me at A&W pj!!! mwahahahahah. they got all that waffle and ice-cream even after 3am lah!
later nak join??? π
babe.
i’m like really worried about you and this eating disorder. craving mc’d at 4 in the morning where you should be joining me at A&W pj!!! mwahahahahah. they got all that waffle and ice-cream even after 3am lah!
later nak join??? π
Happy Chinese New Year Joyce!, Mac and Cheese provides excessive nourishment and loads loads of contribution to the CNY wobblie bits…*hicks*
Mc D’s also!
Happy Chinese New Year Joyce!, Mac and Cheese provides excessive nourishment and loads loads of contribution to the CNY wobblie bits…*hicks*
Mc D’s also!
“3 McFlurries pls”
“What flavor?”
“1 each.”
“Huh????”
“1 each…”
….stares cock at me and my friends…
very slowly…”1 Milo, 1 Oreo, and 1 M&M…”
“Oooohh…”
Yes, it DID happen….gracious!!!
“3 McFlurries pls”
“What flavor?”
“1 each.”
“Huh????”
“1 each…”
….stares cock at me and my friends…
very slowly…”1 Milo, 1 Oreo, and 1 M&M…”
“Oooohh…”
Yes, it DID happen….gracious!!!
Argh, 7pm and KL Sentral doesn’t have chicken porridge or diet coke/Coke light.
How could they run out? It’s not like people go to McDonalds and finish all the health(ier) food now do they? Don’t Coke junkies swear by Coke, not the pale icky Diet Coke?
Argh, 7pm and KL Sentral doesn’t have chicken porridge or diet coke/Coke light.
How could they run out? It’s not like people go to McDonalds and finish all the health(ier) food now do they? Don’t Coke junkies swear by Coke, not the pale icky Diet Coke?
My ex was in Cleo Most Elig Bachelor 2004. He didnt go for any events (like the preview in KLCC) except for the mag photoshoot. But he still got tons of stuff like a huge bottle of Hennessy White (yay!), Hennessy White tumbler and glass set, Levi’s Jeans, Loreal Shampoo & Conditioner (which he gave ALL to me coz he’s bald), Emporio Armani Night, a carton of pepsi and a shirt I think. And some movie tickets and whatnot.
hahah your imaginary friendz are funnay ;]
My ex was in Cleo Most Elig Bachelor 2004. He didnt go for any events (like the preview in KLCC) except for the mag photoshoot. But he still got tons of stuff like a huge bottle of Hennessy White (yay!), Hennessy White tumbler and glass set, Levi’s Jeans, Loreal Shampoo & Conditioner (which he gave ALL to me coz he’s bald), Emporio Armani Night, a carton of pepsi and a shirt I think. And some movie tickets and whatnot.
Oi… still pissed after 24 hours over the McD’s incident ah?
I think KL has its fair share of bachelors… only it’s a bit of a challenge to make it into the “Eligible” list on CLEO. π
Oi… still pissed after 24 hours over the McD’s incident ah?
I think KL has its fair share of bachelors… only it’s a bit of a challenge to make it into the “Eligible” list on CLEO. π
Joyce on a burn McDonalds prowl.Ganas!
Joyce on a burn McDonalds prowl.Ganas!
ahahhahaha ohh god….
ahahhahaha ohh god….
but you know, cleo’s eligible bachelor thing always has not-hot photos of guys that normally look better irl.
but you know, cleo’s eligible bachelor thing always has not-hot photos of guys that normally look better irl.
andyrascal: i thought you kept on repeating you like chicks. And suddenly you’re backing a clown up..?
…
…
You like clowns issit. Don’t bluff. I won’t tell Cleo, promise.
Nazrul: allah… but A&W damn far… ppl malas to drive there after clubbing leh!
leblue7: yup, i so believe that. they seriously cannot speak english.
nightstar: hee hee i have more then two π
kurious1978: yar… can’t believe they still ticked me off after 24 hours! 0_o
The list? – Mmf. i knew this totally loser guy who got on the list last year and he couldn’t shut his trap about it. So somehow… my respect for it plummeted.
smalls: they ASKED for it… *whine*
lainie: how come you checking out guys leh? *wicked grin and runs off*
andyrascal: i thought you kept on repeating you like chicks. And suddenly you’re backing a clown up..?
…
…
You like clowns issit. Don’t bluff. I won’t tell Cleo, promise.
Nazrul: allah… but A&W damn far… ppl malas to drive there after clubbing leh!
leblue7: yup, i so believe that. they seriously cannot speak english.
nightstar: hee hee i have more then two π
kurious1978: yar… can’t believe they still ticked me off after 24 hours! 0_o
The list? – Mmf. i knew this totally loser guy who got on the list last year and he couldn’t shut his trap about it. So somehow… my respect for it plummeted.
smalls: they ASKED for it… *whine*
lainie: how come you checking out guys leh? *wicked grin and runs off*
Joyce… Hmmm (*thinking cap on). Maybe I should try doing the whole loser-do to qualify for CLEO’s list. π
Joyce… Hmmm (*thinking cap on). Maybe I should try doing the whole loser-do to qualify for CLEO’s list. π